Neil Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Especially the ones who fly out and smash 80 quids worth of wing mirror,well fuck you you little feathered cunt,I will enjoy plucking you and fucking you up the arse with a parsnip and drowning you in a sweet jus and washing you down with a nice chianti before shitting your horrible guts out tomorrow.Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, neil298 said: Especially the ones who fly out and smash 80 quids worth of wing mirror,well fuck you you little feathered cunt,I will enjoy plucking you and fucking you up the arse with a parsnip and drowning you in a sweet jus and washing you down with a nice chianti before shitting your horrible guts out tomorrow.Cunt! I think it's fair to say the Pheasant was pretty nonplussed with this whole deal too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 When I still lived at mummykins' and drove to Harrogate for work, I used to go through 2 headlights per winter minimum, when the local scrappie saw me coming in the yard he'd just point vaguely in a direction and shout "Polo" or "Golf" etc since he knew what I was after and for what car.. Still... headlights were a £3 a pop and the pheasants cost more at the butchers... That car had feathers stuck in the windscreen rubber at the top for about 5 years, I'd hit a sparrow or something at 90, BANG! and a fucking huge cloud of feathers looked like a James Bond smokescreen behind me on the road.... could never get them out even with a pallet knife... forced the fuckers miles up there... (neil.. no...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I thought the nom was dopey fucking peasants and David Cameron had joined the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 What do you expect: It is a wing mirror! I'll get me headscarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Pheasant is an acquired taste ..... To many bones in it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you expect: It is a wing mirror! I'll get me headscarf I wish I'd said that. Fuck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: I wish I'd said that. Fuck!! You can have it then. Go on, spoil yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You can have it then. Go on, spoil yourself! No, don't want sloppy seconds. For a change.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Pheasant is an acquired taste ..... To many bones in it for me. One does have to be a certain class of person to enjoy this bird , does one not ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: One does have to be a certain class of person to enjoy this bird , does one not ? I don't know..... I've eaten it since I was a kid..... If it's put in front of me I'll eat it but I wouldn't choose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I don't know..... I've eaten it since I was a kid..... If it's put in front of me I'll eat it but I wouldn't choose it. You're leaving yourself wide open there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I don't know..... I've eaten it since I was a kid..... If it's put in front of me I'll eat it but I wouldn't choose it. To be honest I 've never gone a bundle on it . Too rich and to much fucking about to get a mouthful . Here this time of year the markets are selling lots of quail. Now that is a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: You're leaving yourself wide open there! Care to explain what you mean by Wide open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Care to explain what you mean by Wide open? I'm not sure myself now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I like it, however I think I probably prefer grouse... ...........although if the Crab and Lobster are watching... SOAK THE FUCKING SHOT OUT OF IT FIRST YOU CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I'm not too fucking keen on them myself but this cunt is mine and Ill have great pleasure in turning him into a 6" long turd for what he did,the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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