Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cillit Bang? Wasn't she that scouse singer who died recently? I thought that was Amy Winehouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought that was Amy Winehouse. I thought it was Sinead Cusack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 8 hours ago, Alfgarnett said: Bang! And the cunt is gone! Are you talking about yourself in the third person? That would be fantastic. Please never, ever post again on here, you shambolic, imbecilic arse nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 20 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you talking about yourself in the third person? That would be fantastic. Please never, ever post again on here, you shambolic, imbecilic arse nugget. If that's all you can come up with, you're getting soft in your old age... softer than your wife says you are anyway, I've seen stiffer jellyfish than your excuse for a prick, prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: If that's all you can come up with, you're getting soft in your old age... softer than your wife says you are anyway, I've seen stiffer jellyfish than your excuse for a prick, prick. It's easy to snipe other's efforts from the sidelines Ding. Step up, get your bollocks out on the table and give this new cunt what-for, or fuck off and top yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 26 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's easy to snipe other's efforts from the sidelines Ding. Step up, get your bollocks out on the table and give this new cunt what-for, or fuck off and top yourself! It's easy to snipe your efforts, from the sidelines or even 20 miles away.... ..and besides... there's enough other cunts to cunt this new cunt, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 09/12/2015, 23:59:37, Alfgarnett said: Bang! And the cunt is gone! Fuck off and die. Not even worthy of the effort you put into typing it. Take yourself to the garden centre, there you will find some weed killer, fertiliser and rat poison. Mix the weedkiller with the rat poison and save for later. Get the fertiliser and mix with diesel and seal tightly in a container. Get a good bonfire going and throw the container on it, stand close by while drinking the previously mixed cocktail. You flaccid, tiny organed oxygen thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck off and die. Not even worthy of the effort you put into typing it. Take yourself to the garden centre, there you will find some weed killer, fertiliser and rat poison. Mix the weedkiller with therat poison and save for later. Get the fertiliser and mix with diesel and seal tightly in a container. Get a good bonfire going and throw the container on it, stand close by while drinking the previously mixed cocktail. You flaccid, tiny organed oxygen thief. Have you ever considered taking up life coaching, Alf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Have you ever considered taking up life coaching, Alf? Damn, you sussed me! Alfie Noakes fuck off and die life coaching, end of life training and guard dog goading academy of idiocy at your service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 43 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Damn, you sussed me! Alfie Noakes fuck off and die life coaching, end of life training and guard dog goading academy of idiocy at your service. Do you have any testimonials from graduates? ...just askin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 21 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Do you have any testimonials from graduates? ...just askin'... There may have been a few, but they have little to say when I am finished with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 10/12/2015 01:02:58, Wizardsleeve said: I thought that was Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse was never alive was she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Amy Winehouse was never alive was she? If not, it would explain why she was able to carry on with the booze and drugs for so long, second only to Keith Richards, same complexion as Keith, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Back on topic, Enya is musical slush for waiting rooms and lifts. I would rather fill my ears with petrol and apply a match than listen to Enya ever again, perhaps she should sail away and drown in the fast flowing waters of her beloved Orinoco river. Root canal surgery without anaesthetic would be more pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 02/12/2015 18:54:05, camberwell gypsy said: Back on topic, Alfie? We'll have none of that nonsense, no place for that here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck off and die. Not even worthy of the effort you put into typing it. Take yourself to the garden centre, there you will find some weed killer, fertiliser and rat poison. Mix the weedkiller with the rat poison and save for later. Get the fertiliser and mix with diesel and seal tightly in a container. Get a good bonfire going and throw the container on it, stand close by while drinking the previously mixed cocktail. You flaccid, tiny organed oxygen thief. Slow down, Heisenberg. Fucking brainy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Enya's type of music, as well as the rest of the Brennan family (clannad), is usually listened to by old Irish people ( my parents love it), or middle class English people who believe that one of their ancestors may have been Irish or may have seen a map of Ireland and because of this believe they have found their inner paddy. Me? Enya's music as well as the rest of the Brennan clan is insipid shite as far as I'm concerned. Harry's game was bollocks as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 On 12/10/2015, 3:57:52, Bill Stickers said: It's easy to snipe other's efforts from the sidelines Ding. Any chance you might add something interesting or funny to one of your so called snipes you boring fucking cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Any chance you might add something interesting or funny to one of your so called snipes you boring fucking cunt? Don't say hurtful things that aren't true. You'll live to regret it. The day you finally man up and neck a pint of Mr Muscle, you'll spend your last hours profusely vomiting on the homeless hostel floor, all the while wishing you'd been nicer to poor old Bill. I only have your best interests at heart sleeve - I just can't stand seeing you remain such a comprehensive fucking cuntchop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Any chance you might add something interesting or funny to one of your so called snipes you boring fucking cunt? Obviously not, he's trying to "go upmarket" with Mr Muscle instead of the usual own label bleach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 It all seems a bit gay to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Enya's type of music, as well as the rest of the Brennan family (clannad), is usually listened to by old Irish people ( my parents love it), or middle class English people who believe that one of their ancestors may have been Irish or may have seen a map of Ireland and because of this believe they have found their inner paddy. Me? Enya's music as well as the rest of the Brennan clan is insipid shite as far as I'm concerned. Harry's game was bollocks as well .... and the bishops arse is well and truly kicked ... so it is .. to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 6 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: .... and the bishops arse is well and truly kicked ... so it is .. to be sure I dunno what the fuck you're talking about Colonel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 11 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Obviously not, he's trying to "go upmarket" with Mr Muscle instead of the usual own label bleach... Upmarket for an uphill gardener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dunno what the fuck you're talking about Colonel. I think it might be to do with Bishop Brennan and father Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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