Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Just seen this “disabled spokesperson and activist” on the news talking about the first “UK Disabled Access Day” which is taking place today. Is she happy that attention is being paid to the disabled and awareness raised? No the cunt is whining that they should have had it in the summer because it's cold and wet today, and the wheelers don't like that! “Writer, poet and performer of the untold. Prose, poems, politics, activism. That's me”, she says on her Twitter feed. “Pepper, you ungrateful, fat, ugly, whining sack of shit spacktard”, is what I would say on my Twitter feed. If I had one. Which I don't, because it's for cunts! Quote
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Just seen this “disabled spokesperson and activist” on the news talking about the first “UK Disabled Access Day” which is taking place today. Is she happy that attention is being paid to the disabled and awareness raised? No the cunt is whining that they should have had it in the summer because it's cold and wet today, and the wheelers don't like that! “Writer, poet and performer of the untold. Prose, poems, politics, activism. That's me”, she says on her Twitter feed. “Pepper, you ungrateful, fat, ugly, whining sack of shit spacktard”, is what I would say on my Twitter feed. If I had one. Which I don't, because it's for cunts! Im a cunt user of twitter, ill do it for you later and send you the permalink Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 I used to watch Chorlton and The Wheelies on TV. I don't know if that helps at all? Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Just seen this “disabled spokesperson and activist” on the news talking about the first “UK Disabled Access Day” which is taking place today. Is she happy that attention is being paid to the disabled and awareness raised? No the cunt is whining that they should have had it in the summer because it's cold and wet today, and the wheelers don't like that! “Writer, poet and performer of the untold. Prose, poems, politics, activism. That's me”, she says on her Twitter feed. “Pepper, you ungrateful, fat, ugly, whining sack of shit spacktard”, is what I would say on my Twitter feed. If I had one. Which I don't, because it's for cunts! Her accessories work wonders on her appearance. Quote
scotty Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 She reminds me of someone, CB. Some photo I once saw, another chubster....... can't quite put my finger on it. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Posted January 17, 2015 Her accessories work wonders on her appearance. She reminds me of someone, CB. Some photo I once saw, another chubster....... can't quite put my finger on it. If you've still got a copy, send it to Snatch. FWIW, this ingrate actually reminds me more of that accesory-laden lezzer on Criminal Minds. Her name is Penelope too, if memory serves, but she's not in a wheelchair. Not yet, anyway, although the rate she's shifting pies I reckon diabetic amputations will take care of that fairly soon. Quote
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 She reminds me of someone, CB. Some photo I once saw, another chubster....... can't quite put my finger on it. Every fat fuck in the uk. Where i grew up, every woman looks like that Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Posted January 17, 2015 Oh fuck, it gets better! From her website: “From punky loner to letters from Morrissey, fanzine poet to Guardian contributor, childhood illness to disability activist, discovering sex and hating Thatcher” Dumbass fucking raspberry! Quote
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Oh fuck, it gets better! From her website: “From punky loner to letters from Morrissey, fanzine poet to Guardian contributor, childhood illness to disability activist, discovering sex and hating Thatcher” Dumbass fucking raspberry! Discovering sex? With who? Quote
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 I need to get my head around the dynamics of disability fucking Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 I used to watch Chorlton and The Wheelies on TV. I don't know if that helps at all? You great spotty oaf! Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Imagine the state of her fanny. It's unlikely to be very pleasant that's for sure. I wonder if Del would eat petit pois from it? Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 It's unlikely to be very pleasant that's for sure. I wonder if Del would eat petit pois from it? Assuming she has no control over her bowels, think Sara Lee Black Forest gateau and rollmops. Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Imagine the state of her fanny. There's likely to be an issue of access as well. Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Assuming she has no control over her bowels, think Sara Lee Black Forest gateau and rollmops. Holy fuck...... Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Posted January 17, 2015 Assuming she has no control over her bowels, think Sara Lee Black Forest gateau and rollmops. Have you ever considered a career writing messages for the inside of Valentine cards? Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 They should hold the event somewhere exotic like Machu Picchu. There'd be fewer complaints anyway. 1 Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 When I'm in Edinburgh, I shout non PC insults at them from the top of the Scott Monument. The bastards are all too chicken to come and get me. Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Discovering sex? With who? Ermm....... Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 I need to get my head around the dynamics of disability fucking Are you a contortionist? Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Yeah, it's cunt getting your head stuck in those spokes. 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted January 17, 2015 Author Report Posted January 17, 2015 They should hold the event somewhere exotic like Machu Picchu. There'd be fewer complaints anyway. Or the Dawn Face of El Capitan... Quote
Guest Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Or the Dawn Face of El Capitan... Good idea CB. It'll be thirsty work so we should lay on a nice cuppa for the delegates. By the way, do they take sugar? Quote
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 17, 2015 Report Posted January 17, 2015 Ermm....... No man. Rotten cunt. Eurgh. Quote
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