Guest ducunti Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 So a cameraman allegedly knocked out his tooth in a Paparazzi rush, more likely his ex misses did it. Have these cunts gone so far with the fucking entourage tending to follow them around, that he happened to have a fully equipped dentist on hand just in case of a smack in the gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I'd give his ex one! I'd give her three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I'd give her three! Gimme five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I'd give his ex one!She wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 What if she asked you to do that little thing her tiger did with the putter grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Gimme five! Up high or down low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 'Hole in one......mashy niblick.....nice 69 before lunch......one in the rough.....head down the loo, up the arse, no lube' etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In reality - she would look at your tiny little cocks, which would more than likely have ejaculated prematurely and she would give out a hearty guffaw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In reality - she would look at your tiny little cocks, which would more than likely have ejaculated prematurely and she would give out a hearty guffaw!In reality - she would look at your tiny little cocks, which would more than likely have ejaculated prematurely and she would give out a hearty guffaw!No sympathy fuck for me then - heartless bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 That's neat, that's neat, i really love your tiger teeth. Groan. Tiger Woods... for anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In reality - she would look at your tiny little cocks, which would more than likely have ejaculated prematurely and she would give out a hearty guffaw! Any chance you can slap my face and call me Bernadette whilst bellowing what you put above into my ear? I'd ask Roops but she's gone all wild west and trigger happy again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I bet I could give him a wood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I bet I could give him a wood! I could as well, a fucking Ping straight in the middle of the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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