Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: Fuck that,head of immigration or better still I could be in charge of sex education in schools ? Royal semen taster, more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Royal semen taster, more like. Are you resigning then? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 4 hours ago, neil298 said: Are you resigning then? Yes he is, after 20 years of unpaid service to the crown. The palace is flying the flag at half mast all weekend to honour the sacrifice QC's cum-filled bowels have made for Queen and cuntry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Yes he is, after 20 years of unpaid service to the crown. The palace is flying the flag at half mast all weekend to honour the sacrifice QC's cum-filled bowels have made for Queen and cuntry. He learned his trade at the Marc Almond jizz academy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: He learned his trade at the Marc Almond jizz academy. Ah...the famous MAJA......I believe that among its alumni are such household names such as Reginald Dwight, Georgios Panayiotou and the Dishonourable Judgetwi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 On 27/02/2016 at 6:22 PM, luke swarm said: Ah...the famous MAJA......I believe that among its alumni are such household names such as Reginald Dwight, Georgios Panayiotou and the Dishonourable Judgetwi. Speaking of MAJA... and getting back on topic... Where teh fuck are ISIS when you need them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 It seems a whole host of Hollywood actors, Samuel L. Jackson being the most outspoken, are set to leave the US if Trump becomes president. I dare say Trump will lay on the fucking plane for them so they can all go at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 3 hours ago, MikeD said: It seems a whole host of Hollywood actors, Samuel L. Jackson being the most outspoken, are set to leave the US if Trump becomes president. I dare say Trump will lay on the fucking plane for them so they can all go at once. It'll be the bandwagon jumping cunts that will leave the US. If he does become President 99% of them will stay in their multi million dollar mansions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 54 minutes ago, Snatch said: It'll be the bandwagon jumping cunts that will leave the US. If he does become President 99% of them will stay in their multi million dollar mansions. Exactly, they'll go wherever the dollars are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 They seem to forget, whichever cunt gets into the WHite House, or anywhere else for that matter, and shouts that he/she is going to wholesale change this that and the other, soon realise that they can change fuck all really... they don't have all the real power... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: They seem to forget, whichever cunt gets into the WHite House, or anywhere else for that matter, and shouts that he/she is going to wholesale change this that and the other, soon realise that they can change fuck all really... they don't have all the real power... The White House. How fucking racist is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: The White House. How fucking racist is that. IT WASNT ME!!!! I didn't call it chalky-ville.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Words of wisdom from the man himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Hold on to your hats, Donald Trump has become the US Republican presidential nominee. He will defiantly be the next cunt in charge of a massive country full of cunts. Is this the rapture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Hold on to your hats, Donald Trump has become the US Republican presidential nominee. He will defiantly be the next cunt in charge of a massive country full of cunts. Is this the rapture? I think this is definitely worth a punt....I am going to put 20 quid on Hilary becoming the next President. If Trump does win, then it wont matter as we are all likely to be consumed in the nuclear fire that will ensue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think this is definitely worth a punt....I am going to put 20 quid on Hilary becoming the next President. If Trump does win, then it wont matter as we are all likely to be consumed in the nuclear fire that will ensue. Trump will sort things out nicely. I don't think there's any harm in a series of controlled nuclear strikes by Trump. Strart with..... North Korea, Syria, Afganistan and then start the Mexican wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Trump will sort things out nicely. I don't think there's any harm in a series of controlled nuclear strikes by Trump. Strart with..... North Korea, Syria, Afganistan and then start the Mexican wall. currently the odds return £363 on a £1000 bet on Hilary to win...money in the bank Pinky. Imagine all the cufflinks and rentboys that could furnish you with.......possibly two weeks worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 8:28 AM, MikeD said: It seems a whole host of Hollywood actors, Samuel L. Jackson being the most outspoken, are set to leave the US if Trump becomes president. I dare say Trump will lay on the fucking plane for them so they can all go at once. Oh yeah, of course Jacksons welfare will be cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 7:05 PM, Snatch said: The White House. How fucking racist is that. Dont worry; it was The Black House when we burnt the bastard thing to the ground in 1814. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont worry; it was The Black House when we burnt the bastard thing to the ground in 1814. Maybe we should do it again. Maybe that dangerous cunt Clinton will be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Trump is not going to win. Hilary is. That was decided years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: Trump is not going to win. Hilary is. That was decided years ago. Trump? Clinton? Apart from one being a completely creepy,untrustworthy,stab you in the back dangerous cunt and the other being a completely creepy,untrustworthy,stab you in the back dangerous cunt of a woman,what's the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 On 11 July 2015 at 0:12 AM, camberwell gypsy said: How does he get a beautiful woman half his age? He gets a beautiful woman half his age......because he a fuckng billionaire ! i like him as he's a proper cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 39 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: He gets a beautiful woman half his age......because he a fuckng billionaire ! i like him as he's a proper cunt. I was being sarcastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: He gets a beautiful woman half his age......because he a fuckng billionaire ! i like him as he's a proper cunt. 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was being sarcastic If he's that rich he should be getting ones more like a quarter or a third of his age... ...or am I confusing him with some Royal of ours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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