Decimus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 This one really boils my haggis. The culprits are usually vacuous young women who have the ability to make every statement sound like a question. The only real question being why haven't they taken a massive fucking overdose to spare the world from their intolerable cuntishness. Twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Don't Australians do this with every thing they fucking SAY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I only get that when a woman is gagging on my cock in her big mouth. Mine usually fits in the space between her teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Don't Australians do this with every thing they fucking SAY? It's actually called 'Australian Question Intonation' or 'AQI' and it fucking grates me, much like the pea brained cunts that start to answer a question with 'so'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 It's actually called 'Australian Question Intonation' or 'AQI' and it fucking grates me, much like the pea brained cunts that start to answers a question with 'so'. I knew that, just wanting to see if anyone else did. Honest....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Fuck off Gong Okay delboy, I'll do exactly that on your say so. You can never do enough for a good cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 This cuntish upward inflexion is often heard at the end of sentences like "can I get a cappuccino please?" No, you can't "get" anything you fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 On 12/02/2015 at 1:32 PM, Decimus said: This one really boils my haggis. The culprits are usually vacuous young women who have the ability to make every statement sound like a question. The only real question being why haven't they taken a massive fucking overdose to spare the world from their intolerable cuntishness. Twats. This proves that even the greatest have their off days. What a beauty of a nom, starting off with this, severely maimed by MikeD (R.I.P), and put to death by Ape The Aviator. Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 On 12 February 2015 at 4:50 PM, Ape said: This cuntish upward inflexion is often heard at the end of sentences like "can I get a cappuccino please?" No, you can't "get" anything you fucking retard. I know I'm quoting a post over 2 years old, but this resonates strongly with my own sentiments regarding fucking stupid cunts who learned English from watching 'Neighbours' and 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'. Not only do these simpleminded tarts use the 'can I get?', phrase incessantly, but if you ask them, 'How are you?', they invariably reply with 'I'm good', rather than, 'I'm fine' or 'I'm ok'. I want them all dead Ape, or even better, I want @Rev to want them dead. He's in a league of his own when it comes to wanting people dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Repeat bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: This proves that even the greatest have their off days. What a beauty of a nom, starting off with this, severely maimed by MikeD (R.I.P), and put to death by Ape The Aviator. Terrible. Is it against forum rules to publish PM's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Is it against forum rules to publish PM's? It's against the rules to surrender and conspire with the nazis. Didn't stop withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's against the rules to surrender and conspire with the nazis. Didn't stop withers. Fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know I'm quoting a post over 2 years old, but this resonates strongly with my own sentiments regarding fucking stupid cunts who learned English from watching 'Neighbours' and 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'. Not only do these simpleminded tarts use the 'can I get?', phrase incessantly, but if you ask them, 'How are you?', they invariably reply with 'I'm good', rather than, 'I'm fine' or 'I'm ok'. I want them all dead Ape, or even better, I want @Rev to want them dead. He's in a league of his own when it comes to wanting people dead. Let them have piercings all through their fug faces, multi coloured hair, and spread their shit speaking abilities whilst trying to chew forty or fifty pieces of bubble gum. BAM...fist in face and an instant desire for them to die horribly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Let them have piercings all through their fug faces, multi coloured hair, and spread their shit speaking abilities whilst trying to chew forty or fifty pieces of bubble gum. BAM...fist in face and an instant desire for them to die horribly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: One could break their fucking hand punching that much metal, for such a special case of mong, I suggest a boat oar or a pick axe handle....fuck it use the pick axe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: One could break their fucking hand punching that much metal, for such a special case of mong, I suggest a boat oar or a pick axe handle....fuck it use the pick axe! Cut out the middle man and just use a magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Cut out the middle man and just use a magnet. Tie the cunt down on an MRI table and enjoy the show with a pint or two! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Tie the cunt down on an MRI table and enjoy the show with a pint or two! Or nail his feet to the oche line, and practice Double Tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: One could break their fucking hand punching that much metal, for such a special case of mong, I suggest a boat oar or a pick axe handle....fuck it use the pick axe! I don't know what's more worrying Wiz, the inner workings of your mind, or the fact that it reminds me of my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know what's more worrying Wiz, the inner workings of your mind, or the fact that it reminds me of my own. I think most of us decent upstanding citizens of the Corner would arrive at the same solution, or something very similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think most of us decent upstanding citizens of the Corner would arrive at the same solution, or something very similar. Yep... and you try telling the kids of today, and they'll look at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I think most of us decent upstanding citizens of the Corner would arrive at the same solution, or something very similar. I've got 2 pick handles, one with sharpened studs made from old iron floor nails round the end and one which is just smooth hickory, but that's got beautiful grain and I wouldn't want blood and hair all over it. Baseball bats are muggy, Negan's a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Yep... and you try telling the kids of today, and they'll look at you. Nowt wrong with the little cunts that five across the eyes won't cure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Nowt wrong with the little cunts that five across the eyes won't cure! You bully. That's just being cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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