Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 29, 2015 Report Posted June 29, 2015 If they do won't they get their fingers burnt? Quote
scotty Posted June 29, 2015 Report Posted June 29, 2015 Why is that "threatening"? If the dopey fuckers want to set fire to themselves, so what? Its like that mel brooks film, blazing saddles, where the sheriff holds a gun to his own head. Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted June 29, 2015 Report Posted June 29, 2015 Pen, you of all people should know that you can alight from a train, but not set yourself alight...Didn't Richard Pryor have a "crack" at self-immolation? Quote
Guest deebom Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 Why would you set fire to pasta? I always boil mine.. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 I sometimes get the whiff of frying bacon coming from the church next door. Spontaneous combustion is a cunt. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 What's with all this 'try' jive-ass carry on.Either 'do' or 'don't do' but just get on with it. Like people threatening to leave Internet forums or going into long explanations about why they are huffing off. No one cares. No one is impressed. If you want to make a statement of just how little of a shit you give about something, go the Shaolin Monk route - stand up and just walk off a cliff. There's pure fucking contempt for life for you.....And as for 'trying to commit suicide'.... Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 Where is this one based then?I'll donate him a dollar for the petrol and a box of matches.... The muzzies might treat life as cheap, but the yanks have cheaper petrol... Quote
Neil Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 What a fucking waste, tell the cunt to hang on til winter and he can donate himself to the nearest old folks home,keep a few wrinklys warm for hours he will,the cunt preaches compassion for the elderly,perhaps he can take a few of his noncy mates with him Quote
Guest Ahriman Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!" Quote
scotty Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!"They stole those lyrics from Shakespeare, peanut. A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm not mistaken. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 Shame the whiff of bacon doesn't come from your local mosque,those cunts are really missing out.There's a distinct lack of them around these parts. Anybody who's not local usually gets dragged down to the beach at midnight and are burned in a wickerman. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 They stole those lyrics from Shakespeare, peanut. A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm not mistaken."Out dreaded spot" Macbeth. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 Bacon.The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish.... Quote
Guest Gurt Posted June 30, 2015 Report Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) looks like a bloke in a flat cap.... Sucking a bit of bacon? Edited July 1, 2015 by Gurt Quote
Guest deebom Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 To quote The Bloodhound gang: "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn!"They stole that line from Rockmaster Scott and the Dynamic 3. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Bacon.The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish.... Add a bit of HP sauce . . . the best breakfast combo ever. Quote
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Empty threats. Just fucking do it and post the results on social media. It's got to be better than watching Top Gear. Quote
scotty Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Empty threats. Just fucking do it and post the results on social media. It's got to be better than watching Top Gear.Indeed, farmer. And at least we'd get a hot meal. Quote
cuntspotter Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Indeed, farmer. And at least we'd get a hot meal.indeed, I'll bring the sausages and bacon bits. Quote
Rick_B Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Given the nature of American evangelical types I presume there will be a TV appeal for a few million dollars, shortly followed once the money has arrived by an announcement that The Lord has decided to spare his beloved servant. Quote
Guest Snatch Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Given the nature of American evangelical types I presume there will be a TV appeal for a few million dollars, shortly followed once the money has arrived by an announcement that The Lord has decided to spare his beloved servant.You just know it. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 You just know it.....aaaaannnndddddd there just happens to be a nice shiny new 48' sunseeker in a Florida berth..... pure coincidence.. honest... as God is my witness... and no.. that's not my name on the log book, it just happens to look a LOT like my name... ahem.... Quote
Guest deebom Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 Bacon.The real reason I cold never, ever, turn muzzie or jewish.... You cant turn Jewish, they wont have you. Filthy Goyim. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 You cant turn Jewish, they wont have you. Filthy Goyim.I might be insulted.. if I knew what it meant......and you can convert, although why you would when bacon and pork scratchings are off the menu I've no fooking idea... Quote
Decimus Posted July 1, 2015 Report Posted July 1, 2015 looks like a bloke in a flat cap.... Sucking a bit of bacon?A.K.A. Vanessa Feltz's minge. 1 Quote
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