Jiggerycock Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Okay so it's not up there with paedophilia, Lady Gaga and an inability to clear the first defender when taking a corner in the litany of capillary-bursting cuntishness but was there anything wrong with a good old fashioned, firm, low level handshake?When Jim Laker ran through the Australians at Od Trafford in 1956, did Trevor Bailey and Tony Lock rush up to him and deliver one of these abominations? No they did not. A manly clap on the back (providing the recipient was given six months notice in writing) and if you were being really 'avant' a tousle of the locks (old fashioned Bryclcreemed, the Denis Compton way, naturally) and that was it.More creeping 'tyranny of cool' shite I reckon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Looks even worse when women do it.Oh fuck, that could open the floodgates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Okay so it's not up there with paedophilia, Lady Gaga and an inability to clear the first defender when taking a corner in the litany of capillary-bursting cuntishness but was there anything wrong with a good old fashioned, firm, low level handshake?When Jim Laker ran through the Australians at Od Trafford in 1956, did Trevor Bailey and Tony Lock rush up to him and deliver one of these abominations? No they did not. A manly clap on the back (providing the recipient was given six months notice in writing) and if you were being really 'avant' a tousle of the locks (old fashioned Bryclcreemed, the Denis Compton way, naturally) and that was it.More creeping 'tyranny of cool' shite I reckon.Yeah, bang on there, Jiggery. If any cunt tries one of them on me, I do whatever I can to break their wrist by twisting it back to the proper handshake position, and then do my level best to break every bone in their fucking hand. Faux cool cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 More modern shite from keen to be cool wankers who also deliver cliche's and moronic interrogatives at the end of every sentence. All part of the 'Sunny Delight' generation and the deprecation of intelligence et al. Cunts all of em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Innit gangsta bro brah !!!!!!! * *sorry.. normal service will resume when I find that hidden bottle of Calvados at the back of the cupboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Looking at the sort of cunts who do this, the further away their hands are from my crotch the better! Even shoulder level may not be high enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Equally shite is the fist bump, also reserved for cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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