Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Oil prices dipped below 30 dollars a barrel briefly yesterday with many experts predictions stating the price will end up nearer 20 dollars a barrel. In 2014 the cost was 115 dollars a barrel and prices at the pump were around £1.36 , the greedy cunts are still charging £1.03 now . Not heard any criticism or protests from Joe public. In fact people are happy with the price, stupid cunts. Mrs C's outfit is contracted by BP for some IT shite, and they called the other day to ask if the fee could be reduced in light of the above. Fucking unbelievable brass neck cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I just fill up the Range Rover. I've never really looked at the price. As long as it's full I can get to the pub,one of my golf clubs or a shoot. I bagged a magnificent hare the other day which is hanging at the moment and I'm go to jug it tomorrow. If any of you jug a hare make sure you use fresh juniper berries and not the dried or packet versions. This will prevent your hare from tasting cheap and nasty. If you have any leftover ( hares are huge) take it to your local Salvation Army food hall, having told them it's chicken and lob it into the soup. The down and outs will be awfully grateful and won't notice the difference anyway ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I just fill up the Range Rover. I've never really looked at the price. As long as it's full I can get to the pub,one of my golf clubs or a shoot. I bagged a magnificent hare the other day which is hanging at the moment and I'm go to jug it tomorrow. If any of you jug a hare make sure you use fresh juniper berries and not the dried or packet versions. This will prevent your hare from tasting cheap and nasty. If you have any leftover ( hares are huge) take it to your local Salvation Army food hall, having told them it's chicken and lob it into the soup. The down and outs will be awfully grateful and won't notice the difference anyway ! Jugged hare is rank. Congealed in aspic, fucking disgusting shit from pre refrigerator days. Being "jugged" sounds like a medieval glassing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: I just fill up the Range Rover. I've never really looked at the price. As long as it's full I can get to the pub,one of my golf clubs or a shoot. I bagged a magnificent hare the other day which is hanging at the moment Hopefully it's only a matter of time before you "Brian Harvey" yourself under the wheels of your gay dogging mobile. I'd also like to recommend that you cut the hare out of the equation and just hang yourself instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Jugged hare is rank. Congealed in aspic, fucking disgusting shit from pre refrigerator days. Being "jugged" sounds like a medieval glassing anyway. I thought Pamela Anderson was "jugged". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 People who complain about the price of petrol drive too much. I spend £30 a month on petrol. Anything less than a few miles away, like work, I use my bike. Petrol's 99p a litre here too, so filled it to the brim yesterday. Should last me a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Of course we could always start charging road tax for cyclists. Tax the lycra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Hopefully it's only a matter of time before you "Brian Harvey" yourself under the wheels of your gay dogging mobile. I'd also like to recommend that you cut the hare out of the equation and just hang yourself instead. From memory I think that young scamp Brian fucked that up as well. I think it would be better all round if spunky does a Rod Hull instead, or a Marc Bolan to stay on the car theme. And Spunky if you can make it a bridge support rather than a tree. I like trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Four bedrooms... for 5 kids and 2 adults. Your kids share bedrooms? Isn't that officially classed as child abuse down sarf? Shovel on more dogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Just now, Properkhunt said: Mrs Properkhunt and I share a room too, not that I would fucking know. Well, that's just pre-empted my next humorous riposte. I'll have to move straight on to tired clichés about Paddys breeding like rabbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: At Properkhunt hovel we have oil fired heating, or kerosene to be correct. At the moment I am laughing my tits off. I will spend less than £350 to heat my house and hot water in 12 months. Four bedrooms, conservatory and double length garage, hot water for 5 kids and 2 adults. If you ask Centrica or British Gas or whatever the cunts are called, they want at least 3K to connect the property to the gas main. Add to that a new boiler, all the inconvenience of locating it and cosmetic repairs plus the environmental disposal of the oil tank you won't get change out of 5k. Some cunts will get a gas bill per quarter of £350. Even when the oil was up at over $120 per barrel it was still cheaper to heat using kerosene. 5 children? Are you a catholic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: 5 children? Are you a catholic ? You horrendous, fucking nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: You horrendous, fucking nonce. You regurgitated lump of hyena placenta . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 You say “kidney dialysis”, I say “spare bedroom”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Mrs Properkhunt is a sweaty, NOT a sweetie So...a sweaty khunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 50 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: At Properkhunt hovel we have oil fired heating, or kerosene to be correct. At the moment I am laughing my tits off. I will spend less than £350 to heat my house and hot water in 12 months. Four bedrooms, conservatory and double length garage, hot water for 5 kids and 2 adults. If you ask Centrica or British Gas or whatever the cunts are called, they want at least 3K to connect the property to the gas main. Add to that a new boiler, all the inconvenience of locating it and cosmetic repairs plus the environmental disposal of the oil tank you won't get change out of 5k. Some cunts will get a gas bill per quarter of £350. Even when the oil was up at over $120 per barrel it was still cheaper to heat using kerosene. my last house ran on heating fuel......I found it very expensive until I discovered that aviation fuel is except for some antifreeze additive exactly the same as heating kerosene. As I was in the trade and had access to this abundant resource......I enjoyed unlimited hot water/heat for eight years until we moved. I understand that kerosene will work well in diesel cars as well as long as they have no turbocharger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: my last house ran on heating fuel......I found it very expensive until I discovered that aviation fuel is except for some antifreeze additive exactly the same as heating kerosene. As I was in the trade and had access to this abundant resource......I enjoyed unlimited hot water/heat for eight years until we moved. I understand that kerosene will work well in diesel cars as well as long as they have no turbocharger. Why don't you get an Aga ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Why don't you get an Aga ? why don't you get a real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Why don't you get an Aga ? Do, do, do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Do, do, do! your coat awaits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: why don't you get a real life. Buy an Aga then stick your head in it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: your coat awaits I don't know why he's taken it off today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I thought Pamela Anderson was "jugged". Am I the only one who thought she was fucking horrible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Buy an Aga then stick your head in it . Shall I get it installed first or does one do this at the showroom. strange custom but hey ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Shall I get it installed first or does one do this at the showroom. strange custom but hey ho. Buy your own then do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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