Guest Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 fucking patronizing cunts.every fucking one talks down to you.they think they are sea gods.cunts. on ch34-37 i think they love the sound of their own fucking voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Do you like fish sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Still, it's best to treat them nicely if you want a place to dock. Otherwise, they'll fuck you off to the Bermuda triangle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Quite a niche nomination I must say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Quite a niche nomination I must say.Indeed but one that could be extended to cover all cunts that have momentary power over your destiny and wield it like a fucking machete.See also 'Parking attendants in outside car park that want you to believe they use a slide rule and semaphore to get you into PRECISELY the correct position and won't let you out your car until you've done their bizarre backwards 5mm / forwards 5mm dance routine number'. Edited August 12, 2015 by Jiggerycock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Wouldn't recommend missing the last pen in to a marina at night which is served by a notoriously dangerous tidal river bobbing about like a cork in a force five gale. That's shit yourself territory. Harbour master shouting some indecipherable shite waving his torch about. I didn't swear in those days but I managed to blurt out "fucking useless bastard" but the cunt wouldn't have heard me anyway. Managed to tuck in between some barges where the water was calmer and climb up the a wet slippery metal ladder to the top of the bank. Not easy when you're shit scared of heights and river rats and those weirdos who live on barges. If I ever see that cunt again his torch will be stuck in his fucking arse. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) Quite a niche nomination I must say.harbour masters..nahh we see em all the time here in Wolverhampton. cunts. Edited August 12, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Come in number 9, your time is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Come in number 9, your time is up. But sir... we only have 8 boats.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 But sir... we only have 8 boats....8 boats and 1 sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I've never actually met one so no comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (edited) I know the harbour master in Falmouth. He's a nice bloke. I can feel a new nom coming on...... Cunts who own a dinghy and call it a yacht. Edited August 12, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I know nothing about boats except they sink. But I'll go along with this nom, as they probably are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I know the harbour master in Falmouth. He's a nice bloke. I can feel a new nom coming on...... Cunts who own a dinghy and call it a yacht.is direct naming a rule violation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 is direct naming a rule violation?Yes.... As a non combatant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I like them. They are always really friendly when I call to warn them that I've just flushed a massive shit in their direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Speed limits...... Excessive backwash. Giving way.. Keeping to the right side of the buoys...... It's all go inshore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I know the harbour master in Falmouth. He's a nice bloke. I can feel a new nom coming on...... Cunts who own a dinghy and call it a yacht.Falmouth or Foulmouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Falmouth or Foulmouth?If he knows me... It will be the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Aren't these just parking attendants but on water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Overzealous traffic wardens with a title and utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Overzealous traffic wardens with a title and utter cunts. Deryck Guyler was not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Deryck Guyler was not a cunt.In mathematical terms, there is an exception for every rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Harbour master?,what ever the fuck next? caviar jars that are tough to open,The price of gold leaf?,Service charges for my Bugatti Veyron?,Lack of interest rates in my swiss bank account?,Yacht mooring fees?,this corner is getting more cuntish by the week,toodle fucking pip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Harbour master?,what ever the fuck next? caviar jars that are tough to open,The price of gold leaf?,Service charges for my Bugatti Veyron?,Lack of interest rates in my swiss bank account?,Yacht mooring fees?,this corner is getting more cuntish by the week,toodle fucking pip.Neil, you're not your usual affable self this morning. Is it the "old trouble" again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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