Neil Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 So,I thought I'd explore the option of using the train to get from Norwich to Liverpool instead of using the volvo,typed in the journey details and up comes the best price....... two hundred and eighty fucking six quid return?!!!!,where do you cunts get this from?,I booked a couple of return flights to Venice recently at under 39 quid a pop so how the fuck they think this is value for money I'll never fucking know,despite my 20 mpg I'll drive myself there you robbing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 15 minutes ago, neil298 said: So,I thought I'd explore the option of using the train to get from Norwich to Liverpool instead of using the volvo,typed in the journey details and up comes the best price....... two hundred and eighty fucking six quid return?!!!!,where do you cunts get this from?,I booked a couple of return flights to Venice recently at under 39 quid a pop so how the fuck they think this is value for money I'll never fucking know,despite my 20 mpg I'll drive myself there you robbing cunts. alright I will say it before any other cunt......the reason the train tickets are so expensive is related to the destination.....there is a high probability that you may have to return by train as you will be deprived of your car by the good citizens of Liverpool. That's if they are not still engaged in some kind of local mourning remembrance type occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 19 minutes ago, neil298 said: So,I thought I'd explore the option of using the train to get from Norwich to Liverpool instead of using the volvo,typed in the journey details and up comes the best price....... two hundred and eighty fucking six quid return?!!!!,where do you cunts get this from?,I booked a couple of return flights to Venice recently at under 39 quid a pop so how the fuck they think this is value for money I'll never fucking know,despite my 20 mpg I'll drive myself there you robbing cunts. Fucking hell! Have you got your own carriage and waiter service? Surely that's a mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 14 minutes ago, luke swarm said: alright I will say it before any other cunt......the reason the train tickets are so expensive is related to the destination.....there is a high probability that you may have to return by train as you will be deprived of your car by the good citizens of Liverpool. That's if they are not still engaged in some kind of local mourning remembrance type occasion. A real sparkling side-splitter. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 2 minutes ago, Cuntme sideways said: Try booking to Manchester then another from Manchester to dramapool they charge more for going through principal stations. Hope this helps the rail network are cunts of the highest order I would avoid this advice.....avoid at all costs Manchester....its full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: alright I will say it before any other cunt......the reason the train tickets are so expensive is related to the destination.....there is a high probability that you may have to return by train as you will be deprived of your car by the good citizens of Liverpool. That's if they are not still engaged in some kind of local mourning remembrance type occasion. There's a French police dog tragedy just crying out for a minutes silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 2 minutes ago, Frank. said: A real sparkling side-splitter. Idiot. ah the master of the imaginative put down returns......an excellent riposte Franks.....please may I have another as I am reeling with shock and may not survive another superbly crafted verbal onslaught....try "pile of shit" that always brings the house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 Manchester is a destination. Fuck travelling via Manchester Cunts of the world unite with real beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 Never trusted railways after saville told us in the seventies that "this is the age of the train". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Never trusted railways after saville told us in the seventies that "this is the age of the train". Obviously he meant trains under the age of 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 17 hours ago, luke swarm said: alright I will say it before any other cunt......the reason the train tickets are so expensive is related to the destination.....there is a high probability that you may have to return by train as you will be deprived of your car by the good citizens of Liverpool. That's if they are not still engaged in some kind of local mourning remembrance type occasion. That's a disgusting slur on the people of Liverpool Luke. Shame on you. They do not nick your car. Just the wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 17 hours ago, MikeD said: There's a French police dog tragedy just crying out for a minutes silence. Maybe we can have a minutes howling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 16 hours ago, MikeD said: Obviously he meant trains under the age of 16. Now then now then uhuhuhuhuhuhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 On Wed 18 Nov 2015 20:45:47, neil298 said: So,I thought I'd explore the option of using the train to get from Norwich to Liverpool instead of using the volvo,typed in the journey details and up comes the best price....... two hundred and eighty fucking six quid return?!!!!,where do you cunts get this from?,I booked a couple of return flights to Venice recently at under 39 quid a pop so how the fuck they think this is value for money I'll never fucking know,despite my 20 mpg I'll drive myself there you robbing cunts. Cheapest ticket is £62,25 according to the National Rail site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 In 1830, some scouse MP was run over and killed by a train and so became the world's first railway casualty. That is why all staff at Lime Street Station wear black armbands and the whole of Liverpool can't work due to the distress this still causes them only 185 years later. Now, new evidence has come to light implicating everyone except the daft cunt who was, allegedly, stood on the tracks, leading to calls for a £20 million pound, 2 year pointless enquiry to keep the scouse griefwhore gravytrain running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 On 11/18/2015, 12:45:47, neil298 said: So,I thought I'd explore the option of using the train to get from Norwich to Liverpool instead of using the volvo,typed in the journey details and up comes the best price....... two hundred and eighty fucking six quid return?!!!!,where do you cunts get this from?,I booked a couple of return flights to Venice recently at under 39 quid a pop so how the fuck they think this is value for money I'll never fucking know,despite my 20 mpg I'll drive myself there you robbing cunts. You don't know the half of it mate. According to the report of the Office of Rail Regulation (Feb 2015) the government paid out 4 billion to the rail companies in subsidies who then generously coughed up more than 200 million to their shareholders. How the fuck does that work? I'm thinking of starting up a cab firm. The taxpayer will pay for all my cars , their maintenance, petrol, insurance etc and the profit goes into my big fat wallet . Great plan don't you agree? I don't know if you bought a ticket that day, found some alternative means of transport or stayed at home in Carrotcruncherland. It doesn't really matter because , like the rest of us who never went near a train that day, you had your pockets robbed and your trousers pulled down. Ever felt like you are being mugged off every day of your fucking life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 On 21/11/2015 11:07:00, Manky said: In 1830, some scouse MP was run over and killed by a train and so became the world's first railway casualty. That is why all staff at Lime Street Station wear black armbands and the whole of Liverpool can't work due to the distress this still causes them only 185 years later. Now, new evidence has come to light implicating everyone except the daft cunt who was, allegedly, stood on the tracks, leading to calls for a £20 million pound, 2 year pointless enquiry to keep the scouse griefwhore gravytrain running. Maybe if Lord Palmerston had got it right and told the truth in the first place, instead of drinking mead and fine wines with Sir Robert Peel and Viscount Rothermere at The Army and Navy Club, this could all have been dealt with at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Maybe if Lord Palmerston had got it right and told the truth in the first place, instead of drinking mead and fine wines with Sir Robert Peel and Viscount Rothermere at The Army and Navy Club, this could all have been dealt with at the time Too busy repealing the fucking corn laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Too busy repealing the fucking corn laws. Yes - and killing east end prostitutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.