Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) A cunt that has materialized during the current hot spell. What a literal pain in the arse to get home after work to uncover a ring of fire because the persistent salty perspiration providing some form of bizarre abrasive lubricant to the cheek crevice. Not helped by the fact I cycle to work and I refuse to gay up by wearing Lycra. Edited July 14, 2015 by Drew P Pissflaps over enthusiastic spellchecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Chafed arse crack is indeed a cunt, and the sweat that forms there is particularly unpleasant. Sadly, there is little a man can do other than bath thoroughly upon arriving home. But, you are spot on about not resorting to lycra, only fit birds should use that material. It was meant for them, and only looks good on them. Men in lycra are poofy, poncey cunts. You made the right decision, and that will have to be the silver lining to the storm cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ban male arse crackery... NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Usually swathed in a high visibility jacket, staring into a hole in the road, scratching head and / or balls, spunking the council's road budget up the wall ensuring nothing gets done (very slowly).Jeans are hitched to mid-buttock, ensuring anyone passing gets a decent eyeful of his 'Jupiter's Moons' and for the really unlucky, a filthy woft of his said bum-gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Usually swathed in a high visibility jacket, staring into a hole in the road, scratching head and / or balls, spunking the council's road budget up the wall ensuring nothing gets done (very slowly).Jeans are hitched to mid-buttock, ensuring anyone passing gets a decent eyeful of his 'Jupiter's Moons' and for the really unlucky, a filthy woft of his said bum-gravy.Has anyone ever told you that you paint masterpieces with the English language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Has anyone ever told you that you paint masterpieces with the English language? Thanks.Only ever in the Gilbert and George 'Painting With Shit' sense, unhappily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Horses sweat. Men perspire. Judge glows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Usually swathed in a high visibility jacket, staring into a hole in the road, scratching head and / or balls, spunking the council's road budget up the wall ensuring nothing gets done (very slowly).Jeans are hitched to mid-buttock, ensuring anyone passing gets a decent eyeful of his 'Jupiter's Moons' and for the really unlucky, a filthy woft of his said bum-gravy.Nicely put jiggers. Recently employed the services of a roof monkey to fit a new tv aerial. Clapped an unfortunate eye full of his arse crack while he was kneeling behind the telly. Clippers in one hand, co-ax in the other, bike rack swaying from side to side, thick black crack hair dripping with sweat. Where did I put that can and fly spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Nicely put jiggers. Recently employed the services of a roof monkey to fit a new tv aerial. Clapped an unfortunate eye full of his arse crack while he was kneeling behind the telly. Clippers in one hand, co-ax in the other, bike rack swaying from side to side, thick black crack hair dripping with sweat. Where did I put that can and fly spray? stop it, you will give the judge a chubby and he will start moaning about wanking again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 stop it, you will give the judge a chubby and he will start moaning about wanking againI'll be happy to pm him the cunts phone number if he want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 A cunt that has materialized during the current hot spell. What a literal pain in the arse to get home after work to uncover a ring of fire because the persistent salty perspiration providing some form of bizarre abrasive lubricant to the cheek crevice. Not helped by the fact I cycle to work and I refuse to gay up by wearing Lycra.A dollop of chamois butt'r will ease your burden Drew. At least that's what my husband tells me that huge tub of it in our bathroom is used for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Spotter have you read about thishttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3162116/Is-Pluto-TERRIFYING-place-solar-Names-demons-underworld-gods-proposed-features-dwarf-planet.htmlis the forum in any kind of danger?Love ProfB XXXXStay on topic you twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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