Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Well Noakesy this Spotto is a bit of a lightweight , farts indeed. I on the other hand openly admitted on this forum that I soiled in a grand manner. That is called class. In my serious ale drinking days a long time ago I was known to follow through on the odd occasion. But the gutter level company I used to hang around with were usually impressed. Edited November 17, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Cunting spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: In my serious ale drinking days a long ime ago I was known to follow through on the odd occasion. But the gutter level company I used to hang around with were usually impressed. Were you friendly with Bill during your youth? If memory serves he is certainly a proud self-soiler. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Were you friendly with Bill during your youth? If memory serves he is certainly a proud self-soiler. No, but he wouild have steered well clear of me I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: In my serious ale drinking days a long time ago I was known to follow through on the odd occasion. But the gutter level company I used to hang around with were usually impressed. I believe there is a thriving niche market on the web, lapping up recordings of such behaviour. You should have capitalised on your trouser-pissing enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: My output consistently ranks up there with The Bard of Avon you fucking spunk trumpet. You missed a golden fucking opportunity there... 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Well Noakesy this Spotto is a bit of a lightweight , farts indeed. I on the other hand openly admitted on this forum that I soiled in a grand manner. That is called class. "class" maybe, but of what kind? 44 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: In my serious ale drinking days a long time ago I was known to follow through on the odd occasion. But the gutter level company I used to hang around with were usually impressed. I knew someone who used to piss himself almost every Friday or Saturday night... fucking disgrace he was.... No-one ever gave him a lift after 10.00pm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Erm.........It wasn't piss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Erm.........It wasn't piss! There is a niche market for that too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Erm.........It wasn't piss! Alfie.... enough already, mate. Please stop elaborating, there's a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 41 minutes ago, scotty said: Alfie.... enough already, mate. Please stop elaborating, there's a good lad. Just had to clear things up. I would never piss myself in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Just had to clear things up. I would never piss myself in public. ..and that makes you look much classier, than what you actually did..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 8 hours ago, DingTheReaper! said: ..and that makes you look much classier, than what you actually did..... I never said I had any class. That is something I have never tried to attain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 14 hours ago, Gurt said: I mustard-sharted in waitrose. Is that classy? That depends on your exact position at the time. Was it in the toilet or was it at the deli counter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: That depends on your exact position at the time. Was it in the toilet or was it at the deli counter? It was when the 5 things in my basket totalled up to £75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 4 minutes ago, Gurt said: It was when the 5 things in my basket totalled up to £75 Hopefully one of those 5 items was a litre of bleach you were planning on downing on the dismal bus journey back to young offenders centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Have any of you nerds ever seen " Carry on at Your Convenience", an early 70's classic? Ninety minutes of non-stop toilet gags with a healthy dose of union bashing. It may be 40 odd years old but the schoolboy humour, not to mention the political polemic, lives forever in the minds of the dull. I intend to show it to my servants as a special Christmas treat. May i suggest you do the same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Have any of you nerds ever seen " Carry on at Your Convenience", an early 70's classic? Ninety minutes of non-stop toilet gags with a healthy dose of union bashing. It may be 40 odd years old but the schoolboy humour, not to mention the political polemic, lives forever in the minds of the dull. I intend to show it to my servants as a special Christmas treat. May i suggest you do the same? I'm curious, did you EVER go outside and play as a child, or did you spend every waking moment in front of the tele, watching shit programmes that appeal to the lowest of the low in the orphanage and bedsits throughout your existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm curious, did you EVER go outside and play as a child, or did you spend every waking moment in front of the tele, watching shit programmes that appeal to the lowest of the low in the orphanage and bedsits throughout your existence? Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Harsh. But very probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Have any of you nerds ever seen " Carry on at Your Convenience", an early 70's classic? Ninety minutes of non-stop toilet gags with a healthy dose of union bashing. It may be 40 odd years old but the schoolboy humour, not to mention the political polemic, lives forever in the minds of the dull. I intend to show it to my servants as a special Christmas treat. May i suggest you do the same? Frank? Punkers? Who the fuck is who on this site... I feel a bit like Russian pilot... I seem to have lost track... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 On 11/23/2015, 9:16:28, Wizardsleeve said: I'm curious, did you EVER go outside and play as a child, or did you spend every waking moment in front of the tele, watching shit programmes that appeal to the lowest of the low in the orphanage and bedsits throughout your existence? Bedsits again Mad Dog? What is it with you and bedsits for fucks sake? I am impressed with the orphanage dig though ; the stigma of poverty traced all the way back to childhood. That's pretty good, especially from a feeble minded cretin such as your good self. My congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bedsits again Mad Dog? What is it with you and bedsits for fucks sake? I am impressed with the orphanage dig though ; the stigma of poverty traced all the way back to childhood. That's pretty good, especially from a feeble minded cretin such as your good self. My congratulations. Bedsit remarks are a staple, and must be kept at the ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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