Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Just fuck off you tuneless bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I work with a cunt that whistles most of the day. Even Christmas songs in the middle of May.He can't whistle and he can't sing.Annoying cunts at the best of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Christmas songs in May?Kill the cunt, there's not a jury in the land that will convict you, that's a fucking mercy killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 You could always blow torch their tongue, remove their lips with a floor sander and knock out their teeth. It would be impossible to whistle after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 You could always blow torch their tongue, remove their lips with a floor sander and knock out their teeth. It would be impossible to whistle after that.Yep, much better than just asking them to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 You could always blow torch their tongue, remove their lips with a floor sander and knock out their teeth. It would be impossible to whistle after that.Sage advice. I've also heard that you can stop a cunt from whistling by inserting a finger in his rectum. (Or is that how you get a Rottweiler to let go of a baby?)Anyway, now that I think about it, putting your penis in his mouth should definitely stop his noise, but that's a bit too gay for my taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 That is a bit poofy, Paddy O'Cuntybaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 or ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRQzby9_NVo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Dicky Boom Boom of Alpine Glazing in Stanmore taught the Whittaker how to correctly whistle 'Cavatina'. Most people simply blow a tune willy nilly with no regard to technique. It's all in the sucking. Saps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Dicky Boom Boom of Alpine Glazing in Stanmore taught the Whittaker how to correctly whistle 'Cavatina'. Most people simply blow a tune willy nilly with no regard to technique. It's all in the sucking. Saps. And if there was ever an expert on sucking........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Fucking happy cunts that whistle in tune or not should be strung up. Right up there with noisy eaters and cunts with headphones with house music loud enough for every poor sap on the train to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Fucking happy cunts that whistle in tune or not should be strung up. Right up there with noisy eaters and cunts with headphones with house music loud enough for every poor sap on the train to share.And cunts talking with their mouth full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Someone who can actually whistle a proper tune I don't mind.It's when someone sits there making pathetic noises like a dying guinea pig that do my noggin in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Birds whistle properly, humans doing it are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 William Woodruff wrote of a man in the 1920s who whistled so well that he sold out music halls and was very famous for being a top whistler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 William Woodruff wrote of a man in the 1920s who whistled so well that he sold out music halls and was very famous for being a top whistler.Fascinating. Please tell me more Mr. Ronald Hutton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Just fuck off you tuneless bastards.Genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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