cuntspotter Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) This happened to my mate recently. He had been told he had it in the arsehole or the knob, or somewhere equally vital. Anyway, turns out he hasn't got it at all and will probably live til he's 362. I can't stop the cunt doing cartwheels. plus, he's shagging and drinking like a man half his age. Fucking bastard! Edited April 21, 2015 by cuntspotter spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 A friend of mine was told he had cancer in the lymph glands by 2 GP's, thought he was dying, turns out it was glandular fever. Doctors really are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 A friend of mine was told he had cancer in the lymph glands by 2 GP's, thought he was dying, turns out it was glandular fever. Doctors really are cunts.Most of them couldn't tell the difference between a clit and a pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 This happened to my mate recently. He had been told he had it in the arsehole or the knob, or somewhere equally vital. Anyway, turns out he hasn't got it at all and will probably live til he's 362. I can't stop the cunt doing cartwheels. plus, he's shagging and drinking like a man half his age. Fucking bastard!This is fucking uncanny. I'm here at stupid o'clock on the corner, can't sleep, waiting for my arse cancer results. So a heartfelt thank you spot for the inspiration - the thought of all that shagging and drinking has somewhat taken the edge off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Still , preferable over being told you haven't got cancer only to find out 6 months later that you do and it's too late to do anything about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Still , preferable over being told you haven't got cancer only to find out 6 months later that you do and it's too late to do anything about it Life is unfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Life is unfair.Happened to someone I know, bastards . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 This is fucking uncanny. I'm here at stupid o'clock on the corner, can't sleep, waiting for my arse cancer results. So a heartfelt thank you spot for the inspiration - the thought of all that shagging and drinking has somewhat taken the edge off!Fingers crossed! Still, if the worst comes to the worst, get your husband a bionic cock and then you can tell people you've got two things in common with Farrah Fawcett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Fingers crossed! Still, if the worst comes to the worst, get your husband a bionic cock and then you can tell people you've got two things in common with Farrah Fawcett.Is she a council cake n Pringle eating two bob whore wino as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Is she a council cake n Pringle eating two bob whore wino as well? Quite possibly. If Pringles are carcinogenic, America is fucked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I go back to hospital on the 19th May for my review (and I lost two sisters to variations of the big C last year), so mixed feelings when something iike this is close to home so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I go back to hospital on the 19th May for my review (and I lost two sisters to variations of the big C last year), so mixed feelings when something iike this is close to home so to speak.Sorry to hear that pen. The fear of it spreading and coming back is ever present. Hope its good news for you on the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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