Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 What a cunt 'canned laughter ' is. Two programmes last night were full of the shit, David Jason's crap about a bunch of thick northern cunts which would have actually made me laugh if his shop was flooded. Then there was Nan Tate , good wholesome southern entertainment totally ruined by the same shit , plus a big headed dwarf trying to remember his lines. Next thing will be that cunt Quincy cocksucker adding the shit to his poor ,padded out, offerings to encourage us to see them as funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: What a cunt 'canned laughter ' is. Two programmes last night were full of the shit, David Jason's crap about a bunch of thick northern cunts which would have actually made me laugh if his shop was flooded. Then there was Nan Tate , good wholesome southern entertainment totally ruined by the same shit , plus a big headed dwarf trying to remember his lines. Next thing will be that cunt Quincy cocksucker adding the shit to his poor ,padded out, offerings to encourage us to see them as funny. Most programmes on tv nowadays have no option but to have canned laughter. If they were waiting for genuine laughs we'd have more chance of an Applescruff post without mentioning fucking cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Comedy is meant to reflect life, finding humour in everyday things, or so I am told. Cut out the middle man and for a real healthy laugh just wait for some cunt getting run down or a real plane crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 5 minutes ago, Manky said: for a real healthy laugh just wait for some cunt getting run down or a real plane crash. what , like Frank ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Even worse than the canned laughter, is the happy clappy shows, such as Strictly cunts dancing, family fortunes, where the audience is forced to engage in this noisy cuntery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 11 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Even worse than the canned laughter, is the happy clappy shows, such as Strictly cunts dancing, family fortunes, where the audience is forced to engage in this noisy cuntery. At least with Strictly* you get to see some skimpy dresses, tight arses and toned legs flouncing around in mid air.... The girls I mean...the girls... * Just remember the Mute button... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 38 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: At least with Strictly* you get to see some skimpy dresses, tight arses and toned legs flouncing around in mid air.... The girls I mean...the girls... * Just remember the Mute button... Ah you've seen my tambourine dance then? If I'd known I'd have put some knickers on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah you've seen my tambourine dance then? If I'd known I'd have put some knickers on. Couldn't really see anything, Gyps. That fur covering is knitting itself into an insulated garment. If you like, I can help sort it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah you've seen my tambourine dance then? If I'd known I'd have put some knickers on. Seen it, filmed it, "added value" to it, and sold it down the market.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Seen it, filmed it, "added value" to it, and sold it down the market.... Ah it's good to be back in the film business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 10 hours ago, witheredscrote said: What a cunt 'canned laughter ' is. Two programmes last night were full of the shit, David Jason's crap about a bunch of thick northern cunts which would have actually made me laugh if his shop was flooded. Then there was Nan Tate , good wholesome southern entertainment totally ruined by the same shit , plus a big headed dwarf trying to remember his lines. Next thing will be that cunt Quincy cocksucker adding the shit to his poor ,padded out, offerings to encourage us to see them as funny. Whenever I see a new nomination from Withers, I'm filled with the kind of excitement that only an overcast Sunday afternoon in Slough can match. Fucking terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah you've seen my tambourine dance then? If I'd known I'd have put some knickers on. That explains a lot, I thought the noise was the tambourine rattling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Whenever I see a new nomination from Withers, I'm filled with the kind of excitement that only an overcast Sunday afternoon in Slough can match. Fucking terrible. Bill, this cunt Withers is the worst sort of spineless nematode imaginable. When one clocks that flag icon of his, it might as well be a rainbow for all the faggot-nuances it carries, and I don't mean greenpeace, rather, other men's ringpieces. Theres something so base and seedy about the cunt that any dealings with him, no matter how indirect, leave one with a bad taste in the mouth, not as bad as the fecal/jizz notes in his, but fucking approaching it. What a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Forget canned laughter, how about the false smiling weather girls. The leader of the widest false smile has to belong to bbc breakfast Carol Kirkwood. The false grinning idiot talks about hurricanes and floods looking like the Cheshire cat. If the camera cuts early she looks a proper misery then hey presto it's all teeth. Gordon Brown was also a false smiling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 You can buy laughter in cans? I don't suppose they do one with sausages do they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 That's beans and sausages, they make a similar noise though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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