Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Manky said: I dont think I have ever been part of any group where the old timers havent hankered back to bygone days. This fits in perfectly with Professor Mankys theory of Irreversible Dynamic Decrepitude whereby nothing ever improves. But this is total shite. Did all these giants, who dominated the site, leave because they were bored putting up with the imbeciles they left behind? If that is the case, the good old days are a total fantasy perpetuated by the tossers so bland that they forced the legends to run for the hills. I often wonder why some people bother logging on when all they contribute is negativity whilst trying to make their predictions of imminent collapse a self fulfilling prophesy. Luckily, I am like a breath of fresh air blowing through the noms with an incisive mind, razor sharp wit and a burning desire to piss off some of the old guard with my mere presence. Fuck you doom mongers. The future is bright as we havent made it happen yet I don't hark back to the time when I first joined. It was absolute dog shit, everyone calling each other "mate" and a load of maudlin bollocks being posted. There was a nom counselling deebom against having an affair, a nom about deebom's drug addled father were everyone swapped sympathetic ditty's, a nom from that weird old fucker Grumpycunt about getting old and how depressing it was, Gyppo telling us about her dead grandaughter and everyone offering sympathy. It genuinely was a complete load of fucking bollocks. I'm glad the majority on here are nasty cunts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Idiot. ... and proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't hark back to the time when I first joined. It was absolute dog shit, everyone calling each other "mate" and a load of maudlin bollocks being posted. There was a nom counselling deebom against having an affair, a nom about deeboms drug addled father were everyone swapped sympathetic ditty's, a nom from that weird old fucker Grumpycunt about getting old and how depressing it was, Gyppo telling us about her dead grandaughter and everyone offering sympathy. It Genuinely was a complete load of fucking bollocks. I'm glad the majority are nasty cunts now. That post is a tad surprising to me although I did not have you in mind when I posted. There is too much shit in the world to mourn over yesteryear. Lets all get down to some serious cunting in 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Manky said: I dont think I have ever been part of any group where the old timers havent hankered back to bygone days. This fits in perfectly with Professor Mankys theory of Irreversible Dynamic Decrepitude whereby nothing ever improves. But this is total shite. Did all these giants, who dominated the site, leave because they were bored putting up with the imbeciles they left behind? If that is the case, the good old days are a total fantasy perpetuated by the tossers so bland that they forced the legends to run for the hills. I often wonder why some people bother logging on when all they contribute is negativity whilst trying to make their predictions of imminent collapse a self fulfilling prophesy. Luckily, I am like a breath of fresh air blowing through the noms with an incisive mind, razor sharp wit and a burning desire to piss off some of the old guard with my mere presence. Fuck you doom mongers. The future is bright as we havent made it happen yet good old Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Manky said: That post is a tad surprising to me although I did not have you in mind when I posted. There is too much shit in the world to mourn over yesteryear. Lets all get down to some serious cunting in 2018 It's definitely better now, excluding Albert fucking Ross of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: good old Manky You are of course correct. That post is akin to that speech At Agincourt by Henry VIII about summoning up your sinews and stiffening the blood, or Winston fighting the fuckers on the beach speech. Sometimes I dont know how I manage it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: It's definitely better now, excluding Albert fucking Ross of course. Luckily Albert admitted his name was Ross because I nearly, but not very nearly, thought he might be Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't hark back to the time when I first joined. It was absolute dog shit, everyone calling each other "mate" and a load of maudlin bollocks being posted. There was a nom counselling deebom against having an affair, a nom about deebom's drug addled father were everyone swapped sympathetic ditty's, a nom from that weird old fucker Grumpycunt about getting old and how depressing it was, Gyppo telling us about her dead grandaughter and everyone offering sympathy. It genuinely was a complete load of fucking bollocks. I'm glad the majority on here are nasty cunts now. I remember Catwoman giving advice to some cunt who was doing a job application. "Spellcheck the fuck out of it!" she helpfully put in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's definitely better now, excluding Albert fucking Ross of course. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 23 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Who? Who the fuck are you? How well did you do in the Phil Jupitus look a like competition, fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you? How well did you do in the Phil Jupitus look a like competition, fat cunt. hahahahah nice one centurion, that taught the Bubba cunt a lesson and I think it will fuck up Bubs confidence for a few days. Job well done Drossy, why not have a couple of weeks off now you hilariously funny cunt to enjoy your success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you? How well did you do in the Phil Jupitus look a like competition, fat cunt. qualitah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 49 minutes ago, luke swarm said: hahahahah nice one centurion, that taught the Bubba cunt a lesson and I think it will fuck up Bubs confidence for a few days. Job well done Drossy, why not have a couple of weeks off now you hilariously funny cunt to enjoy your success. Cheers Swarm, but I think I’ve got this.... 56 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you? How well did you do in the Phil Jupitus look a like competition, fat cunt. I came second, actually, after your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Cheers Swarm, but I think I’ve got this.... I came second, actually, after your mum. She did well, as she meant to enter the Les Dawson competition, but she's nearly as thick as me. Are you sure you're not my dad, we share a lot of similar traits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 On Saturday, December 27, 2014 at 8:25 PM, Decimus said: Unfortunately, like many women, Mrs. D. Watches complete fucking drivel 99% of the time on the idiot box. The latest craze seems to be the above mentioned shite. Who in their right mind would want to spend an hour watching over privileged, privately educated Norman descendants turn down a host of country estates because an A road happens to be within 50 miles of the house and the Heathrow flight path is a paltry 200 hundred miles away. Still, I haven't come across anyone vulgar enough to want to move to Cheshire, so they at least have a modicum of sense. This must be the 1000 thousandth nom that you have posted that are all shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: 1000 thousandth Eh? Do you mean a million? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This must be the 1000 thousandth nom that you have posted that are all shit. When I first read this poorly constructed bollocks, I assumed that you had suffered some sort of major cerebral event. Upon further consideration, I realised that it's actually the first Drewsday of the new year. You drunken fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Eh? Do you mean a million? I was being ironic, but alas it has all been in vain. If you re-read the Dickyless post again the flid has written "200 hundred" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Eh? Do you mean a million? Albert, I obviously hope that your membership will be cut short imminently through an agonisingly painful death. However, if you unfortunately remain alive, you'll soon come to realise that every Tuesday, Drew spews forth incomprehensible bollocks at an alarming rate. He's a disgusting alcoholic who lives in a bungalow because he's too smashed to be trusted with stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: I was being ironic, Typo I think Drew, that not how you spell moronic, no worries though sorted now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Typo I think Drew, that not how you spell moronic, no worries though sorted now. With wit like that you ought to become a comedian like Michael Mcintyre, because he's an unfunny cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: With wit like that you ought to become a comedian like Michael Mcintyre, because he's an unfunny cunt too. I was just trying to help, you need all the help you can get at this time of day after a little tot or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't hark back to the time when I first joined. It was absolute dog shit, everyone calling each other "mate" and a load of maudlin bollocks being posted. There was a nom counselling deebom against having an affair, a nom about deebom's drug addled father were everyone swapped sympathetic ditty's, a nom from that weird old fucker Grumpycunt about getting old and how depressing it was, Gyppo telling us about her dead grandaughter and everyone offering sympathy. It genuinely was a complete load of fucking bollocks. I'm glad the majority on here are nasty cunts now. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: She did well, as she meant to enter the Les Dawson competition, but she's nearly as thick as me. Are you sure you're not my dad, we share a lot of similar traits. Fuck off and don’t ever speak to me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Fuck off and don’t ever speak to me again. yep, that's exactly what his dad said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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