Guest JackoTC Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Normally I would fully endorse any opportunity of a hand gallop but I sense your seeking validation of the stimulus and rightly so. PM me the snaps and I`ll get back to you with my verdict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.netIt depends what kind of saucy we're talking here. If she's rubbing ketchup or HP on her breasts I guess it's OK. If she's writing around in a bath full of thousand island dressing that is very, very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 And Hokeys findings will need validation so PM them to me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 It's the "onto my desk" bit that's got me worried. Did "Sir" get jolly batey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.netNowt wrong with a bit of fantasy. Perhaps you could convince mrs Jack into a threesome- if not in reality then amidst a good tug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.netFear not Jacko, it's nothing that a Kleenex and a KFC Bargain bucket won't solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Fear not Jacko, it's nothing that a Kleenex and a KFC Bargain bucket won't solve. Ugh, just seeing the letters KFC in print gives me the shits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Give it a rest for fucks sake. A bunch of little boys sniggering about wanking. Got a bit fed up with shitting and farting have we? You could always try getting a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Perhaps you should have a go at that first. Since degree of sadness of life is highest in your posts, you desperately need to expand your social circles beyond telling strangers to fuck off and braying on to the kebab shop owner about how you are the only bloke left on Earth with a pair of bollocks, as he rolls his eyes, and wipes his arse with the bread of your meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Funny that. In a thread about masturbation, judge appears to be the biggest wanker here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Typical Judy... seems to think some random internet forum for taking the piss, having a laugh and relieving stress (fnarr fnarr) should be "grown up and serious".....yet still posts on here? Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Give it a rest for fucks sake. A bunch of little boys sniggering about wanking. Got a bit fed up with shitting and farting have we? You could always try getting a life.Finally, the voice of reason! The preserver of the moral high ground!I didn't join a forum called Cunt's Corner for smutty talk and immaturity!Tosspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Give it a rest for fucks sake. A bunch of little boys sniggering about wanking. Got a bit fed up with shitting and farting have we? You could always try getting a life.Fuck off you knob. All you can do is moan and whinge like a little girl who's dolly has been taken away.Now Jacko (or should it be Jackoff),seeing as she's not my sister-in-law,also send me the photos for a neutral assessment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Give it a rest for fucks sake. A bunch of little boys sniggering about wanking. Got a bit fed up with shitting and farting have we? You could always try getting a life.what's the matter judge, Jackies knob not big and black enough for you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Give it a rest for fucks sake. A bunch of little boys sniggering about wanking. Got a bit fed up with shitting and farting have we? You could always try getting a life.But what about all those nominations about fat cunts that have yet to be made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 But think of all those nominations about fat cunts that have yet to be made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.netRemorse after wanking?That's a fucking new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Yet again Mother Nature has played her most foul of tricks, and forced me to spill my seed in recreation, not procreation.I feel ashamed. Mainly because I was again thinking of, and looking a some saucy snaps my wife's sister, when I lobbed several thick ropes of semen onto my desk.Was it because she was the imaginary recipient of my sordid desires I wonder ?I never feel this bad after looking at bigbreasteddutchgirlsneedspanked.netI think if you've made sure the library was empty, then what you get up to is strictly between you and your cum-flannel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I think if you've made sure the library was empty, then what you get up to is strictly between you and your cum-flannel.Or at least try not to make too much noise, it is a library after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Any chance of sharing the pics? I tend to imagine my sister-in-law as a technique for not shooting my load too quickly. She looks like what I imagine Brian Blessed would look like if he shaved his beard off.You forgot to mention tits.Tits! Hee-hee-hee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What's so funny about birds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 What's so funny about birds?"Some birds are funny when they talk" - Frontier Psychiatrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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