Guest Keith Lard Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 My mom will be taking me to Disneyland Paris this autumn and she said I could invite a few friends from this website. We will be going on the rides, buying disney merchandise and try and get our way with the princesses at the meet-and-greet. My and my mom will be staying in a caravan and live on baked beans so I hope you guys wouldn't mind sharing a room with me at night. So who wants to come? You better give me a good reason to invite you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Thanks for the warning, unfortunately you can fart yourself to death while buggering mummy, I shall be going nowhere within a 100 mile radius of Disneyland Paris this autumn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Already been, on business, it's shit. Like you Keith. You're not invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Perhaps if I weren't happily married, I'd take you up on your offer, Bronski, just for the opportunity to roger your mum. Since you'll be going too, I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I got my own caravan thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 You're not invited. Take that! (Bollicks, should have been a multiquote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 How, exactly, is this a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Have you been there? Awful. Northern European weather so you wander around in the drizzle, a wake up call off Pluto, overpriced everything, screaming kids, cunts dressed as Mickey Mouse. As I said earlier, thankfully I wasn't paying for this dirge.Then throw Bronski into the mix and Dreamland in Margate looks more appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Have you been there? Awful. Northern European weather so you wander around in the drizzle, a wake up call off Pluto, overpriced everything, screaming kids, cunts dressed as Mickey Mouse. As I said earlier, thankfully I wasn't paying for this dirge. Have I been there? I'd sooner shit razer wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Fucking hell you must be desperate for friends Brony. By the way,fuck Disneyland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 What does your mum look like Brony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'll go Keef. That is, if the previously posted pic of your stepmom is actually her. You can snuggle up to Coco Pommel or whoever, and I'll do your stepmom up the wrong 'un, then cum on her tits etc etc. Then I'll make us some bacon and egg, and some hay and oats for your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'll go Keef. That is, if the previously posted pic of your stepmom is actually her. You can snuggle up to Coco Pommel or whoever, and I'll do your stepmom up the wrong 'un, then cum on her tits etc etc. Then I'll make us some bacon and egg, and some hay and oats for your friend. No it's my real mom who is taking me. My stepmom haven't spoken to me since she caught me sniffing her dirty laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SackMyCook Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I thought this was a site for naming cunts, not hosting perverts with paedophile tendencies. Please remove this despicable tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 How fucking old are you Bronski, and how the fuck does mom get pampers to fit that bulbous arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 How fucking old are you Bronski, and how the fuck does mom get pampers to fit that bulbous arse. I'm 27 and I wear my nappies because it's a lifestyle choice so fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'm 27 and I wear my nappies because it's a lifestyle choice so fuck you. You are a big lad, time you was potty trained - believe me it ain't that complex - easier then adding your tweet to this forum., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 You are a big lad, time you was potty trained - believe me it ain't that complex - easier then adding your tweet to this forum., Tweets are on Twitter you twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 So here we have a donut busting, nappy wearing, plushie stuffed toy fucking , plastic sword swinging superhero who specialises in self buggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 So here we have a donut busting, nappy wearing, plushie stuffed toy fucking , plastic sword swinging superhero who specialises in self buggery. Couldn't have put it better myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fuck It Bronski, count me in. I will pay three cunts in Goofy costumes to hold you down and rape you with a hunk of bong hose while I steal your wallet, defecate on your face, set fire to your caravan, and pop your stepmothers fake tits. Sound like fun to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 No it's my real mom who is taking me. My stepmom haven't spoken to me since she caught me sniffing her dirty laundry. She didn't seem to mind when I sniffed her dirty knickers. Odd that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 You're not invited. Yeah, that fucking told him, Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yeah, that fucking told him, Keith! It does the soul good to finally see Bronski grow a pair of bollocks AND put them to use. Top drawer Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Fuck It Bronski, count me in. I will pay three cunts in Goofy costumes to hold you down and rape you with a hunk of bong hose while I steal your wallet, defecate on your face, set fire to your caravan, and pop your stepmothers fake tits. Sound like fun to you?What the fuck do you want his wallet for Grumps, all you'll get from that is his collection of Pokemon cards his shrinks phone number and a ticket for Jihadcon in Basra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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