Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 They are evil, I had to get a mug shot for me new passport, soo today I went into Sainsburys & used their 'Photo-Me’ booth. Why do they always make you look like a criminal? My last passport photo makes me look like a bank robber, me new photo makes me look like a mass murderer - I look like I’ve murdered husbands & lovers - I look like I have no remorse & I bludgeoned them to death while they were sleeping, then I chopped their bodies up & fed them to wild animals. I look like I might have roasted the bodiless penises in me oven, & kept their eyes in my freezer. It was soo embarrassing too, the booth gives you 3 attempts to take your photo correct: on the 1st attempt me peepers were shut, then the booth shouted out while I was reviewing the 2nd shot YOU WILL ONLY GET ONE MORE ATTEMPT - customers in the checkout queues might have thought I was vain, so I settled for the 2nd attempt, even though it’s my worse photo ever. Do not smile, remove your hat & your glasses, keep your gob shut, look forward - photographers will tell you this is the worse angle for a portrait photo. Soo mean. Me hot pink top has come out salmon pink, I am soo disappointed & I have to live with this for 10 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 If it makes you that miserable, then I am ecstatic. This post is boring fucking wank, and you are still a tedious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 This type of nom is one of the reasons this site is going to fucking pot. Shame really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 ProffuckingB. Have you ever tried to grow another pussy? When you have come back and let us know. Until then, stfu, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I think it's safe to say that you will look like a cunt in any photograph Prof, so don't lay the blame on photo booths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 4 cunts attack me for speaking the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 ♿️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Why didn't you take a photo of the user instructions on the booth and post that to save us from this tedious fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Who the fuck uses photobooths these days anyway? It's not 1983. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Who the fuck uses photobooths these days anyway? It's not 1983. Driving licence and passport pics, dumdum.... driving licence and passport pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I have a digital camera, a PC and printer Frank you cunt. I even have shineh photo paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Surely for your passport photo you only need to send in a Reader's Wives picture from one of your circa 1982 back issues of Knave. Mandy from Glasgow, with a gash like a young Michael Jackson's head after a hatchet accident would be perfect. There can surely be only one response to this? Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 No, I think this just about covers it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I have a digital camera, a PC and printer Frank you cunt. I even have shineh photo paper. Passport guidelines are quite stringent... you untraveled oik. Go ahead and sit your skinny arse down on a stool behind a blank canvas, buy the shiny paper, unjam your crappy old printer, take a thousand self-portrait shots of your stupid fucking face, cut the pics to size then waddle down to see the uncompromising cunts at your local HM Passport office. Get yourself into a booth... fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fuck me, more than five words Frank. You had a good think there didnt you? You are a festering spunk gibbon Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fuck me, more than five words Frank. You had a good think there didnt you? You are a festering spunk gibbon Frank. Every day's a school day.. dumdum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 This type of nom is one of the reasons this site is going to fucking pot. Shame really. I'm beginning to lose interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 4 cunts attack me for speaking the truth. It would have been 5 but I was out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I'm beginning to lose interest. Then kill yourself you dopey cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Then kill yourself you dopey cow You have a way with words you silver tongued cavalier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Then kill yourself you dopey cow Don't mind Frank, he's grumpy cos he's hungry. He lost a few of his lunchtime Tseftelia up his arse in a solo sex game gone wrong. Next time try auto asphyxiation you cunt Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Don't mind Frank, he's grumpy cos he's hungry. He lost a few of his lunchtime Tseftelia up his arse in a solo sex game gone wrong. Next time try auto asphyxiation you cunt Frank. You see, decimus... you're trying, but it's not connecting. Like fucking an ex who's put on a stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 You see, decimus... you're trying, but it's not connecting. Like fucking an ex who's put on a stone. I didn't realise you'd had sex in order to have experienced that problem. Life is full of little miracles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 I didn't realise you'd had sex in order to have experienced that problem. Life is full of little miracles. ..... no - another poor response. I'm going to bed xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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