Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 If it wasn't fucking depressing enough in the world just now. Just what we need, another pile of coma-inducing, self-indulgent, pretentious, up it's own arse, instrumental fucking wank with her doing the usual monotone fucking whining over the top of it. She still looks quite fit though, I would. Anyway......the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 New one?? Its the same as all the other shit she has done,just played backwards,sounds like a whale fart recorded on a kids toy,utter ear wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 It's just a load of screeching and wailing with the odd fucking pan pipe thrown in for good measure. Much the same as a recording of the noises emanating from Jazz's padded cell at Broadmoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Fuck me, I thought this cunt had given up on singing to join the "I couldn't sing or entertain or con fuckers to believe I have taken so I'll bring more dullards into the world" brigade! I suppose we can hope that those who buy and listen to the steaming pile of shit will feel inspired to hang themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I heard some Irish cunt had tried to top herself and my hopes rose, but it turns out it was only Sinead O'Connor. Still, it's better than no Irish cunt trying to top themselves I suppose. Enya's vocal output ranges from "humming bird beating its wings by a kazoo" up to "walrus farting into a didgeridoo". On which note (no pun intended) I just did an image search for "didgeridoo porn" and turned up a surprising number of results. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Stocking filler shite for those cunts that answer "What music do you like?" with "Oh I like everything, me." Monotonous aural-HIV for boring bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I heard some Irish cunt had tried to top herself and my hopes rose, but it turns out it was only Sinead O'Connor. Still, it's better than no Irish cunt trying to top themselves I suppose. Enya's vocal output ranges from "humming bird beating its wings by a kazoo" up to "walrus farting into a didgeridoo". On which note (no pun intended) I just did an image search for "didgeridoo porn" and turned up a surprising number of results. Who knew? I know that you're an undercover idolatrous dog, Baws, come out of the confession closet. We're all friends of Rome here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I know that you're an undercover idolatrous dog, Baws, come out of the confession closet. We're all friends of Rome here. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck me, I thought this cunt had given up on singing to join the "I couldn't sing or entertain or con fuckers to believe I have taken so I'll bring more dullards into the world" brigade! I suppose we can hope that those who buy and listen to the steaming pile of shit will feel inspired to hang themselves. Well that sorts out Fwank's and that poxy sheep's Christmas Prezzies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well that sorts out Fwank's and that poxy sheep's Christmas Prezzies I was clinging to the hope that Father Chrimbo would deliver a nice warm bed sit inferno to each of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Wooooo-wo-wo-do-wooooooooooooooooooo.......!!!!!!!!!!! Done. There... no need to buy it now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: 1 minute ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Wooooo-wo-wo-do-wooooooooooooooooooo.......!!!!!!!!!!! Done. There... no need to buy it now... That's Bjork isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 29 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Wooooo-wo-wo-do-wooooooooooooooooooo.......!!!!!!!!!!! Done. There... no need to buy it now... 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's Bjork isn't it? No... nearly, but not quite... I think you'll find Bjork is more of a;- Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Aiiiiiii-yyaaaaayyyy-----eeeeeeeeeYAAAAAAAA...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 58 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: No... nearly, but not quite... I think you'll find Bjork is more of a;- Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Aiiiiiii-yyaaaaayyyy-----eeeeeeeeeYAAAAAAAA...!!! That's he sound I make when I stub my toe on the bed leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's he sound I make when I stub my toe on the bed leg *no comment* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's he sound I make when I stub my toe on the bed leg Must be musical compared to my screaming, "ahh ya miserable fucking cunt, I'll melt you down and throw you into the fucking scrap bin, bastard fucking cocksucker!" My missus tries to cover her ears, but to no avail. Her brain is forever a burnt out wasteland of vile vocabulary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 3 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: No... nearly, but not quite... I think you'll find Bjork is more of a;- Dooooo-do-do-to-doooooooooooooooooooo....!!! Aiiiiiii-yyaaaaayyyy-----eeeeeeeeeYAAAAAAAA...!!! Cunt, paint a shimmering turd blue, it remains a shimmering turd, despite the Cunt that laid it painting it blue, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Cunt, paint a shimmering turd blue, it remains a shimmering turd, despite the Cunt that laid it painting it blue, cunt. someone's a bit tetchy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: someone's a bit tetchy.... Sorry, rude , and not that funny of me. I'll get the bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sorry, rude , and not that funny of me. I'll get the bleach It's become painfully apparent that you have some kind of natural, freakish immunity to bleach. Try polonium next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's become painfully apparent that you have some kind of natural, freakish immunity to bleach. Try polonium next time. Cillit Bang might do the trick? It's supposed to be so much better than most scum cleaners.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 20 hours ago, Decimus said: It's just a load of screeching and wailing with the odd fucking pan pipe thrown in for good measure. Much the same as a recording of the noises emanating from Jazz's padded cell at Broadmoor. He's in Broadmoor? So that's why Peter Sutcliffe has persuaded every gullible bastard that he's sane and wants a transfer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I always get Enya mixed up with that other group, Enigma who also churn out this mood music for brain dead red rimmed glasses wearing middle class, middle aged wankstains. The music played in the background at countless dinner parties down south by cunts who have other cunts as friends......I wonder what its like to attend one of these dinner parties....no cunt I know has ever been to one of these dinner parties unless its the same as getting pissed and sharing a takeaway vindaloo and chips in the kitchen whilst trying not to wake the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 03/12/2015 12:39:59, DingTheDoggie!! said: Cillit Bang might do the trick? It's supposed to be so much better than most scum cleaners.... Cillit Bang? Wasn't she that scouse singer who died recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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