White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 It takes a complete cunt to sit in the waiting room to see his GP because he/she has a virus. No consideration for others. Just sat there, the fucking cunt, spreading his poison, gurgling, sniffling and coughing, to make sure that you and the whole family are totally fucked about a week later, after the gestation period is over. Why don't you stay at home you plywood cunt and fill yourself with toilet duck and windolene? Let the rest of us breath safe air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 I don't get ill.I am part-animal, part-machine. I acknowledge no virus, microbe, bacterium or radiation, in fact when Chernobyl had its problem, I went to Lowestoft and blew eastwards, shouting 'Fuck off you invisible little Ivan-sent shites!'.Did the UK suffer any radiation pollution? No it did not and I think you all now know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 At least you tried home remedies and gave it some time before wheeling yourself out to the docs to get your Amox or so. The cunts described don't wait a day, waste resources and spread ebola to every cunt in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 I don't get ill.I am part-animal, part-machine. I acknowledge no virus, microbe, bacterium or radiation, in fact when Chernobyl had its problem, I went to Lowestoft and blew eastwards, shouting 'Fuck off you invisible little Ivan-sent shites!'.Did the UK suffer any radiation pollution? No it did not and I think you all now know why.Probably due to good old British air defence. Mothballed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 I am part-animal, part-machine. I acknowledge no virus, microbe, bacterium or radiationI actually started to get ill once when some particularly nasty flu was doing the rounds, but I called it a cunt a lot and it was gone shortly afterwards, thus proving that microbes have either ears, or common sense, or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 I actually started to get ill once when some particularly nasty flu was doing the rounds, but I called it a cunt a lot and it was gone shortly afterwards, thus proving that microbes have either ears, or common sense, or both.It's the only language the bastards understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Newcastle Brown Ale and Night Nurse... YES!!! Finally prescribed that for the right ailment..!!! Sleep for 14 hours and wake up cured... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Next time I get ill I'm going round to Punkape's gaff, for a long soak in his ass's milk bath tub, followed by a truffle oil chest rub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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