Guest JackoTC Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Well done on the Bacon sarnie and B&H Deco. Thank fuck I'm not the only one who takes his own health seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Well done on the Bacon sarnie and B&H Deco. Thank fuck I'm not the only one who takes his own health seriously. Fuck me.. it's moron city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Well done on the Bacon sarnie and B&H Deco. Thank fuck I'm not the only one who takes his own health seriously. You only live once, and it's depressing enough knowing there's no afterlife. What kind of a cunt deity would inflict Frank upon the planet? Must all be a load of bollocks, much like the aforementioned wanker's contributions thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Fuck me.. it's moron city. Don't call me a city. Been having a quick peek at your posts Francis. You've been a nasty bastard this week. The old trouble ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Don't call me a city. Been having a quick peek at your posts Francis. You've been a nasty bastard this week. The old trouble ...? Afraid so, Jackie. I's definitely love this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Asda is shit full stop. And who the fuck are you, pray tell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Asda is shit full stop. Cuntjockey, greetings, old bean.... Long time no see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I asked the cunt behind the butcher counter to sex a badger I'd run over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Asda is shit full stop. It's always great when a real wordsmith posts something....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 (Asda is so working class) You say that like it's a bad thing you fucking seedy gloyn merchant. I'm working class and fucking proud of it you cunt. I have a London accent you could slip into a Nick Love film, I go to the pub and drink Stella, I do a tradesmans job, I smoke roll ups, I shop at Asda, I swear like a trooper and say what I fucking well like, when I like, to whom I like. I have a 1st in English literature/Professional & Creative Writing, and you, you little cunt wouldnt say a fucking word to me if you met me, because you'd be shitting your dirty little pants at my working class awesomeness. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 You say that like it's a bad thing you fucking seedy gloyn merchant. I'm working class and fucking proud of it you cunt. I have a London accent you could slip into a Nick Love film, I go to the pub and drink Stella, I do a tradesmans job, I smoke roll ups, I shop at Asda, I swear like a trooper and say what I fucking well like, when I like, to whom I like. I have a 1st in English literature/Professional & Creative Writing, and you, you little cunt wouldnt say a fucking word to me if you met me, because you'd be shitting your dirty little pants at my working class awesomeness. You cunt. I'd love to shove Punkape in a few of the pubs round Sheffield where I used to live. He'd have shit streaming down his plus fours all over his brogues. Lol Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 You say that like it's a bad thing you fucking seedy gloyn merchant. I'm working class and fucking proud of it you cunt. I have a London accent you could slip into a Nick Love film, I go to the pub and drink Stella, I do a tradesmans job, I smoke roll ups, I shop at Asda, I swear like a trooper and say what I fucking well like, when I like, to whom I like. I have a 1st in English literature/Professional & Creative Writing, and you, you little cunt wouldnt say a fucking word to me if you met me, because you'd be shitting your dirty little pants at my working class awesomeness. You cunt. Ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Eat shit and die Frank you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Eat shit and die Frank you cunt. I'm hoping his bowel is perforated by a 11 inch cock whilst he's out cottaging. The shit leaking into his system should ensure septicaemia and a consequently slow and painful death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Eat shit and die Frank you cunt. A professional and creative writer eh? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 A professional and creative writer eh? No. I've had semi-solid shit's and congealed hemorrhoid blood that have had more creative writing ability than you, Kolokotronis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Steady on, lads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Uppitty little shits like you need to be horsewhipped on a regular basis.If you worked for me you'd get a good backhander aswell. I don't do creative writing either as I'm not a fudge-packer. So novelists and film makers are fudgepackers? Cant wait to read your revised dictionary you orwell story dwelling cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Uppitty little shits like you need to be horsewhipped on a regular basis.If you worked for me you'd get a good backhander aswell. I don't do creative writing either as I'm not a fudge-packer. Creative writing ...what a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 You say that like it's a bad thing you fucking seedy gloyn merchant. I'm working class and fucking proud of it you cunt. I have a London accent you could slip into a Nick Love film, I go to the pub and drink Stella, I do a tradesmans job, I smoke roll ups, I shop at Asda, I swear like a trooper and say what I fucking well like, when I like, to whom I like. I have a 1st in English literature/Professional & Creative Writing, and you, you little cunt wouldnt say a fucking word to me if you met me, because you'd be shitting your dirty little pants at my working class awesomeness. You cunt. I passed my cycling proficiency test.... On the second occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I passed my cycling proficiency test.... On the second occasion. Outstanding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 The only reason I'd go to Sheffield would be to cheer at David Blunketts funeral. You'd be right at home there, you disgusting villein. As an illiterate, northern monkey, your knuckles would be right at home dragging on Sheffield's shit stained streets. Stop trying to associate with your betters and throw yourself into the gutter where your wife beating, coal loving sort belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 So novelists and film makers are fudgepackers? Cant wait to read your revised dictionary you orwell story dwelling cunt Most creative types are a little queer. However, deedum is a man's man... a solid, suburban, no nonsense 10 pint-a-night ... 'I will better myself and here's my fackin certificate' piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Most creative types are a little queer. However, deedum is a man's man... a solid, suburban, no nonsense 10 pint-a-night ... 'I will better myself and here's my fackin certificate' piece of shit. 4/10. The effort is there, but the talent is lacking. Just give up the ghost, you're clearly not as good as you used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Most creative types are a little queer. However, deedum is a man's man... a solid, suburban, no nonsense 10 pint-a-night ... 'I will better myself and here's my fackin certificate' piece of shit. Did I say about my cycling proficiency success? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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