Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) Suits you sir. Mmmmatron. Oooh! - you go up the garden path and I'll take the back door! Oooh! Fucking oooooh, you cunts you. Something terrible has happened to the good old fashioned British woofter in the intervening years between Ken Williams and this Nortonian epoch, and I don't mean Bad AIDS. I mean those that talk and act like your shrill, drunken auntie who doesn't get any. This isn't a homophobic rant, no siree, but why oh why do so many of these awful gay cunts affect such ridiculous daft old wimmen airs and high, effeminate, nasal intonations, when it is other bent blokes they ride and seek to attract - not - men who are into silly old raucous aunties, if not the aunties themselves. Back in my dads day, a proper queen was a hilarious day to day fixture in drag, belting out innuendos left right and centre, and everything was totally clear, above board and right out in the open. This cunt would like to politely suggest that if the current crop of fruit cannot be as fucking hilarious as Stephen Fry himself, they should jolly well better go round my aunties and give her an absolute fucking anal pounding. Edited January 7, 2016 by Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm free Quincy,You silly goose! lets face the fact that you have secret homosexual fantasies where Julian Clary operates you like sooty while you wear shit 60's glasses and pretend to be an Australian septuagenarian in a sequin dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Gurt said: I'm free Quincy,You silly goose! lets face the fact that you have secret homosexual fantasies where Julian Clary operates you like sooty while you wear shit 60's glasses and pretend to be an Australian septuagenarian in a sequin dress. Southerncunt , you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 All of those antipodean 'fellas' are borderline homos. I've seen neighbours and home and away and the only semi straight one was Alf from the coffee shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: All of those antipodean 'fellas' are borderline homos. I've seen neighbours and home and away and the only semi straight one was Alf from the coffee shop Bloke feels like a flamin' gala ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Flamin gay lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Flamin gay lord Oh, Quinthy, you thimply are a perfect beathtt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: Flamin gay lord Gurt, desist! Before posting anything further I'd note this post is titled 2 gay cunts, and here we are, skipping hand in hand alone at 6am through downtown San fucking Francisco I need to say this before some smart cunt notices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 I hope someone goes in dry January on you Quincy. I liked your yacht shite, by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Well, well, well, this is cozy isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Get a room you pair of filthy, felching faggots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt, desist! Before posting anything further I'd note this post is titled 2 gay cunts, and here we are, skipping hand in hand alone at 6am through downtown San fucking Francisco I need to say this before some smart cunt notices. Zoltar sees all, knows all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Oooo you are awful, but I like you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 You've almost got to admire Jimmy Somerville, that early trailblazer of this current genre. He must have had balls the size of watermelons to be a stereotypically balding, ginger-bearded, flamboyant, falsetto-voiced mincer in Glasgow in the eighties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Southerncunt , you mean. Says one whose avatar is muscleman and an androgenous Jamaican. However, I am touched you are thinking of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 It seems to me that a large number of members on this site prefer to use the main sewer of the human body as a playground. Well, fuck off back to your Justin Bieber CD's you cunts. Wait till the caliphate arrives. It won't be safe to walk past a multi-storey car park without being twatted by a falling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Gurt said: I hope someone goes in dry January on you Quincy. I liked your yacht shite, by the way I felt it attracted well undue slating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: Well, well, well, this is cozy isn't it? Gurt! This is a fine pickle you've got us into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 15 hours ago, Decimus said: Get a room you pair of filthy, felching faggots. Good alliteration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt! This is a fine pickle you've got us into. In fairness to Gurt, you are as much to blame Quincy, you dopey cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: In fairness to Gurt, you are as much to blame Quincy, you dopey cunt Aye. I stumbled into it with my bags round my ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: In fairness to Gurt, you are as much to blame Quincy, you dopey cunt Talking about rampant faggots, where is that piece of shit Stickers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Aye. I stumbled into it with my bags round my ankles. If a girl bangs ten men in a year, she's a slut. If Quincy does it... he's gay, definitely gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If a girl bangs ten men in a year, she's a slut..... Oh shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh shit. I knew it..dirty bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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