Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 1, 2015 Report Posted August 1, 2015 Just when I thought the cinema couldn't possibly sink any lower, enter the straight to video disaster film genre! These cunting things require a couple of hundred actors, only one or two with any level of success in the business, and the producers have to turn it into a fucking daytime drama without the sex, betrayal, and adultery. Earthquakes, tidal waves, spontaneous volcanic eruptions, buildings collapsing, the ground opening up and swallowing hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting cunts who switched off the tele when the "Breaking News" began. These films are the height of idiocy of film-making. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2015 Report Posted August 1, 2015 Sharknado! So bad it's good.No, just shitting you, it's fucking awful! The nadir of the genre. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) I've seen the ads for that one, and something told me to pass on the opportunity. However, my lovely wife is something of a fanatic for daytime drama, and the nobility of human achievement against insurmountable circumstances style film. I present to you, the motivation behind this topic, and quite possible the reason for divorce: If you ever find yourself in the dubious position of having to view this cinematic pile of shit, you will know what it feels like to hit rock bottom. Edited August 2, 2015 by Wizardsleeve Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Check out Stonehenge Apocalypse. That has to be the worst. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Mad Max II is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 I appeared in a couple films in my younger days. They were a disaster. But I was young and needed the money. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 My wedding video is pretty bad, to make it worse there's been a sequel every year since the original 1997 flick. It's a cunt.Was Morgan Freeman in any of them? He's in every other fucking film. Quote
Decimus Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 I appeared in a couple films in my younger days. They were a disaster. But I was young and needed the money.Yes, who could forget "Gyppo does Durham". It's one of my all time favourites. The dialogue was shite, but the double ended dildo scene was pure cinematic magic. 1 Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Yes, who could forget "Gyppo does Durham". It's one of my all time favourites. The dialogue was shite, but the double ended dildo scene was pure cinematic magic.You're wrong Dec. That was "The plumber comes round the rear". 1 Quote
Decimus Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 You're wrong Dec. That was "The plumber comes round the rear".You're right of course. Who could forget the scene where The Judge is fisted by the entire St Helens Rugby team. 1 Quote
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 You're right of course. Who could forget the scene where The Judge is fisted by the entire St Helens Rugby team.Cheap shot, Decs, I thought you were better than that.4. No nominations of fellow members 7. No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members. 9. No posting of items promoting or depicting pornographyAnd not even a fucking picture! 2 Quote
Decimus Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Was Morgan Freeman in any of them? He's in every other fucking film.He was brilliant in Rising Damp, but its been down hill ever since. 1 Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Yes, who could forget "Gyppo does Durham". It's one of my all time favourites. The dialogue was shite, but the double ended dildo scene was pure cinematic magic.Fucking hell... I worked in Durham for years and never got asked to casting... Hrrumph!Was Morgan Freeman in any of them? He's in every other fucking film.Isn't he that dwarf bloke in some New Zealand film? Quote
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 He was brilliant in Rising Damp, but its been down hill ever since. Pretty sure that was Samuel L Jackson... Quote
Guest yariman Posted August 2, 2015 Report Posted August 2, 2015 Pretty sure that was Samuel L Jackson... No, wasn't Alan played by Carl Weather's when he wasn't being Apollo Creed? Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 They seem to think they are on to something here. Quote
Guest MikeD Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 Just when I thought the cinema couldn't possibly sink any lower, enter the straight to video disaster film genre! These cunting things require a couple of hundred actors, only one or two with any level of success in the business, and the producers have to turn it into a fucking daytime drama without the sex, betrayal, and adultery. Earthquakes, tidal waves, spontaneous volcanic eruptions, buildings collapsing, the ground opening up and swallowing hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting cunts who switched off the tele when the "Breaking News" began. These films are the height of idiocy of film-making. Chancing cunts making shite for brain dead cunts. Quote
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 Pretty sure that was Samuel L Jackson...I think it was Sidney Poitier. Quote
Eddie Posted August 3, 2015 Report Posted August 3, 2015 I think it was Sidney Poitier.Sidney potter Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 5, 2015 Report Posted August 5, 2015 Sidney potterThey all bear a remarkable resemblance to the character but wasn't the actor called Richard Beckinsale?? Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 5, 2015 Report Posted August 5, 2015 They all bear a remarkable resemblance to the character but wasn't the actor called Richard Beckinsale??Don Warrington Quote
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