nocti Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Sheep-scaring fucking cunt. He's "funny" because he can do twatty impressions of people who are almost as cancerously unfunny as he is. Also, when he falls under the cuntishly sad misapprehension that he HAS said something remotely humorous, he does an infuriating cum-slurping wink and smile at the camera, immediately setting in immortal stone his status as one of the biggest cunts to ever taint the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Never heard of or seen the cunt Not that I'm assuming anything by your avatar or username, but he appears more on the telly than gramophone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 One trick pit pony. His Ronnie Corbett impression is cringeworthy to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 This cunt definitely features on the “Up his own arse” scale of self-congratulatory cleverness that runs from Stephen Fry and John Sessions via Noel Fielding to Tony Slattery. He almost certainly uses his own shit as toothpaste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I saw his arse in some programme about being Welsh. I don't know if that helps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I saw him in a film about Napoleon bombarding the British at Toulon. He played the mayor of Toulon, a right horrible bastard, and he was really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I saw his arse in some programme about being Welsh. I don't know if that helps? It certainly helps me see him as more of a cunt than I did already, which I thought was nearing the impossible. I am here to learn after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I sometimes get him mixed up with Ben Miller who's about as funny as a squashed baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I sometimes get him mixed up with Ben Miller who's about as funny as a squashed baby Oh god I think I know who you mean. That Jimmy hill chin channeling cunt who sidekicks the "pointless" Armstrong fuckwit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Oh god I think I know who you mean. That Jimmy hill chin channeling cunt who sidekicks the "pointless" Armstrong fuckwit? Indeed. A pair of baby squashing cretins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Sheep-scaring fucking cunt. He's "funny" because he can do twatty impressions of people who are almost as cancerously unfunny as he is. Also, when he falls under the cuntishly sad misapprehension that he HAS said something remotely humorous, he does an infuriating cum-slurping wink and smile at the camera, immediately setting in immortal stone his status as one of the biggest cunts to ever taint the planet. That side-look of his towards the camera is as monumentally annoying as the crowbarred 'impressions' he shoehorns into every fucking programme he appears on. Got to add, I was well chuffed when Brydon (cunt) and Fry (cunt) got pipped to the post of new chairman for Sorry I haven't a clue by Jack Dee (not a cunt.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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