Guest JackoTC Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 A right bunch of insincere, lying, scaremongering fucking turds for sure. Real dentists getting a large fee, and actors pretending to be members of the public, who are so bad at the job that they can't even pass as a normal person. The latest one to fear is fruit juices - something we've been told is healthy for the last 40 years, now these cunts are playing on that. What next ? Lettuce ? Carrots ? Vaginal juices ? All toothpastes contain more or less the same ingredients, so go fuck yourselves, I'm not having it. Pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I think these adverts are very realistic. None of the dentists are white, and they are all very, very smug. Rachel Riley is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Peroxide mouthwash does it for me. Whiter teeth than the fucking Donny Osmond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I'd have the fuckers out, all of them. Total pain in the arse mouth. Fucking fillings, root fillings, toothache, fucking gurt needles. Bollocks. Have the fuckers out. Is Fender for hire? He could knock the bastards out with one or two well-aimed hammer blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I clean my teeth with Sixth Form Girls (that's the legal bit out of the way), but of course they have to be hairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I clean my teeth with Sixth Form Girls (that's the legal bit out of the way), but of course they have to be hairy. Nothing wrong with a bit of organic dental flossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I use bristley girls for my actual teeth, but seriously hairy ones for the flossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Make sure you save the cunts. Broneyo will want them for his Tooth Fairy.Bronski is the tooth fairy, don't know what the plushie codpiece is all about though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I have my own teeth & I brush when I can . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 You sure as fuck wont have them long, the way that you're prattling on. I will bite your head off, you stupid flea brain on stilts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 No you wouldn't. Fartslice. Fanny fart face, superglue your 'thing' to a door knob. You are just a geek locked in his bedroom by his gran who never gets out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 The ad that fucks me off is when that spastic in the 'better bathrooms' ad sings in the bath 'we bought ours at better bathrooms......yeah'. I hope the cock ruins is acting career with that job, the cunt. another boring tweet from table cloth face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I've reported you to Miss Roops I've reported you & 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 and so I shall report you, 3rd, 4th and 5th. You soppy twat. She knows I behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 9:40 PM ProfB has entered the room ProfB hello who is there 9:45 PM ProfB is that you mrs roops? Jazz has entered the room Jazz no it is not. Fuck off. ProfB I do not want to be in the same room as you -piano stool face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 9:40 PM ProfB has entered the room ProfB hello who is there 9:45 PM ProfB is that you mrs roops? Jazz has entered the room Jazz no it is not. Fuck off. ProfB I do not want to be in the same room as you -piano stool face. 9:50 PM Jazz has left the room ProfB GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 And I know you are a Cunt. What's the difference?Its like watching a car crash in slow motion. Has sheep forgotten to take her meds again? Or perhaps been at the vodka? Or perhaps smoking something really strong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I once shot a blue tit with an air rifle and cleaned my teeth later the same day. I don't know if that helps at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I choked on a pink tit once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 another boring tweet from table cloth face. KILL YOURSELF, YOU BORING CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Prof B, insulting people via the disco idiom is so passé. Could I urge you to be nice to the more venerable membership please? They fought and died in two world wars for the likes of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Quite right, and Rat was sent to Auschwitz. He fell out of one one of the machine gun towers once, and strained his wrist.Luckily he's just as proficient wanking with the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 40 years behind the wrist and proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I once shot a blue tit with an air rifle and cleaned my teeth later the same day. I don't know if that helps at all. Try as I might Ratter, I cannot see how this helps at all.....oh, and expect a knock on the door of the old Fuhrerbunker from the RSPB you murderous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yes good call this Jacko, this load of old bollocks has always got on my tits, i would love to put a hammer and chisel to all their cunt mouths and smash their fucking railings out, see if they like them fucking apples, fucking equity acting cuntbreeds. Dentistry Fends style - love to see that on an advert. Having their fillings removed with a hammer (not just the gold ones Ratter !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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