Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I once had a fling with a lady fencer. it was a rather sworded affair. Think I might have a stab at her as well DC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 An affair is indeed a cunt. Well it was for my ex-husband cos he lost the house, car and half his business to me. The cunt! Did you get the horse or the cart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 You should watch out being a traveller on the Bakerloo line in your religion Abdul, they'd cut your hands off or worse..... I really don't think ratus is a Muslim londo- he can't grow a proper beard and tricolour ginge one at that. Wouldn't go down well at Friday prayers, they'd think he was MI5... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Did you get the horse or the cart? The whole fucking stable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I wonder how to qualify perverts who screw dolls - and are married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I wonder how to qualify perverts who screw dolls - and are married. Something you want to share with the group Whitey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Something you want to share with the group Whitey? Thanks for having faith in me Snatch, but unlike Brony I am into living girls. I will leave plastic fantastic to some warped cunts out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Some Jap cunts have relationships with avatars behind their real girlfriends' backs. Another tricky one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 I wonder how to qualify perverts who screw dolls - and are married. Here you go, George. I didn't know you were another Southampton dweller. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=68e_1292953936 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 Ours is a forbidden love, a love that cannot be spoken of Well why are you speaking about it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'd like to have an affair. Or is that too cuntish?I wouldn't worry about it mate, it ain't gonna happen. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I wouldn't worry about it mate, it ain't gonna happen. Trust me. Spoken like a true red light district reject with a superiority complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Its a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Finding a bird wouldnt be a problem, ladies like me and I like them, we've always got on well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Finding a bird wouldnt be a problem, ladies like me and I like them, we've always got on well. You must be one handsome fucker. A 'lady' would see right through you as soon as you parted your lips... you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 You must be one handsome fucker. A 'lady' would see right through you as soon as you parted your lips... you thick cunt. Not especialy Frank, I'm average. Being tall and not overweight helps I think. Thing is, I really like women, I make more of an effort to get on with them than I do blokes. I couldnt give a fuck if a bloke likes me or not, but I like the ladies to like me. And they do, I'm not claiming to be any kind of cassanova, but I've never had any trouble with the fairer sex. Unlike you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Not especialy Frank, I'm average. Being tall and not overweight helps I think. Thing is, I really like women, I make more of an effort to get on with them than I do blokes. I couldnt give a fuck if a bloke likes me or not, but I like the ladies to like me. And they do, I'm not claiming to be any kind of cassanova, but I've never had any trouble with the fairer sex. Unlike you. Oh.. okay. I'll take it all back. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 A debauchered Casanova is much preferred to a toy-shagfesting Brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Spoken like a true red light district reject with a superiority complex.I note that you have been altering my comments Mr. Pinhead. A sure sign of a dimmo who is struggling. If you read the rules you will see that such naughty things are not allowed. Still, i don't suppose that reading is exactly your strong point? I'm glad to see that your acerbic wit and repartee are up to their usual standard. (primary school years 5 and 6) To be fair, you do make me fucking laugh but not, i suspect, in the way you intend. You really are fucking thick aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I note that you have been altering my comments Mr. Pinhead. A sure sign of a dimmo who is struggling. If you read the rules you will see that such naughty things are not allowed. Still, i don't suppose that reading is exactly your strong point? I'm glad to see that your acerbic wit and repartee are up to their usual standard. (primary school years 5 and 6) To be fair, you do make me fucking laugh but not, i suspect, in the way you intend. You really are fucking thick aren't you? Hi Judge! How was your kebab? You must be down to your last ten open arteries by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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