Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 4 days of racing, and not a single fucking winner, and done my dough. What a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 What I find most surprising about this nom, is that Walter hasn't made some cuntish comment about horse racing being the sport of kings, or something similarly predictable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Went to Ascot Lady's Day years ago wearing a nice new purple dress and matching hat. It was a fucking nightmare. Pissed with rain which made my hat soggy and the queues for the toilets were huge and after drinking copious amounts of cheap champaign things were desperate. Bloody ruined my new pair of gold coloured sling backs as well. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 Went to Ascot Lady's Day years ago wearing a nice new purple dress and matching hat. It was a fucking nightmare. Pissed with rain which made my hat soggy and the queues for the toilets were huge and after drinking copious amounts of cheap champaign things were desperate. Bloody ruined my new pair of gold coloured sling backs as well. Never again. Bet those slingbacks started off white..... was the day's theme tune Princes' Purple Rain..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Managed to win a few quid on the final day at Ascot. So fuck you Bookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I havn't been this year but when I do to Its always in the Royal Enclosure....'haven't' old chap, Snatch told me you're a stickler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I havn't been this year but when I do to Its always in the Royal Enclosure....Sound the illiterate cunt Klaxon. Actually, sound the predictable fucking bullshit one too, for the reference to the Royal Enclosure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I havn't been this year but when I do to Its always in the Royal Enclosure....It's good that they keep all the deviants enclosed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I havn't been this year but when I do to Its always in the Royal Enclosure....You fucking illiterate cunt.It's spelt "haven't" or "have not",not "havn't" you fucking piece of council trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why is it that literally every fucking nom degenerates into childish and mindless abuse between members? It's not nice.why don't admin put an end to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why is it that literally every fucking nom degenerates into childish and mindless abuse between members? It's not nice.why don't admin put an end to this?Fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Unfortunately the world is full of attention seeking retards.Why is it that literally every fucking nom degenerates into childish and mindless abuse between members? It's not nice.why don't admin put an end to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why is it that literally every fucking nom degenerates into childish and mindless abuse between members? It's not nice.why don't admin put an end to this?Why don't you go and weigh in some scrap you thieving pikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why don't you go and weigh in some scrap you thieving pikeyPikey! Very original. You've been on this site for five minutes so nobody's taking any notice of you yet you puerile cock muncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Fuck off you cunt.Very sophisticated answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Pikey! Very original. You've been on this site for five minutes so nobody's taking any notice of you yet you puerile cock muncherCouldn't give a fuck. Just trying to be funny, something you never are...Been out ' choring juks' for dinner or did you shoot that fox in your pic with your 'yogga' for the pot. Bunch of inbred thugs and thieves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Couldn't give a fuck. Just trying to be funny, something you never are...Been out ' choring juks' for dinner or did you shoot that fox in your pic with your 'yogga' for the pot. Bunch of inbred thugs and thieves.Trying is the operative word sweetheartTake my advice, dont get into a verbal duel with me. You'll lose. Be thankful that Im going to ignore you from now on. Sleep tight baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Trying is the operative word sweetheartTake my advice, dont get into a verbal duel with me. You'll lose. Be thankful that Im going to ignore you from now on. Sleep tight babyI think Gurt is more likely to avoid a verbal duel with you, because he refuses to have a battle of wits with an unarmed lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I think Gurt is more likely to avoid a verbal duel with you, because he refuses to have a battle of wits with an unarmed lady.Thanks for referring to me as a lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Thanks for referring to me as a ladyI'd refer to you as a lady, gypps. In fact I'd even hold the bedroom door open for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Bring out the Basque !....can't type.....drooling..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Thanks for referring to me as a ladyNever mind him calling you a flid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Never mind him calling you a flid!Couldn't care less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I havn't been this year but when I do to Its always in the Royal Enclosure....Royal enclosure? The nearest you'll get is the queen's water closet, if you're on your usual toilet duties that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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