cuntspotter Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Does it really matter if you stir it with your cock? .......... Ermm ............ busted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 23 hours ago, Decimus said: What a load of navel-gazing "look at me, look at me!", self-congratulatory, insincere, absolute fucking bollocks. On the one hand you have got some racist old cunt labouring under the misapprehension that people give a fuck that he's almost dead and regrets fucking up his entire life. On the other you've got Dee" the truth is out there"Bom giving it his best x-factor sob story about some crack addled pensioner from Crewe. Add to that the insincere platitudes of other members, plus the distinct lack of any sort of abuse, and you have got another mumsnet classic from the early days of the Corner. Fucking shite. It took you a long time to get the courage up after staring at this shit for almost 3 days. ( yes im watching you ,webbed handed cunt ,my micro brummie penis may be swinging outside your door as we speak). My interpretation of this whole load of shite was we're all a bunch of fucking cunts and we die basically, so go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, Snowflake said: It took you a long time to get the courage up after staring at this shit for almost 3 days Only 3 days staring at it is pretty good for a council worker to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Only 3 days staring at it is pretty good for a council worker to be fair. This is true it would of been bounced around between HR ,PR and any other letter of the alpahabet that they would of run out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Snowflake said: It took you a long time to get the courage up after staring at this shit for almost 3 days. ( yes im watching you ,webbed handed cunt ,my micro brummie penis may be swinging outside your door as we speak). I imagine that you're one of those busy body bin men who roots through rubbish like some sort of diseased animal, looking for the smallest of recycling infractions that you can report back to your betters at the council. Nosey fucking tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 12 minutes ago, White van man said: Only 3 days staring at it is pretty good for a council worker to be fair. He has a non-functioning brain-stem, so its a miracle that he has responded at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you're one of those busy body bin men who roots through rubbish like some sort of diseased animal, looking for the smallest of recycling infractions that you can report back to your betters at the council. Nosey fucking tramp. I expected better, Frank was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you're one of those busy body bin men who roots through rubbish like some sort of diseased animal, looking for the smallest of recycling infractions that you can report back to your betters at the council. Nosey fucking tramp. Cough cough cough.... I expect your the sort of cunt to come online because their job at the council is so boring that they spend their days in witherspoons because it's happy hour and I can recount the fun jibes me stickers and the rest of the brady bunch had in our halcyon days(sic) that we rules da corner. You laugh hysterically at Frank while he dances like a fucking idiot and clap like a seal desperate to be the guy you turn into the class fucking clown, it's all down hill from here pen pushing cunt, suck my balls. Please dont mention my illiteracy, being a brummie, thick etc etc or you will.kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Snowflake said: Cough cough cough.... I expect your the sort of cunt to come online because their job at the council is so boring that they spend their days in witherspoons because it's happy hour and I can recount the fun jibes me stickers and the rest of the brady bunch had in our halcyon days(sic) that we rules da corner. You laugh hysterically at Frank while he dances like a fucking idiot and clap like a seal desperate to be the guy you turn into the class fucking clown, it's all down hill from here pen pushing cunt, suck my balls. Please dont mention my illiteracy, being a brummie, thick etc etc or you will.kill me. At least I'm not getting to you, Snowie. Thick, illiterate Brummie cunt etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Cut the crap. It’s £1.25. How many copies do you want? None. I found one of Roops' growler on the interweb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 06/02/2018 at 9:30 PM, William T.D. Stickers said: Roops very kindly recommended me some Savlon cream to help soothe it. She then sent a picture of her minge to me, asking if I had any recommendations in return. Unfortunately I thought it was a blocked plughole at a Turkish bath house and suggested pouring caustic soda down it. We haven't spoken since. It's moments like this, sitting at a pretty 7.0, that help me maintain my top dog post-to-like ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It's moments like this, sitting at a pretty 7.0, that help me maintain my top dog post-to-like ratio. You might add a little more depth to your posts, but overall, I’m the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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