Neil Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Loud mouth prick has just announced that hes cut up his labour card in protest of the bombing stance,I wonder if he's still got his membership card for the 'Pro domestic violence party'? Fucking gobby cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 That's a bit rich coming from him.. or maybe he thinks we should only bomb scandinavia because they're all blondes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Looks like the SNP are one girl-drubbing dogging-addicted nugatory fuckwit stronger then. The only reason his name is mentioned in pub quizzes is because he kicked a ball occasionally, in between kicking women of course, and he wasn't even very good at that. So forgive me if I don't give a solitary fuck about his political stance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Loved it when a Talksport listener rang him up and engaged him in chat about a wonder goal that had been scored and when the knob was waxing lyrical with the caller about the quality of the goal the caller said "Yes Stan,he hit that shot harder than you hit Ulrika"....cue a very awkward silence followed by a very hastily cued up advert back of the net! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Never heard of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 16 minutes ago, neil298 said: Loved it when a Talksport listener rang him up and engaged him in chat about a wonder goal that had been scored and when the knob was waxing lyrical with the caller about the quality of the goal the caller said "Yes Stan,he hit that shot harder than you hit Ulrika"....cue a very awkward silence followed by a very hastily cued up advert back of the net! Fucking hell, I'd have given anything to have heard that. Give that caller a fucking knighthood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Idiotic, loud-mouthed, ill-informed bastard who should be banned from saying anything more than "it was a game of two halves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) 27 minutes ago, neil298 said: Loved it when a Talksport listener rang him up and engaged him in chat about a wonder goal that had been scored and when the knob was waxing lyrical with the caller about the quality of the goal the caller said "Yes Stan,he hit that shot harder than you hit Ulrika"....cue a very awkward silence followed by a very hastily cued up advert back of the net! Thanks for reminding me of this. Fucking classic. Edited December 4, 2015 by nocti embedded the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 7 minutes ago, nocti said: Thanks for reminding me of this. Fucking classic. do people actually listen to this utter shite about football....some cunts are obviously making a very good living from spouting all this bollocks about a group of blokes kicking a ball around but I have to admit, its fascination baffles me. Anyway what this cunt believes or does not believe is not worthy of any meaningful comment other than to stipulate that he sounds like a right tit. That Ulrika has not aged very gracefully has she, being rogered senseless and facesplashed by a multitude of shallow stupid arseholes is not the key to eternal beauty apparently. Still would most certainly like to contribute something to help her facial complexion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: That Ulrika has not aged very gracefully has she, being rogered senseless and facesplashed by a multitude of shallow stupid arseholes is not the key to eternal beauty apparently. Still would most certainly like to contribute something to help her facial complexion. Perhaps Sven Goran Eriksson's spunk has the opposite effect to Oil of Olay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: That Ulrika has not aged very gracefully has she, being rogered senseless and facesplashed by a multitude of shallow stupid arseholes is not the key to eternal beauty apparently. Still would most certainly like to contribute something to help her facial complexion. Anyone foolish enough to believe that Vitamin S has a beneficial cosmetic effect really needs to take a long hard look at Kerry Katona. Fortunately, the world is full of slutty northern teenage chavs with a fondness for chips who are precisely that foolish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Anyone foolish enough to believe that Vitamin S has a beneficial cosmetic effect really needs to take a long hard look at Kerry Katona. At least the katona cunt still has both of her nostrils baws, unlike daniella westbrook. I'm sure neil would still fuck either of them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 10 minutes ago, scotty said: At least the katona cunt still has both of her nostrils baws, unlike daniella westbrook. I'm sure neil would still fuck either of them though. Either of her nostrils? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fortunately, the world is full of slutty northern teenage chavs with a fondness for chips who are precisely that foolish. That is northernist. I'll tell judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 15 minutes ago, Manky said: That is northernist. I'll tell judge. wouldn't do much good...I don't think he has any interest in slutty northern teenage chavs......his specialist sexual preferences are well documented here, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: wouldn't do much good...I don't think he has any interest in slutty northern teenage chavs......his specialist sexual preferences are well documented here, Well, he's a cunt then. I'll have to look after the North myself if my former hero won't help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 20 hours ago, Manky said: That is northernist. I'll tell judge. He won't give a flying fuck manky, he hates northerners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 56 minutes ago, scotty said: He won't give a flying fuck manky, he hates northerners. In that case he is a Southern puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 5 hours ago, Manky said: In that case he is a Southern puff. A mate once sent me a couple of cd's, he was from around your neck of the woods, wigan. The cunt addressed them to "southern softie". The postie had a fucking field day with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 22 minutes ago, scotty said: A mate once sent me a couple of cd's, he was from around your neck of the woods, wiga Fucking puffs. And cuntsunt addressed them to "southe.rn softie". The postie had a fucking field day with that. Wigan is a strange place.20 miles from the sea and it thinks it has a pier. All them men there dance around their handbahgs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 hours ago, Manky said: Wigan is a strange place.20 miles from the sea and it thinks it has a pier. All them men there dance around their handbahgs You're well read manky, referencing George Orwell. Good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 14 hours ago, Manky said: Wigan is a strange place.20 miles from the sea and it thinks it has a pier. All them men there dance around their handbahgs 11 hours ago, scotty said: You're well read manky, referencing George Orwell. Good lad. Sounds lilke he's using his Hyacinth Bucket telephone voice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 On 04/12/2015, 16:19:25, luke swarm said: wouldn't do much good...I don't think he has any interest in slutty northern teenage chavs......his specialist sexual preferences are well documented here, Well, he's a cunt then. I'll have to look after the North myself if my former hero won't help me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 41 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Sounds lilke he's using his Hyacinth Bucket telephone voice My not very smartphone is fucked. Won't delete so if I make an error it says as typed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 40 minutes ago, Manky said: My not very smartphone is fucked. Won't delete so if I make an error it says as typed. Well go and nick another one... lazy cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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