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Guest Ahriman

It looks like the poster boy for shit substandard sandwiches has been caught offering his 5 inch sub to child prostitutes. I don't know about you, but I think that Subway might need to do a bit of rebranding, as from here on out it's going to be impossible to look at the slogan 'Eat Fresh' without instinctively interjecting the word 'pussy' at the end of it.

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Guest Alfie Noakes

Chosen as spokesman because he apparently lost a load of weight eating subway. I lost a lot of weight, fucking running trotts for three days after one of their smaller offerings. Shit sandwich, crap company.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

This noncing bastard is going to have an extremely rough time in prison. Kiddie fiddlers are despised universally, and always have a target on their back

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Guest Snatch

This noncing bastard is going to have an extremely rough time in prison. Kiddie fiddlers are despised universally, and always have a target on their back

He doesn't deserve anything less.

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Guest DingTheRioja

This noncing bastard is going to have an extremely rough time in prison. Kiddie fiddlers are despised universally, and always have a target on their back

I think the target may be a little lower than that... and quite red...

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Guest Wizardsleeve

I think the target may be a little lower than that... and quite red...

Spot on Dingers...from brown starfish to Crimson with a few pokes of the pork sword. 

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