Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Unfortunately, like many women, Mrs. D. Watches complete fucking drivel 99% of the time on the idiot box. The latest craze seems to be the above mentioned shite. Who in their right mind would want to spend an hour watching over privileged, privately educated Norman descendants turn down a host of country estates because an A road happens to be within 50 miles of the house and the Heathrow flight path is a paltry 200 hundred miles away. Still, I haven't come across anyone vulgar enough to want to move to Cheshire, so they at least have a modicum of sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 'Still, I haven't come across anyone vulgar enough to want to move to Cheshire' Vulgar? Surely you just mean 'poor'? I dunno, Londo. There are plenty of c list northern celebrity types inhabiting this particular sty. Otherwise Punkape would be out of a job cleaning toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I know where I'd like to relocate their arses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Grand designs is the same- yuppy wankers with two kids called Sebastian and Sebastian, the mother with plans to rear her own farm animals and knit organic yogurt and the dad who exudes latent homosexuality. Or a pair of poofs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 On 27/12/2014 at 9:25 PM, Decimus said: Unfortunately, like many women, Mrs. D. Watches complete fucking drivel 99% of the time on the idiot box. The latest craze seems to be the above mentioned shite. Who in their right mind would want to spend an hour watching over privileged, privately educated Norman descendants turn down a host of country estates because an A road happens to be within 50 miles of the house and the Heathrow flight path is a paltry 200 hundred miles away. Still, I haven't come across anyone vulgar enough to want to move to Cheshire, so they at least have a modicum of sense. Even better, Stibbly 'liking' this shit. What a fucking sap. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Even better, Stibbly 'liking' this shit. What a fucking sap. lol I love it when you dredge up my classics. I normally end up with a plethora of new likes from cunts unlucky enough not to have witnessed my genius first time around. Fuck off. Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Even better, Stibbly 'liking' this shit. What a fucking sap. lol Fucking hell Withers are you that bored that you're dredging up old shite from the past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell Withers are you that bored that you're dredging up old shite from the past? Yes, it's marginally better than this new shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, it's marginally better than this new shit. I have heard that the final stages of cancer take the sufferer into a phase of nostalgia, sometimes dementia. The end is near, Withers, I'm sad to say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have heard that the final stages of cancer take the sufferer into a phase of nostalgia, sometimes dementia. The end is near, Withers, I'm sad to say! I'm not sad, if it means being free from the likes of you. God hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm not sad, if it means being free from the likes of you. God hates you. You’ll agree that our best days on here are probably behind us, Withers. Although we’ve both been around from almost the very beginning, why do you think it’s my character that’s most likely to be remembered, and not yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll agree that our best days on here are probably behind us, Withers. Although we’ve both been around from almost the very beginning, why do you think it’s my character that’s most likely to be remembered, and not yours? when was the very beginning for you Frank? 2007 for me, although it was before we had to have names Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ll agree that our best days on here are probably behind us, Withers. Although we’ve both been around from almost the very beginning, why do you think it’s my character that’s most likely to be remembered, and not yours? It's Cunts Corner, and you are the bigger cunt? Edited January 1, 2018 by Witheredscrote 43 km away, and still can't find me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: when was the very beginning for you Frank? 2007 for me, although it was before we had to have names I think it was 2011-12. We’ve been through several cycles, but you’ve been shit for a while now. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell Withers are you that bored that you're dredging up old shite from the past? Gyps you unwashed and drunken gormless piece of shit, tell us one of your midnight funnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Gyps you unwashed and drunken gormless piece of shit, tell us one of your midnight funnies. Keep talking Fwank. One day you'll say something intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Even better, Stibbly 'liking' this shit. What a fucking sap. lol Halcyon days of unbridled man love withers..... Makes me feel like a young pup again as opposed to actually feeling up an old dog. Just think of the breath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm not sad, if it means being free from the likes of you. God hates you. You truly are terminal. Only those desperate to come to terms with their now dissipating lives, would blather on about god bollocks. Between the two of us, I'm happy you're going to die first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Frank said: You’ll agree that our best days on here are probably behind us, Withers. Although we’ve both been around from almost the very beginning, why do you think it’s my character that’s most likely to be remembered, and not yours? My best days we’re behind me when I was six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My best days we’re behind me when I was six When was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Frank said: Gyps you unwashed and drunken gormless piece of shit, tell us one of your midnight funnies. How aout us meeting up at Cerne Abbass Frank? We could go and look at the big man and then have tea and a slice of carrot cake in that nice tea room in the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How aout us meeting up at Cerne Abbass Frank? We could go and look at the big man and then have tea and a slice of carrot cake in that nice tea room in the village. Please can I join you? Please collect me from Maiden Newton station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 14 hours ago, Frank said: I think it was 2011-12. We’ve been through several cycles, but you’ve been shit for a while now. Why? you're still a newbie to me Frank. Legends like Lady P, Applescruff, Flinty and Benny were cunting whilst you were still in short trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're still a newbie to me Frank. Legends like Lady P, Applescruff, Flinty and Benny were cunting whilst you were still in short trousers. I dont think I have ever been part of any group where the old timers havent hankered back to bygone days. This fits in perfectly with Professor Mankys theory of Irreversible Dynamic Decrepitude whereby nothing ever improves. But this is total shite. Did all these giants, who dominated the site, leave because they were bored putting up with the imbeciles they left behind? If that is the case, the good old days are a total fantasy perpetuated by the tossers so bland that they forced the legends to run for the hills. I often wonder why some people bother logging on when all they contribute is negativity whilst trying to make their predictions of imminent collapse a self fulfilling prophesy. Luckily, I am like a breath of fresh air blowing through the noms with an incisive mind, razor sharp wit and a burning desire to piss off some of the old guard with my mere presence. Fuck you doom mongers. The future is bright as we havent made it happen yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, Manky said: I dont think I have ever been part of any group where the old timers havent hankered back to bygone days. This fits in perfectly with Professor Mankys theory of Irreversible Dynamic Decrepitude whereby nothing ever improves. But this is total shite. Did all these giants, who dominated the site, leave because they were bored putting up with the imbeciles they left behind? If that is the case, the good old days are a total fantasy perpetuated by the tossers so bland that they forced the legends to run for the hills. I often wonder why some people bother logging on when all they contribute is negativity whilst trying to make their predictions of imminent collapse a self fulfilling prophesy. Luckily, I am like a breath of fresh air blowing through the noms with an incisive mind, razor sharp wit and a burning desire to piss off some of the old guard with my mere presence. Fuck you doom mongers. The future is bright as we havent made it happen yet Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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