Guest nobgobbler Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: Thats where it got to. You can bin it,the batteries are probably dead by now anyway. Just checked it and the batteries are missing. Catwoman must have nicked em for her rampant rabbit. Still, I'm sure one or two cunts round here could find a use for the torch so I'll leave it in the CC charity box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: And if you're wondering where your umbrella from that night is Gobbler, I'm afraid that it's firmly esconced up The Judges arse. It's open as well, the great big, fat dirty perv. A good try to flush the big gay tosspot out Dex.....I fear that he may not return after the recent humiliations he has endured but do keep trying as I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 49 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Just checked it and the batteries are missing. Catwoman must have nicked em for her rampant rabbit. Still, I'm sure one or two cunts round here could find a use for the torch so I'll leave it in the CC charity box. I'm sure someone can make use of it. As for Catwoman nicking the batteries,she probably ate them the fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Emotive? Bill, do you even know what that means? That was as devoid of emotion as you are of thought. One doesn't necessarily have to fill a post with emotion, just to slate a fucking moron such as yourself. Get it straight, you poor, soppy cunt! A poor man's Fatty, and nothing more. The same catchphrase, the same attempts to share the limelight by sparring with Billy Big Bollocks, your intellectual superior. However, Fatty has been inducted into the CC Hall of Fame for his efforts, but nobody gives a fuck about you. Fucking boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: A good try to flush the big gay tosspot out Dex.....I fear that he may not return after the recent humiliations he has endured but do keep trying as I will. Give him time, it can't be easy typing with 12 aluminium spokes up your jaxie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Thats where it got to. You can bin it,the batteries are probably dead by now anyway. I'll wager its caked in shite and blood, to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Just had to suffer Mrs N's firms Christmas do,Yarmouth greyhound racing for fucks sake!,there were more dogs in the stands than on the fucking track,ho fucking ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Just had to suffer Mrs N's firms Christmas do,Yarmouth greyhound racing for fucks sake!,there were more dogs in the stands than on the fucking track,ho fucking ho! Bet you still managed to knock one out while you were there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 7 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: Bet you still managed to knock one out while you were there. That goes without saying, neil could crack one off to the diary of anne frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 2 minutes ago, scotty said: That goes without saying, neil could crack one off to the diary of anne frank. Young girl locked in a room, cant talk to anyone. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Cockney rhyming slang.........I'm off home for an Anne frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 49 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: Bet you still managed to knock one out while you were there. Got a boner on when my 9/2 romped home with a score on its bonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 2 hours ago, deebom said: Young girl locked in a room, cant talk to anyone. What's not to like? I posted a fairly sick joke about just that a few weeks ago db, but rick b deleted it on grounds of taste. ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Did you say that she couldn't talk because she had a cock in her gob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 5 hours ago, scotty said: That goes without saying, neil could crack one off to the diary of anne frank. I bet Jimmy Savile's copy had a few sticky pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 14 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: A poor man's Fatty, and nothing more. The same catchphrase, the same attempts to share the limelight by sparring with Billy Big Bollocks, your intellectual superior. However, Fatty has been inducted into the CC Hall of Fame for his efforts, but nobody gives a fuck about you. Fucking boring cunt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQLIU4ze0g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQLIU4ze0g It was about as funny as a close family member getting cancer the first time you posted a donkey video. Now you've posted a second one, it suggests to me that you spend most your time googling funny animal videos. This activity is usually the past time of grinning spastic invalids who went to school on the kind of bus where the windows never had to be cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: It was about as funny as a close family member getting cancer the first time you posted a donkey video. Now you've posted a second one, it suggests to me that you spend most your time googling funny animal videos. This activity is usually the past time of grinning spastic invalids who went to school on the kind of bus where the windows never had to be cleaned. You just don't get it. You keep BRAYING on and fucking on, like a mental fucking invalid screaming for more mashed apples. You sound like a complete fucking arse. So the braying donkey is a hint for you, since the written word seems to be beyond your comprehension. Take the hint, Bill. Fuck off, and neck some bleach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 35 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You just don't get it. You keep BRAYING on and fucking on, like a mental fucking invalid screaming for more mashed apples. You sound like a complete fucking arse. So the braying donkey is a hint for you, since the written word seems to be beyond your comprehension. Take the hint, Bill. Fuck off, and neck some bleach! See if you can go a whole day without mentioning me. Just give it a go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 13 December 2015 at 09:50:41, Wizardsleeve said: I'm not quite sure what happened, but my darling bride has committed us to a holiday to do Tuesday. I just took her an extra blanket to fight off the night's cold in the car. Maybe she'll learn this time, the open gobbed cunt. You should both commit suicide instead, it'll be a better laugh than having to bear each others awful chat for 2 weeks solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should both commit suicide instead, it'll be a better laugh than having to bear each others awful chat for 2 weeks solid. Have you gotten the blood stains out of your trousers yet, or will you just go to the pound store and steal a new pair? I hope the store security bloke catches you and kills you with a choke hold. Have a nice day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: See if you can go a whole day without mentioning me. Just give it a go? See if you can neck a liter of bleach every hour for a day. Just give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 14/12/2015 at 4:57 PM, Wizardsleeve said: See if you can neck a liter of bleach every hour for a day. Just give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: You allow your children to view this board? You are an unfit parent, and your children should be taken into protective custody whilst you take daily furious arse poundings from fat hairy, cerebrally stunted cunts who laugh hysterically at those faces you make whilst bent at waist. In other words, your typical Saturday evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You allow your children to view this board? You are an unfit parent, and your children should be taken into protective custody whilst you take daily furious arse poundings from fat hairy, cerebrally stunted cunts who laugh hysterically at those faces you make whilst bent at waist. In other words, your typical Saturday evening. My children have matured past the point of being amused by stale, repetetive, boring prose, so they would instantly reject the oppurtunity to read the majority of the fucking shit you continually choose to espouse. Change the fucking record for fuck sake, I don't like to see a grown man embarrasing himself trying to verbally spar with his intellectual superiors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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