Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 American firefighter Patrick Hardison has had the most extensive face transplant surgery ever. These are the days of miracle and wonder, sure enough. Better yet, Simon Weston has regained his status as the shiny card to hold in a game of Top Trumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: American firefighter Patrick Hardison has had the most extensive face transplant surgery ever. These are the days of miracle and wonder, sure enough. Better yet, Simon Weston has regained his status as the shiny card to hold in a game of Top Trumps. Better looking than Mrs Cockfingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Anyone ever tell him not to play with fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Reminds me of some of the photofits from crimewatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 6 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Reminds me of some of the photofits from crimewatch. I think it's some sort of card game ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Middle ones from x-files, last ones from the morgue. At least he's not ginger anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Imagine waking up to find they have given you Peter Sutcliffe's or Rolf Harris's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: American firefighter Patrick Hardison has had the most extensive face transplant surgery ever. These are the days of miracle and wonder, sure enough. Better yet, Simon Weston has regained his status as the shiny card to hold in a game of Top Trumps. I do not see why these sorry cunts are not just fitted with Darth Vader helmets which at least are imposing and cool, instead of looking like they've just been dug out of a glacier with a bunch of fucking tusks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Looks like Mr (jacket) Potato Head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Its brilliant what can be done now. Very brave man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Tragically sometimes this sort of experimental surgery can go wrong and the poor individuals are left disfigured and traumatised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: American firefighter Patrick Hardison has had the most extensive face transplant surgery ever. These are the days of miracle and wonder, sure enough. Better yet, Simon Weston has regained his status as the shiny card to hold in a game of Top Trumps. Resembles metamorphosis of Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Resembles metamorphosis of Michael Jackson. Or Broney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 He must have had a nice personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 12 minutes ago, Manky said: He must have had a nice personality. I would absolutely love it if you suffered third degree burns from the calor gas fire that you use to heat your wind-swept hovel. The irony of you potentially waking up after a face transplant with a black mans face would be delicious. Hopefully, your deep seated bigotry wouldn't allow you to live with yourself and you would then proceed to stab yourself to death upon regaining consciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I would absolutely love it if you suffered third degree burns from the calor gas fire that you use to heat your wind-swept hovel. The irony of you potentially waking up after a face transplant with a black mans face would be delicious. Hopefully, your deep seated bigotry wouldn't allow you to live with yourself and you would stab yourself to death upon regaining consciousness. Another unfounded accusation of racism. Xenophobia is more my line. It is not individuals but whole nations, nay, continents. So get fucked you rancid dangleberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Ah, forgive me, Manky. For a moment there I forgot that it was OK to hate an entire race of people, but it's not sporting to just hate the odd foreigner here or there. It's a mystery worthy of Poirot as to why you aren't a U.N. Goodwill ambassador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ah, forgive me, Manky. For a moment there I forgot that it was OK to hate an entire race of people, but it's not sporting to just hate the odd foreigner here or there. It's a mystery worthy of Poirot as to why you aren't a U.N. Goodwill ambassador. There is a precendent...I give you... ....Tony Blair.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Fuck that. I only admit to these things to keep certain dickheads happy that they have single handedly uncovered a Neo Nazi sleeper cell. Fucking pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 I saw this fella on the news. They didn't do a very god job did they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 8 hours ago, deebom said: I saw this fella on the news. They didn't do a very god job did they? It does look as though they produced their impressions of what it should look like using an Etch-a-Sketch......or Dali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I had the face of a mouse transplated on my cock, it looks like it's puking semolina when I cum :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 9 minutes ago, r-soles said: I had the face of a mouse transplated on my cock, it looks like it's puking semolina when I cum :-) It looks like it's been eating Nutella. Gay fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 On 18/11/2015, 17:07:19, Quincy Cockfingers said: It looks like it's been eating Nutella. Gay fucking cunt. 'Gay' ? I keep my fingers knuckle deep in minge, you're the one who likes to keep a grasp on cock (probably somebody else's!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 29 minutes ago, r-soles said: 'Gay' ? I keep my fingers knuckle deep in minge, you're the one who likes to keep a grasp on cock (probably somebody else's!) Fucking terrible. Fuck off back to the 6th form common room with that weak shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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