Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Fuck off and give me room you impatient weirdo bastards. Quote
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Fuck off and give me room you impatient weirdo bastards. Same as the cunts that get right up in your face when holding a conversation, specially if they have eaten a shit sandwich Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 If someone is that close that when you move your arm to get your wallet out and you brush against someone then it should be well within your rights to hit the cunt. Quote
Guest yariman Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 It pisses me off royally when I'm in the bus queue and some fucker firstly stands too close to me, then stands in front of me and starts walking up and down in front of me. Fuck off you fucking fucker, I don't want you near me!!! I hate physical contact with strangers, the intrusive cunts get right on my tits. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 It pisses me off royally when I'm in the bus queue and some fucker firstly stands too close to me, then stands in front of me and starts walking up and down in front of me. Fuck off you fucking fucker, I don't want you near me!!! I hate physical contact with strangers, the intrusive cunts get right on my tits.I'd be more pissed off about getting the bus, in all honesty. Fucking peasant wagon rider. Quote
Guest yariman Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 I'd be more pissed off about getting the bus, in all honesty. Fucking peasant wagon rider.What about when I can cobble together £4.10 and get the train from Leeds to Dewsbury Billl? Does that impress you a bit better? Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Or the ones who make a point of saying, 'there's a big queue today' while bobbing about like a fucking cork. Yes there is, which means you should have got here earlier you half-wit bastard. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 What about when I can cobble together £4.10 and get the train from Leeds to Dewsbury Billl? Does that impress you a bit better?I could potentially be impressed if I had a fucking clue where Dewsbury was. It sounds like the name of a company that manufactures knock-off air freshening products. Quote
Guest yariman Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 I could potentially be impressed if I had a fucking clue where Dewsbury was. It sounds like the name of a company that manufactures knock-off air freshening products.It manufactures terrorists BillAlongside cheap shit beds, divans (Punkape will know what a divan is I'm sure), and benefit scroungers.Ger yoursen up North, you're missing out! Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 It manufactures terrorists BillAlongside cheap shit beds, divans (Punkape will know what a divan is I'm sure), and benefit scroungers.Ger yoursen up North, you're missing out!Ah, I think we have something similar around this end of the country. It's called High Wycombe. Used to sell chairs (not that shit by all accounts), but with the collapse of Britain's manufacturing, it now just exports terrorists at an alarming frequency. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 They're probably just checking out your arse Mike.They wouldn't if they could smell the fucker. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Fuck off and give me room you impatient weirdo bastards.I imagine Drew and the Rev will pop up shortly with an innovative fart-based solution to your problem, Mike, so far be it from me to steal their thunder. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 I imagine Drew and the Rev will pop up shortly with an innovative fart-based solution to your problem, Mike, so far be it from me to steal their thunder.It's just so amateurish, if you're going to touch me up just fucking get on with it, fuck the foreplay. Quote
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 It pisses me off royally when I'm in the bus queue and some fucker firstly stands too close to me, then stands in front of me and starts walking up and down in front of me. Fuck off you fucking fucker, I don't want you near me!!! I hate physical contact with strangers, the intrusive cunts get right on my tits.Buses are for children and the unemployed, (filling in for spunkape as he is in trouble with those upstairs) Quote
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Buses are for children and the unemployed, (filling in for spunkape as he is in trouble with those upstairs)Has he been sent to bed without any dinner or put out for the dustmen this time? Quote
Eddie Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Has he been sent to bed without any dinner or put out for the dustmen this time?Probably just gone to bed, early start sweeping those streets before the rest of us wake up in the morning. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 They're probably just checking out your arse Mike.I'm on stage friday night. Must remember to try out my arse mic. Quote
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 Probably just gone to bed, early start sweeping those streets before the rest of us wake up in the morning.I've run out of likes, there's been high jinks on the corner today, but I enjoyed this comment. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2015 Report Posted June 8, 2015 The ones I can't stand are the ones who start talking bollocks to me. Inane, boring crap about some aspect of their life that they feel that I want to know about. I end up with the 'white noise' syndrome; I see their lips moving but all I hear is static. Arseholes! Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2015 Report Posted June 9, 2015 It pisses me off royally when I'm in the bus queue and some fucker firstly stands too close to me, then stands in front of me and starts walking up and down in front of me. Fuck off you fucking fucker, I don't want you near me!!! I hate physical contact with strangers, the intrusive cunts get right on my tits.I'd be more pissed off about getting the bus, in all honesty. Fucking peasant wagon rider.Bill, you useless cunt.. you missed the real trick there... Quote
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