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American pastors threatening to set themselves alight


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Why is that "threatening"? If the dopey fuckers want to set fire to themselves, so what? Its like that mel brooks film, blazing saddles, where the sheriff holds a gun to his own head.

Guest DrCunt
Posted

Pen, you of all people should know that you can alight from a train, but not set yourself alight...

Didn't Richard Pryor have a "crack" at self-immolation?

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

I sometimes get the whiff of frying bacon coming from the church next door. Spontaneous combustion is a cunt.

Posted

What's with all this 'try' jive-ass carry on.

Either 'do' or 'don't do' but just get on with it. Like people threatening to leave Internet forums or going into long explanations about why they are huffing off. No one cares. No one is impressed. If you want to make a statement of just how little of a shit you give about something, go the Shaolin Monk route - stand up and just walk off a cliff. There's pure fucking contempt for life for you.....

And as for 'trying to commit suicide'....

Guest DingTheRioja
Posted

Where is this one based then?

I'll donate him a dollar for the petrol and a box of matches....

 

The muzzies might treat life as cheap, but the yanks have cheaper petrol...

Posted

What a fucking waste, tell the cunt to hang on til winter and he can donate himself to the nearest old folks home,keep a few wrinklys warm for hours he will,the cunt preaches compassion for the elderly,perhaps he can take a few of his noncy mates with him

Guest Ahriman
Posted

To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!"

Posted

To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!"

They stole those lyrics from Shakespeare, peanut. A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm not mistaken.

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

Shame the whiff of bacon doesn't come from your local mosque,those cunts are really missing out.

There's a distinct lack of them around these parts. Anybody who's not local usually gets dragged down to the beach at midnight and are burned in a wickerman. 

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

They stole those lyrics from Shakespeare, peanut. A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm not mistaken.

"Out dreaded spot" Macbeth.

Guest DingTheRioja
Posted

Bacon.

The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish....

Bacon-sandwich-010.jpg

 

 

 

Posted (edited)

looks like a bloke in a flat cap.... Sucking a bit of bacon?

Edited by Gurt
Guest deebom
Posted

To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!"

They stole that line from Rockmaster Scott and the Dynamic 3.

Guest nobgobbler
Posted

Bacon.

The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish....

Bacon-sandwich-010.jpg

 

 

 

Add a bit of HP sauce . . . the best breakfast combo ever.

Guest Gong Farmer
Posted

Empty threats. Just fucking do it and post the results on social media. It's got to be better than watching Top Gear.

Posted

Given the nature of American evangelical types I presume there will be a TV appeal for a few million dollars, shortly followed once the money has arrived by an announcement that The Lord has decided to spare his beloved servant.

Guest Snatch
Posted

Given the nature of American evangelical types I presume there will be a TV appeal for a few million dollars, shortly followed once the money has arrived by an announcement that The Lord has decided to spare his beloved servant.

You just know it.

Guest DingTheRioja
Posted

You just know it.

....aaaaannnndddddd there just happens to be a nice shiny new 48' sunseeker in a Florida berth..... pure coincidence.. honest... as God is my witness... and no.. that's not my name on the log book, it just happens to look a LOT like my name... ahem....

Guest deebom
Posted

Bacon.

The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish....

Bacon-sandwich-010.jpg

 

 

 

You cant turn Jewish, they wont have you. Filthy Goyim.

Guest DingTheRioja
Posted

You cant turn Jewish, they wont have you. Filthy Goyim.

I might be insulted.. if I knew what it meant...

...and you can convert, although why you would when bacon and pork scratchings are off the menu I've no fooking idea...

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