Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I bet he enjoys his meat and 2 veg.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Back Door Burglar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 au contraire,I feel that it sorts the wheat from the chaff,the pussies fuck off and dont come back and the real cunts hang around and give as good as they get.I for one felt I hadn't arived until being invited to overdose on painkillers or hang myself from the nearest tree.Sticks and Decs should be officially voted on to the welcoming commitee immediately....unless the pair of cunts jump under the next bus following systematic bullying from AdminAre you still breathing, you fucking cunt? Haven't you slit your fucking wrists yet??...ah, hang on... not a newbie, cancel that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 .......First they came for the Socialists, and Roops did not speak out.Because Roops was not a Socialist.Then they came for Fatty, and Roops did not speak out.Because Roops was not a fat cunt.Then they came for Bill Stickers, and Roops did not speak out.Because Roops was not a polymath intellectual.Then Bill Stickers came for some new cunt Bohica —and Roops did inexplicably speak out. And Bill Stickers told Roops he could not submit to her demands. Fuck off Bohica, you cunt, he said. Je suis Bill Stickers. Self-serving and specious drivel aside, thank you for the poem.........You quoted the "Je sius" phrase before and I queried whether you thought the newbie bullying was a form of censorship in itself. Totally oblivious to the irony of the situation you rather lamely replied that, "if someone feels bullied by it, then they should not be posting here". I suspect that you and the usual suspects of the CC bully-boy pack do it simply 'cos you enjoy it rather than provide any Darwinian service.I take on board that that you cannot "submit to [my] demands" so naturally you being a man of principle and a brave internet warrior of free speech you will no doubt wish to fall on your cyber-sword and not post here again. You might do a Jazz/Decimus melt-down and flounce off only to reappear a few days later under a different name. Whatever you do, stop bullying newbies.au contraire,I feel that it sorts the wheat from the chaff,the pussies fuck off and dont come back and the real cunts hang around and give as good as they get.I for one felt I hadn't arived until being invited to overdose on painkillers or hang myself from the nearest tree.Sticks and Decs should be officially voted on to the welcoming commitee immediately....unless the pair of cunts jump under the next bus following systematic bullying from AdminAh, the stock-reply "we're only sorting out the wheat from the chaff". Two things; firstly who asked for a "welcoming committee" to do such selfless work? Secondly its annoying to see punters join up, make a post only to be surrounded by the same bunch of baying hyenas who then pat each other on the back whilst attempting to justify their actions. Quite simply the site needs to grow its membership count and thereby provide a more varied and interesting discourse rather than the tedious and repetitive advice on self-harm.I have always maintained that one should shoot the message and not the messenger. I realise that for some of you the idea of providing a thoughtful, witty and insightful counter argument to a POV is a lot harder than simply telling someone to "fuck off" or variations thereof but the bullying, especially to newbies, has got to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Are you still breathing, you fucking cunt? Haven't you slit your fucking wrists yet??...ah, hang on... not a newbie, cancel that... Why dont you go fucking hang yourself you first class cunt...oh wait a minute!,Bohica is using the rope at the minute,I'll let you know when the vultures have finished with his bones and get it sent over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) I first appeared on the corner in September 2009, it took me a couple of months to learn the rules and to obey them .. rules of survival are that there must be rules and you must more or less obey the rules .. end of Edited October 6, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Hello newbie, pile of shit, disabled toilet, cunt! Go and climb everest without any assistance.Ok. Hello newbie, have a huge hug and a lovely big wet welcoming kiss from CUNTS CORNER?!!?!. On here you will find a bunch of cunts who may converse with you, sometimes you will find the answers they give a little rough. If you like a bit of verbal rough and tumble you may enjoy it here, if you cry if somebody criticises your dress you may find it a bit too harsh for you my dear. There, fluffy and cotton wool mumsnet welcome over.Now back to normal, shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Self-serving and specious drivel aside, thank you for the poem.........You quoted the "Je sius" phrase before and I queried whether you thought the newbie bullying was a form of censorship in itself. Totally oblivious to the irony of the situation you rather lamely replied that, "if someone feels bullied by it, then they should not be posting here". I suspect that you and the usual suspects of the CC bully-boy pack do it simply 'cos you enjoy it rather than provide any Darwinian service.I take on board that that you cannot "submit to [my] demands" so naturally you being a man of principle and a brave internet warrior of free speech you will no doubt wish to fall on your cyber-sword and not post here again. You might do a Jazz/Decimus melt-down and flounce off only to reappear a few days later under a different name. Whatever you do, stop bullying newbies.Ah, the stock-reply "we're only sorting out the wheat from the chaff". Two things; firstly who asked for a "welcoming committee" to do such selfless work? Secondly its annoying to see punters join up, make a post only to be surrounded by the same bunch of baying hyenas who then pat each other on the back whilst attempting to justify their actions. Quite simply the site needs to grow its membership count and thereby provide a more varied and interesting discourse rather than the tedious and repetitive advice on self-harm.I have always maintained that one should shoot the message and not the messenger. I realise that for some of you the idea of providing a thoughtful, witty and insightful counter argument to a POV is a lot harder than simply telling someone to "fuck off" or variations thereof but the bullying, especially to newbies, has got to stop.Is Stickers permanently out of the game then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 I take on board that that you cannot "submit to [my] demands" so naturally you being a man of principle and a brave internet warrior of free speech you will no doubt wish to fall on your cyber-sword and not post here again. You might do a Jazz/Decimus melt-down and flounce off only to reappear a few days later under a different name. Whatever you do, stop bullying newbies.That logic doesn't work... to fall on my sword I'd need to even more viciously attack new members, rather than leave.Saying that, I can't be fucked to post for now if we need to be conscientious about people's feelings and the ramifications of cyber-bullying. I also can't be fucked to make every post meet your expectations of a 'thoughtful, witty and insightful counter argument.' The idea that we are failing to attract new members because of newbie bashing is surely bollocks. We've had an influx of utter specimens join and stay recently, despite some hardcore abuse. You seem to be the only person particularly interested in protecting new members, its quite bizarre.However, I don't want to engage in petty warfare against the administration . At the end of the day, moderating a forum is a thankless task that takes up a lot of time (and a little bit of hosting money I'd imagine).Apologies for that self-absorbed bollocks everyone else.Je suis Monsieur Stickers, au revoir for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) Self-serving and specious drivel aside, thank you for the poem.........You quoted the "Je sius" phrase before and I queried whether you thought the newbie bullying was a form of censorship in itself. Totally oblivious to the irony of the situation you rather lamely replied that, "if someone feels bullied by it, then they should not be posting here". I suspect that you and the usual suspects of the CC bully-boy pack do it simply 'cos you enjoy it rather than provide any Darwinian service.I take on board that that you cannot "submit to [my] demands" so naturally you being a man of principle and a brave internet warrior of free speech you will no doubt wish to fall on your cyber-sword and not post here again. You might do a Jazz/Decimus melt-down and flounce off only to reappear a few days later under a different name. Whatever you do, stop bullying newbies.Ah, the stock-reply "we're only sorting out the wheat from the chaff". Two things; firstly who asked for a "welcoming committee" to do such selfless work? Secondly its annoying to see punters join up, make a post only to be surrounded by the same bunch of baying hyenas who then pat each other on the back whilst attempting to justify their actions. Quite simply the site needs to grow its membership count and thereby provide a more varied and interesting discourse rather than the tedious and repetitive advice on self-harm.I have always maintained that one should shoot the message and not the messenger. I realise that for some of you the idea of providing a thoughtful, witty and insightful counter argument to a POV is a lot harder than simply telling someone to "fuck off" or variations thereof but the bullying, especially to newbies, has got to stop.Do you enjoy your powers? In some ways it is internet bullying in itself. It's a "do as I say not do as I do" thing with you.Are you like this face to face with people or are you the meek and mild type?If someone writes "fuck you" they get a 72 hour ban,if someone says it to me I don't cry about it,I laugh at it. Stop being so fucking sensitive and learn to take it. I'm not going to be affected by some cunt on the internet I will never meet. If someone tells it to my face thats different. Here everyone is just a name,a non existent persona. Some funny,some complete twats,others a ProfB.It's not bullying that goes on with newbies,it's banter and if they can't take then they shouldn't be on a site called Cunts Corner. They should stay on facebook,where everything is controlled and wrapped in cotton wool by big brother. You don't hear of newbies committing suicide because they have been "bullied" here. Do you know what it's like to be really bullied at school or in the work place? I do and there are some cunts I'd like to meet again for a "chat about things".I suppose I'll get a ban for this. Edited October 6, 2015 by Snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Willy Sticker (up their arse obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just out of interest, should these terms be applied to those shining examples of virility and manliness who enjoy plundering the hind portions of ladies? Are they exempt or closet irons? What of the wanton femmes who enjoy this sordid persuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 In my opinion arse sex is wrong whether thou be male of female. Obviously male bum sex is more disgusting, if they saw some of the stuff that has come out of my arse not even Elton, Biggins or Barrymore would stick their cock in there.What about Bill losing his rag over the gay euphemism thread, methinks there's an underlying issue here somewhere. Maybe he likes stirring the chocolate Ready Brek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just out of interest, should these terms be applied to those shining examples of virility and manliness who enjoy plundering the hind portions of ladies? Are they exempt or closet irons? What of the wanton femmes who enjoy this sordid persuit? Angels, heaven sent....the lot of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just out of interest, should these terms be applied to those shining examples of virility and manliness who enjoy plundering the hind portions of ladies? Are they exempt or closet irons? What of the wanton femmes who enjoy this sordid persuit? sadly I never did get my "brown wings" ....by all accounts it is a painful affair for both parties and I have no real regrets in not having traumatised any sphincters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's not all it's cracked up to be, so I am told, allegedly, erm!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's not all it's cracked up to be, so I am told, allegedly, erm!!!I see what you did there you rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just out of interest, should these terms be applied to those shining examples of virility and manliness who enjoy plundering the hind portions of ladies? Are they exempt or closet irons? What of the wanton femmes who enjoy this sordid persuit? I've never understood the obsession that blokes have with male-on-female anal. It's like having both the Chuckle Brothers in one room, and then brutally murdering Paul. Everyone knows it's the wrong choice and you'd get more satisfaction out of viciously beating Barry to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) I've never understood the obsession that blokes have with male-on-female anal. It's like having both the Chuckle Brothers in one room, and then brutally murdering Paul. Everyone knows it's the wrong choice and you'd get more satisfaction out of beating Barry to death.as an analogy it well sort of works Decimus but one has to familiar with the work of the artistes known as the Chuckle brothers..."to me to you Bruv" I am surprised these two have not been nom'd previously as there is some cunt percentage there, Edited October 6, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 as an analogy it well sort of works Decimus but one has to familiar with the work of the artistes known as the Chuckle brothers..."to me to you Bruv" I am surprised these two have not been nom'd previously as there is some cunt percentage there, http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/57880-chuckle-brothers/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/57880-chuckle-brothers/ As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared......Just what the fuck exactly are you implying? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just what the fuck exactly are you implying?I literally thought to myself "I expect 'Baws, the master of the search, will find a Chuckle Brothers nom" and fuck me, about ten seconds later, it appeared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Just what the fuck exactly are you implying?Bollocks, I must have missed that episode of Mr Ben. I bet it was a good one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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