cuntspotter Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Pasodoble is not the answer to life's problems. Get it off the telly and out of the classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Mrs won't let me dance at at a do. I'm fucking banned. She says I'm like a Thunderbird puppet in a tumble dryer. Suits me fine, I sit it all out and quietly get pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Pasodoble is not the answer to life's problems. Get it off the telly and out of the classroom. Back in your pink tutu and matching tights? It is Halloween, I suppose we're all entitled to one good fright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 It takes two to tango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 It takes two to tango. Unless you're schizophrenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Its got to be strictly ballroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Derek and Clive knew a bloke who was a non stop dancer, he was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin. And you want to travel with her And you want to travel blind And you know that she will trust you For you've touched her perfect body with your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Pasodoble is not the answer to life's problems. Get it off the telly and out of the classroom. Indeed. What cunt in their right mind thought to themselves, "Vanessa Feltz in skin tight lycra trying to get her leg above her head - who wouldn't want to see that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Derek and Clive knew a bloke who was a non stop dancer, he was a cunt. Yeah, I met him once in a pub in Becontree, but his ead fell off, I think his name was Norman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Yeah, I met him once in a pub in Becontree, but his ead fell off, I think his name was Norman? John...... John Stitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Hate these would be Vanilla Ices of the party - punching the air while doing the squatting thing. Painful to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 I am the lord of the dance said he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 John...... John Stitch Start dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 Me , Jack Daniels , "Roadrunner" Junior Walker & the Allstars ..... just you try and hold me back you cunts ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2014 Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 It takes two to tango. It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed. And the wants and needs of a woman of your age Pen I realize. Oh Penny.......... don't take your love to town. xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed. And the wants and needs of a woman of your age Pen I realize. Oh Penny.......... don't take your love to town. xx Frank...... For god's sake turn around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Frank...... For god's sake turn around! Spot, It appears that kunty has finally reached the end of his tether with long time lover jizzler. In the words of the of the great Bert Jansch.... What a pair of fucking cunts. Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 "Oooops, Frank's wet the bed..." Stoopid little bitches - where's the napalm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Yeah, I met him once in a pub in Becontree, but his ead fell off, I think his name was Norman? Norman the carpet, his main trouble was that people kept walking all over him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Yeah, I met him once in a pub in Becontree, but his ead fell off, I think his name was Norman? Norman the carpet, his main trouble was that people kept walking all over him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Dancing is a great way to pull the ladies. I'm irresistible when I get grooving. Is that what you do when a man with a bag on his head grabs your boobs at the bus stop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Pasodoble is not the answer to life's problems. Get it off the telly and out of the classroom. Wasn't Square dancing first developed by lonely farmers as a means of wooing their livestock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 The problem with dancing is that blokes only ever do it when their co-ordination is at its least effective because they're as pissed a fucking fart. Invariably this occurs at events like weddings when there are numerous video cameras about. In this age of Youtube and social media, what you thought at the time was an excellent re-enactment of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever will be shared for the amusement of every single fucker you've ever known, and you'll end up looking a complete and utter cunt for the rest of your natural life. Believe me, I know. Alas..... This is so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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