Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 The latest and greatest fad in going down the pub, you can drink with some cats. Fuck me, I can do that anytime, I have cats of my own. When I go to the pub, it's because the missus and I want to have a nice meal, a few drinks, and maybe even meet up with some friends, or try our hands at a dart match. Now, we have to worry about the steel tips pinning a cat to the wall, or allergies sending our pint into the bar keepers face. Not that it isn't a novel idea, I'm sure some truly lonely cunt will enjoy the company of a cat, if they can get a lead on it, and tie it to the nearest secure post, otherwise, cats are not the ideal choice of drinking mate. Please, leave the cats in the flat over the pub, and bring in some prossies as drinking buddies. I would bet the house take will increase a hundred fold with such a savvy business decision. Also hire a few rough lads to remove Frank, as he will burrow into the wood floors if left on his own too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 I've done plenty of drinking with dogs in my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've done plenty of drinking with dogs in my time. I think it's the drink that transforms the dogs into wives! LOL There are small pubs, one in Bristol that made me post this, giving the cats a go. Bristol would need any gimmick to attract cunts to the place, of course, they're shooting for the alcoholics and derelicts, always aiming high at making it a premier holiday or getaway venue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The latest and greatest fad in going down the pub, you can drink with some cats. Seems to be popular on the Orient. Probably appeals to the same people who watch tentacle porn, and dress like Brony Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Seems to be popular on the Orient. Probably appeals to the same people who watch tentacle porn, and dress like Brony Keith. Before you finish your pint, you get a complimentary take away. Not actually noticing the absence of the loving purring little fuzzy bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 Tried drinking with my cats, the fucking bastards can't handle their booze, spilt my pint and told me to fuck off, then told me how much they fucking loved me, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Probably appeals to the same people who watch tentacle porn Calamari cumshots is an all-time favourite of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Tried drinking with my cats, the fucking bastards can't handle their booze, spilt my pint and told me to fuck off, then told me how much they fucking loved me, cunts. They do that sober, so they must be real cunts when on the lash... 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Before you finish your pint, you get a complimentary take away. Not actually noticing the absence of the loving purring little fuzzy bastards! True fact : there's a flat roof building in the market square, favourite haunt of the 200 pigeons that infested every market town in the country... within 6 months of the Poke Em Yung takeaway opening the problem appeared to have resolved itself.... 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The latest and greatest fad in going down the pub, you can drink with some cats. Fuck me, I can do that anytime, I have cats of my own. When I go to the pub, it's because the missus and I want to have a nice meal, a few drinks, and maybe even meet up with some friends, or try our hands at a dart match. Now, we have to worry about the steel tips pinning a cat to the wall, or allergies sending our pint into the bar keepers face. Not that it isn't a novel idea, I'm sure some truly lonely cunt will enjoy the company of a cat, if they can get a lead on it, and tie it to the nearest secure post, otherwise, cats are not the ideal choice of drinking mate. Please, leave the cats in the flat over the pub, and bring in some prossies as drinking buddies. I would bet the house take will increase a hundred fold with such a savvy business decision. Also hire a few rough lads to remove Frank, as he will burrow into the wood floors if left on his own too long. There's some shithole train station in some arse end of Japan that was about to be closed, the local station master did some shit with promoting the cat to Station Master and hey presto, big fucking tourist hotspot and they pay to have their photos with a mangy hairy cunt that hisses and spits at them.. (Neil.. down boy.. down!!...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 I still have not the faintest idea what this thread is about....drinking with cats....real cats or cats as in the 70s sense (cool cats). Do you take your own feline out with you or is one provided at the hostelry. It may be a cat themed pub with cat memorabilia and stuffed specimens but I just do not know. Is this some southern fad that has yet to reach Wolverhampton....what the fuck does it mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I still have not the faintest idea what this thread is about....drinking with cats....real cats or cats as in the 70s sense (cool cats). Do you take your own feline out with you or is one provided at the hostelry. It may be a cat themed pub with cat memorabilia and stuffed specimens but I just do not know. Is this some southern fad that has yet to reach Wolverhampton....what the fuck does it mean you and me both ... it's probably like these hoverboards and poncey coffee places that are all the rage in that london 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 34 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: you and me both ... it's probably like these hoverboards and poncey coffee places that are all the rage in that london What the fuck is this trend for coffee places? They're everywhere. What's the point of them, you can't even get a fucking beer in there, let alone a proper drink, and they are clogging up high street premises which could more usefully be employed as pubs. The world has gone mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 a work colleague complained about the inordinate wait to be served some fucking concoction or other in one of these places to receive the reply given with a straight face and not a hint of irony from the wimpering cunt behind the counter that "the wait is part of the experience" ... i shit you not . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Seems to be popular on the Orient. Probably appeals to the same people who watch tentacle porn, and dress like Brony Keith. I don't dress like Keith, but I did go to Nekobukuro the last time I went to Tokyo. It was a great place, lots of lovely cats to stroke and cuddle. I don't watch tentacle porn either - I read the fucking stuff Bill, can't beat a bit of hentai... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 6 minutes ago, yariman said: I don't dress like Keith, but I did go to Nekobukuro the last time I went to Tokyo. It was a great place, lots of lovely cats to stroke and cuddle. I don't watch tentacle porn either - I read the fucking stuff Bill, can't beat a bit of hentai... I dunno, as a masochistic pervert, I'm game for some tamakeri if you are , Yazzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 14 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: a work colleague complained about the inordinate wait to be served some fucking concoction or other in one of these places to receive the reply given with a straight face and not a hint of irony from the wimpering cunt behind the counter that "the wait is part of the experience" ... i shit you not . I'm a peaceful man colonel, and I'd like to think I'm also a reasonable one. But to me, that would warrant a stabbing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I dunno, as a masochistic pervert, I'm game for some tamakeri if you are , Yazzer. I've asked you before Decs, but are you sure you're not my old boss?? You told me you were in Jersey back then, but you're actually in Norfolk? He was a rampant perv too. Tamakeri... I'm a taker not a giver... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 6 minutes ago, yariman said: I've asked you before Decs, but are you sure you're not my old boss?? You told me you were in Jersey back then, but you're actually in Norfolk? He was a rampant perv too. Tamakeri... I'm a taker not a giver... I'm pretty sure it wasn't me, unless "he" ever asked whether it would be ok to cum over your feet whilst you were dressed as a Panda bear and breakdancing to hardcore Belgian trance. As for the tamakeri, I'm pretty sure you would be like most people who had ever met me. Infuriated at my utter cuntishness to the point that after five minutes in my company, all you will be able to think about is kicking me in the bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 5 hours ago, scotty said: I'm a peaceful man colonel, No you are not. Any man who wanks at the dining table is not at peace. Get a grip you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 We would never have had this kind of thing in Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: No you are not. Any man who wanks at the dining table is not at peace. Get a grip you cunt. That was only the once, and Michael Winner always got that "special sauce." I'll admit that Blumenthal wasn't too happy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 9 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: a work colleague complained about the inordinate wait to be served some fucking concoction or other in one of these places to receive the reply given with a straight face and not a hint of irony from the wimpering cunt behind the counter that "the wait is part of the experience" ... i shit you not . If a barman had said that in a pub in the old days, blood would have been spilt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If a barman had said that in a pub in the old days, blood would have been spilt. Exactly the point I made earlier, gypps. There's no excuse for that sort of behaviour, there wasn't then and there isn't now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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