Guest Snatch Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I work with a Muslim and he told me the other day he has the complete Koran on DVD. Just out of interest in the Koran,I asked him to burn me a copy. Fuck me,did it kick off then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Agreed. What is it that starts at calais? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 5 minutes ago, scotty said: What is it that starts at calais? Can you feel the ground trembling beneath your feet, Scotters? That's The Judge, his corpulent form shaking within the bowels of CC with self-righteous indignation and outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you feel the ground trembling beneath your feet, Scotters? That's The Judge, his corpulent form shaking within the bowels of CC with self-righteous indignation and outrage. I'm feeling more of an attack of the rick b's, to be honest deccs. Next stop, Deletion City. Please mind the gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 6 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm feeling more of an attack of the rick b's, to be honest deccs. Next stop, Deletion City. Please mind the gap. Can he do that now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: Can he do that now? Don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 The French president has said he'll destroy IS. Cameron says he'll review security. Wow! You don't fuck with Dave, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 22 minutes ago, MikeD said: .... Cameron says he'll review security..... ... and discuss an immediate increase in fees to G4S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 What he really means is he'll make a few half-arsed changes which will be totally ineffectual due to PC shit and human rights and hope to fuck nothing happens here as he knows we won't have a hope in fucking hell of coping with it if it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Close the borders and suspend the schengen agreement. Edited November 17, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Shengen schengen schmengen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Close the borders and suspend the shengen agreement. Or Cameron, "have what you want, just don't hurt me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Close the borders and suspend the shengen agreement. Ah... the wonders of being an island nation.... and not signing up to that stupid bollocks....!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Close the borders and suspend the schengen agreement. Fortunately, we don't have to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 6 hours ago, MikeD said: Or Cameron, "have what you want, just don't hurt me." I thought the pig said that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I keep hearing 'Close our borders' What have the Scots and the Welsh done to us? That's what I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 22 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: ... and discuss an immediate increase in fees to G4S And let more Islam cunts in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 6 hours ago, deebom said: I keep hearing 'Close our borders' What have the Scots and the Welsh done to us? That's what I want to know. I present to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 They had a serious, genuine discussion today on the Jeremy Vine show about the merits of using a nuclear weapon on ISIS. The authorities have come to the conclusion that their headquarters are in a particular town in Syria so some members of the public assume that if they drop a bomb there, problem solved. I don't know what shocked me most, the fact that there was an actual discussion on this or that it was on Jeremy Vine's programme. Usually that soppy cunt couldn't be controversial if you put a fucking gun to his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 11 minutes ago, MikeD said: They had a serious, genuine discussion today on the Jeremy Vine show about the merits of using a nuclear weapon on ISIS. The authorities have come to the conclusion that their headquarters are in a particular town in Syria so some members of the public assume that if they drop a bomb there, problem solved. I don't know what shocked me most, the fact that there was an actual discussion on this or that it was on Jeremy Vine's programme. Usually that soppy cunt couldn't be controversial if you put a fucking gun to his head. Jeremy Vine is exactly the kind of person who shouldn't have a radio show. An uninformed, reactionary cunt who gets other uninformed, reactionary cunts on to the show, so they can exchange uninformed, reactionary views at great length but in little depth. I'd swim 100 lengths behind a shitting hippo if it meant that odious man and his verminous listeners had their nationwide public platform removed. I know he has been nominated before, and he is worthy of every post in that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 10 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Jeremy Vine is exactly the kind of person who shouldn't have a radio show. An uninformed, reactionary cunt who gets other uninformed, reactionary cunts on to the show, so they can exchange uninformed, reactionary views at great length but in little depth. I'd swim 100 lengths behind a shitting hippo if it meant that odious man and his verminous listeners had their nationwide public platform removed. I know he has been nominated before, and he is worthy of every post in that thread. Exactly. Fuck knows how he got a job with the BBC. No....hang on a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 5 hours ago, DingTheReaper! said: I present to you... OTHO, the rest of the Kingdom has to endure the epitome of English manliness....... .....men with flowery bonnets and bells strapped to their legs while demonstrating a coordinated display of limp-wristed hankie waving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: OTHO, the rest of the Kingdom has to endure the epitome of English manliness....... .....men with flowery bonnets and bells strapped to their legs while demonstrating a coordinated display of limp-wristed hankie waving. Fuck all to do with me... that's the Cornish for you... fucking wierdos to a man... EDIT - Westminster... Southerners.... even fucking worse than the Scots..!!! Edited November 18, 2015 by DingTheRioja More truth!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 On 15 November 2015 at 02:10:25, southerncunt said: Bollocks. My point was, and will remain, that nowhere in the media is a wholesale, multi branch condemnation from someone high up in the faith. Of course I don't expect a phone call, so stop bleating that idiotic statement, numbnuts. There certainly has never been a Mullah come out here and denounce with any kind of conviction any of the lone wolf attacks we have had. Over there it may be different. But none of the media here, both left and right have reported anything of the sort. Only who claimed responsibility. Perhaps you can show me the muslims marching in the streets in their thousands denouncing this kind of violence? Cunt though he is, it is factually correct. Really, on basic tenets, if one were to ask - which set central to that faith were truest to "the companions of the Prophet", IS or the "modern" Muslims, it is assuredly IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 What about Paris Hilton, is she dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Paris Hilton, is she dead? I pray to Allah the next thing she swallows will be bleach, as opposed to spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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