Guest Snatch Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 You've got the family photo albums out, snatch! See... self-deprecation can only be healthy. Idiot. There was me thinking it was a photo of you when you were but a mere teenager.Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 There was me thinking it was a photo of you when you were but a mere teenager.Twat.Frank was never a teenager; he's a vile entity that's been around since time immemorial, plaguing the human race with his filth and hatred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I remember when Ape first joined us. He was total rubbish and showed no promise whatsoever. Now after what seems like a fucking lifetime, he has all but dried up into a little creme prune noisette puff.. drier than gobbie's ex-cocksucking cleft palate. Actually that wasn't meant for. Ape. It was meant for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 An interesting comment, but not really on topic. Are you menstruating or something?Sorry Ape. That wasn't meant for you. Don't ask why or how but that was meant for Frank. My apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Actually that wasn't meant for. Ape. It was meant for you. Oh. That changes everything. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Yeah Shit eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) The peak of a baseball cap was designed to keep the sun out of the wearers eyes, and should therefore point forward. Having the peak at any other angle immediately renders the wearer a fucking stupid fucking cunt. Baseball caps are fucking stupid worn correctly as well. But worse are the Burberry visor type ones where the twat wears it back to front as well as upside down so from the side they look like a fucking milk jug. Add jeans slung so low that the crotch is round the knees, a slightly stooped gait and the left hand constantly grapping the cock and you have a perfect example of the ute (youth) that populates our country. Marvellous Edited October 26, 2015 by camberwell gypsy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Baseball caps are fucking stupid worn correctly as well. But worse are the Burberry visor type ones where the twat wears it back to front as well as upside down so from the side they look like a fucking milk jug. Add jeans slung so low that the crotch is round the knees, a slightly stooped gait and the left hand constantly grapping the cock and you have a perfect example of the ute (youth) that populates our country. Marvellous And to think these cunts are the future.Worried? We fucking should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Did she/he cost more or less than his baseball cap?Frank was never a teenager; he's a vile entity that's been around since time immemorial, plaguing the human race with his filth and hatred.Frank was never a teenager, his IQ never reached such dizzy heights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Agreed, the wearing of a baseball cap is the British Kite Mark Standard of Imbecility.If worn with peak to the side or back, this is merely the nutterspaz equivalent of adding a spear to a cruise missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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