Guest deebom Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd like to have an affair. Or is that too cuntish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 As long as its not with my missus, then you have my blessing. Go forth and fuck, my boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Brony is on the market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Too gutless to pack your current partner in and find something better? Yes? Then you go for it mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Too gutless to pack your current partner in and find something better? Yes? Then you go for it mate. You're missing the whole point of an illicit affair, Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Think for a minute how you would feel if someone was fucking your missus behind your back. If it doesn't bother you then either fuck her off or have a threesome. If it does bother you,don't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 You're missing the whole point of an illicit affair, Cat. No Scotty, I'm really not. Any man who plays outside of a relationship is usually not making his current partner happy either, just kowtowing to his ego. Same goes for a woman doing the same. I'm no Mary Poppins, but I've seen it destroy people when they have found out about their partner having an affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Think for a minute how you would feel if someone was fucking your missus behind your back. If it doesn't bother you then either fuck her off or have a threesome. If it does bother you,don't do it. Affairs rarely end well - and that threesome you're on about, I know a bloke who persuaded his wife to have a threesome with the woman next door, only to discover one day when he returned home from work his wife had ran off with the lezza and took the kids with her. The sad cunt never got over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Affairs rarely end well - and that threesome you're on about, I know a bloke who persuaded his wife to have a threesome with the woman next door, only to discover one day when he returned home from work his wife had ran off with the lezza and took the kids with her. The sad cunt never got over it. Affairs rarely end well - and that threesome you're on about, I know a bloke who persuaded his wife to have a threesome with the woman next door, only to discover one day when he returned home from work his wife had ran off with the lezza and took the kids with her. The sad cunt never got over it. Did his wife stuff tubes of cheese and onion Pringles down her suburban gob night after night? Does she scoff buckets of fucking Franzia, then stagger along the seafront thinking of what might have been? Did she marry an obese council minkey for a third time, lose her looks and binge to the point of oblivion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Did his wife stuff tubes of cheese and onion Pringles down her suburban gob night after night? Does she scoff buckets of fucking Franzia, then stagger along the seafront thinking of what might have been? Did she marry an obese council minkey for a third time, lose her looks and binge to the point of oblivion? Hello Frank, I love it when you talk dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Hello Frank, I love it when you talk dirty I'll stagger with you, gobbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 No Scotty, I'm really not. Any man who plays outside of a relationship is usually not making his current partner happy either, just kowtowing to his ego. Same goes for a woman doing the same. I'm no Mary Poppins, but I've seen it destroy people when they have found out about their partner having an affair. Just as many women as men play away from the marital bed, almost by definition. The point I was making is that the taste of forbidden fruit is a major part of the attraction of an affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I once had a fling with a lady fencer. it was a rather sworded affair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 An affair has dirty, squalid connotations. However, add an "e" to the end and you're into the realm of the classy and sophisticated. I mean, who could resist an affaire de coeur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Having an affair for Jazz isn't a cunt. It's another blokes hairy arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 An affair is indeed a cunt. Well it was for my ex-husband cos he lost the house, car and half his business to me. The cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 An affair is indeed a cunt. Well it was for my ex-husband cos he lost the house, car and half his business to me. The cunt! judge said it it was worth it though; he was an excellent fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 You fucked Judge? Jesus, tell us more Rat. Ours is a forbidden love, a love that cannot be spoken of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 It crosses well into the realm of cuntbreedery. If you have made a promise or vow, then as a man, you should keep it. Nothing wrong with looking, women are a magnificent species, and incredibly thought provoking, even if that thought ends up being, "what a fucking twat!" But, you should either honour your vow, or as Cuntwoman says, divorce and then move on to something more to your liking. Either way, be a man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Ours is a forbidden love, a love that cannot be spoken of The love that dare not squeak its name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Lots of good advice people. You're not really a bunch of cunts are you? You're all just pretending. I'm not going to have an affair, I just said I'd like to. I'd like a lot of things I cant have/do. Not for any moral reasons, just because as several people have pointed out, it would most likely end badly and cause a world of of shit for everyone involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Lots of good advice people. You're not really a bunch of cunts are you? You're all just pretending. I'm not going to have an affair, I just said I'd like to. I'd like a lot of things I cant have/do. Not for any moral reasons, just because as several people have pointed out, it would most likely end badly and cause a world of of shit for everyone involved. At the end of the day deboom, I'm guessing most of us keep it in our trousers through apathy and the thought that its not quite worth the trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I once had a fling with a lady fencer. it was a rather sworded affair. I stole that joke from you for sicki, Doc. But I did at least credit it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 What a moral bunch we all are really. Without religion to guide us either. Refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 The love that dare not squeak its name? Taming of the Jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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