Eddie Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 Hundreds of Cunts that have turned up to line the street in Leicester on a Sunday afternoon to witness a 500 year old , french bag of bones trundle past . Some are filming the box of bits on their iPhone to enjoy it again later. I know I am slightly worse , watching cunts watch the bones go by but it still beats songs of praise 1 Quote
Jiggerycock Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 I saw a small brown 'Richard The Third' on the pavement today. It got up and flew away Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 Apparently.. there is/was a full week of exciting live TV on this.... yes... full week... exciting... live....WANKSTAINS!!!!! Quote
Eddie Posted March 22, 2015 Author Report Posted March 22, 2015 I do like a funeral procession crowd, other highlights have been the Queen mum , the krays, jimmy savile and the best of all princess Diana. If you want to join these cunts remember to arrive the day before with a fold out chair, a union jack flag on a stick and a flask. Quote
colonelkurtz Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 I'm just waiting for the flood of floral tributes and cuddly toys ..."ooh ee were a gud 'un yer know .. it's like losing one of the fammly" Quote
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 As a mark of respect. I do show up on these occasions in my full Nazi uniform, but get very little appreciation for my dignified effort. Quote
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 I do like a funeral procession crowd, other highlights have been the Queen mum , the krays, jimmy savile and the best of all princess Diana. If you want to join these cunts remember to arrive the day before with a fold out chair, a union jack flag on a stick and a flask. Add a few crates of beer, an extra large barbecue stand and a concert-sized hi-fi system. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 Apparently.. there is/was a full week of exciting live TV on this....I just hope this re-enactment helps them catch the cunts who murdered him! Quote
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 I just hope this re-enactment helps them catch the cunts who murdered him!There will be a few call made to Crime Watch. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 There will be a few call made to Crime Watch."We're you in the vicinity of Bosworth Field in the summer of 1485?If so, the Leicestershire Constabulary would like to hear from you." 1 Quote
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 I hope he had his hairstylist executed for making him look like the absolute cunt he was. Quote
Guest ducunti Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Why didn't they just leave the cunt in the car park, he seemed quite happy there. Quote
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Every royal cunt should end up under a car park or a Tesco hypermarket. Quote
Guest cuntcrapper Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 What a complete cunt to wing up underneath a fucking car park in the Asian capital of the UK. He should be creosoted and burnt the humpty Royal wanker. Quote
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