Armchair soldiers

[Guest MikeD]

Obviously we're bombarded with stories of shootings and bombings on a daily basis now but why do we have an endless line of cunts who you know have never held anything more dangerous than a fucking water pistol suddenly thinking they know exactly how to deal with ISIS etc?

'Yeah we need to go in and bomb....... blah, blah, fucking blah.'

These are the same cunts who talk about 'AK's' and 'RPG's' as though they know what the fuck they're on about instead of just repeating what they heard some other half-wit bastard saying.

Give these dim-witted cunts a gun and they'd probably struggle to know which end the fucking bullets come out of.

Cunts, fuck off!

[Guest Gong Farmer]

The best thing to do about ISIS is nothing. Like all tyrannical rule throughout history they don't survive for very long and just fizzle out in the end. Do nothing and it will fuck it's self over eventually.... as the historical record proves time and time again. That's my bit of of armchair warrioring.  

[Guest Bill Stickers]

These cunts also have a tendancy to bang on about how the younger generation need a bit of national service to sort them out, despite never having done it themselves.

The best thing to do about ISIS is nothing. Like all tyrannical rule throughout history they don't survive for very long and just fizzle out in the end. Do nothing and it will fuck it's self over eventually.... as the historical record proves time and time again. That's my bit of of armchair warrioring.  

While I agree it would fizzle out if left to it's own devices, it seems a little unfair for those in the Middle East who will be subject to decades of torture and genocide under their unchallenged rule, before they do succumb.

However, bombing villages and killing locals probably prolongs their reign as it creates bad sentiment towards the west, so its a bit of a tricky situation.

Perhaps we should send the SAS in with AKs, RPGs and STA missiles?
 

[Guest Gong Farmer]

 

 

These cunts also have a tendancy to bang on about how the younger generation need a bit of national service to sort them out, despite never having done it themselves.

While I agree it would fizzle out if left to it's own devices, it seems a little unfair for those in the Middle East who will be subject to decades of torture and genocide under their unchallenged rule, before they do succumb.

However, bombing villages and killing locals probably prolongs their reign as it creates bad sentiment towards the west, so its a bit of a tricky situation.

Perhaps we should send the SAS in with AKs, RPGs and STA missiles?
 

You'd be surprised on how much people will put up with. So long as you are personally left alone to go about your business with whatever's happening happening to someone else you'll keep your head down and put up with it, it's  just "I'm alright jack" human nature. Look at the historical record and you'll see that tyrannical government has a very short shelf life indeed. There's few hanging on dear life but for the most the governments in question have had to relinquish their grip.

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

The best place to find these fucking retards is in the comments section of any military related documentaries that have been uploaded to youtube. It's fucking riddled with pseudo military geniuses who think they could have won the battle of Thermopylae for the Spartans and sunk the entire Japanese fleet that attacked Pearl Harbour using a rubber dinghy and a few hand grenades. 

[Hokey Gingers]

You'd be surprised on how much people will put up with. So long as you are personally left alone to go about your business with whatever's happening happening to someone else you'll keep your head down and put up with it, it's  just "I'm alright jack" human nature. 

Not surprised at all. 

Hey, there`s a Dutch rifle on UKGuntrader.com. Circa 1940`s. Mint. Never been fired... but it has been dropped. 

[Cuntybaws]

You'd be surprised on how much people will put up with. So long as you are personally left alone to go about your business with whatever's happening happening to someone else you'll keep your head down and put up with it, it's  just "I'm alright jack" human nature. Look at the historical record and you'll see that tyrannical government has a very short shelf life indeed. There's few hanging on dear life but for the most the governments in question have had to relinquish their grip.

First they came for the Communists 
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

Not surprised at all. 

Hey, there`s a Dutch rifle on UKGuntrader.com. Circa 1940`s. Mint. Never been fired... but it has been dropped. 

 

First they came for the Communists 
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me.

Exactly except for by the time they've got to..... (no one to speak out for me) the persecutors have been forced to introduce capitalism a la China and democracy a la Russia for example.

[Hokey Gingers]

" You...ah...forgot to type in my..er  put down there Gongs, over."

[Guest Gong Farmer]

" You...ah...forgot to type in my..er  put down there Gongs, over."

I didn't forget, I just don't want to converse with the site's resident thick cunt that has 'Gingers' in his name. Nothing personal mate, it's just that I've got this profound aversion to thick cunts with 'Gingers' included in their name, all very gay and poofy. That's all, like I said it's nothing personal as I treat all poofy camp thick cunts that way.  

[Hokey Gingers]

I didn't forget, I just don't want to converse with the site's resident thick cunt that has 'Gingers' in his name. Nothing personal mate, it's just that I've got this profound aversion to thick cunts with 'Gingers' included in their name, all very gay and poofy. That's all, like I said it's nothing personal as I react to all thick cunts that way.  

You`ve hurt not only my feelings there Gongs but an entire Nations, i was named after a famous Dutch war hero you cunt  (nothing personal)

[Guest Gong Farmer]

You`ve hurt not only my feelings there Gongs but an entire Nations, i was named after a famous Dutch war hero you cunt  (nothing personal)

Surely you're confusing Hockey Gingers with Admiral Michiel De Ruyter who sailed his fleet up the Medway bold as brass and took out most of the British ships moored at Chatham? Talk about getting caught with your pants down as he fucked the Royal Navy up the arse good and proper then sailed back to Amsterdam for tea and medals, All very gay and poofy but true. If only your Granddad had been there to save the day the Royal Navy might have saved face.

[Eddie]

These are the same cunts who talk about 'AK's' and 'RPG's' as though they know what the fuck they're on about instead of just repeating what they heard some other half-wit bastard saying.

 

total wankers obvious they have never been into theatre like I have done numerous times . I would never use an ak47 in battle , too much recoil , much prefer the mp5 using short bursts,  more accurate than the ak47 although you do loose range... at least on call of duty.

[Guest]

Some wise person once said: "Round them up, put them in a field and bomb the bastards".

[Hokey Gingers]

Surely you're confusing Hockey Gingers with Admiral Michiel De Ruyter who sailed his fleet up the Medway bold as brass and took out most of the British ships moored at Chatham? Talk about getting caught with your pants down as he fucked the Royal Navy up the arse good and proper then sailed back to Amsterdam for tea and medals, All very gay and poofy but true. If only your Granddad had been there to save the day the Royal Navy might have saved face.

That`s the spirit Gongs. 

 

[Cuntybaws]

Obviously we're bombarded with stories of shootings and bombings on a daily basis now but why do we have an endless line of cunts who you know have never held anything more dangerous than a fucking water pistol suddenly thinking they know exactly how to deal with ISIS etc?

I believe I am sufficiently well versed in nuclear physics to state with absolute certainty that an air-bursting 1.2 megaton thermonuclear warhead would deal with them quite nicely.

[camberwell gypsy]

These cunts also have a tendancy to bang on about how the younger generation need a bit of national service to sort them out, despite never having done it themselves.

While I agree it would fizzle out if left to it's own devices, it seems a little unfair for those in the Middle East who will be subject to decades of torture and genocide under their unchallenged rule, before they do succumb.

However, bombing villages and killing locals probably prolongs their reign as it creates bad sentiment towards the west, so its a bit of a tricky situation.

Perhaps we should send the SAS in with AKs, RPGs and STA missiles?
 

Or a few prozzies with STDs

[Guest deebom]

ISIS will last as about as long as Al Qeada did. Just long enough for the west to invent/create another group of angry, marginalised, ignored, poor young men to scare us all into subservience.

[camberwell gypsy]

I believe I am sufficiently well versed in nuclear physics to state with absolute certainty that an air-bursting 1.2 megaton thermonuclear warhead would deal with them quite nicely.

[colonelkurtz]

I believe I am sufficiently well versed in nuclear physics to state with absolute certainty that an air-bursting 1.2 megaton thermonuclear warhead would deal with them quite nicely.

a far too americaanish approach bawsy old chap  - all rather a bit gung ho and even , may i say just a teensy weensy bit theatrical.

the way i see it is those clever chaps and chapesses at porton down have stockpiles of frightful chemicals and viruses just sitting there waiting to be live real time tested .. what's not to like about instant paralysis , convulsions , blindness , sterilisation all conveniently packaged in airborne dispersible 50 litre canisters for deployment on any  IS shitpile of choice. 

either that or peace talks in aberystwyth

[Guest Gong Farmer]

If I had shares in the arms industry I'd buy everyone of those ragheaded camal shaggers a drink. Keep it up lads, I'm making an absolute mint out of this perpetual war you and our governments are waging, a cozy little agreement that keeps everyone happy and quids in.

ISIS will last as about as long as Al Qeada did. Just long enough for the west to invent/create another group of angry, marginalised, ignored, poor young men to scare us all into subservience.

You're bang on the money when saying that the west will invent/create another group of angry, marginalized, ignored, poor young men to scare us all into subservience except that they don't scare or intimidate me. Our western news media tries to keep us in a steady state of fear and discombobulation but the terrorists themselves don't. Our western media is the best publicity they could ever hope for and it's free of charge.

[Cuntybaws]

a far too americaanish approach bawsy old chap  - all rather a bit gung ho and even , may i say just a teensy weensy bit theatrical.

the way i see it is those clever chaps and chapesses at porton down have stockpiles of frightful chemicals and viruses just sitting there waiting to be live real time tested .. what's not to like about instant paralysis , convulsions , blindness , sterilisation all conveniently packaged in airborne dispersible 50 litre canisters for deployment on any  IS shitpile of choice. 

either that or peace talks in aberystwyth

Fucking hell, you must really hate Afghan weddings!

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Fucking hell, you must really hate Afghan weddings!

and soggy pasta.  Conveniently, radiation can be the solution to both.

[Guest MikeD]

total wankers obvious they have never been into theatre like I have done numerous times . I would never use an ak47 in battle , too much recoil , much prefer the mp5 using short bursts,  more accurate than the ak47 although you do loose range... at least on call of duty.

Taking a machine gun into a theatre?

That's a bit fucking extreme, can't you just ask for your money back if you don't like the show?

[Guest MikeD]

I believe I am sufficiently well versed in nuclear physics to state with absolute certainty that an air-bursting 1.2 megaton thermonuclear warhead would deal with them quite nicely.

I've heard that from someone before as well, you eavesdropping fucker!