colonelkurtz Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 apparently a 10 year old lad in east lancs prompted a visit from the rozzers after his school teacher reported his innocently mistaken description of his home as a terrorist house . silly boy ... should just have used estate agent twat talk and said he lived in a bijou victorian town house , close to all amenities blah ,blah, blah .. then he could have avoided the trauma caused by a visit from the rozzers and any compensation claim by the fami ..... oh ! .. hang on a minute ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: apparently a 10 year old lad in east lancs prompted a visit from the rozzers after his school teacher reported his innocently mistaken description of his home as a terrorist house . silly boy ... should just have used estate agent twat talk and said he lived in a bijou victorian town house , close to all amenities blah ,blah, blah .. then he could have avoided the trauma caused by a visit from the rozzers and any compensation claim by the fami ..... oh - hang on a minute !! Probably more terrorist houses than we realise. Oops, racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Seeing his relative on the news, demanding apologies for every fucker and probably after tons of compensation, the little fucker was probably telling the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 29 minutes ago, Manky said: Seeing his relative on the news, demanding apologies for every fucker and probably after tons of compensation, the little fucker was probably telling the truth. Oh yes, you can be sure that this particular tit will be milked fucking dry for all they can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 I wondered why the old bill jumped me when I was in the home Ware shop and said I was a fan of summer bed linen I'll get my duvet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 18 minutes ago, neil298 said: I wondered why the old bill jumped me when I was in the home Ware shop and said I was a fan of summer bed linen I'll get my duvet I think you need to explain that one before teh taxi arrives...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I think you need to explain that one before teh taxi arrives...? You know its shit when you have to explain it and I apologise but here goes........Osama bin laden Told ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 12 minutes ago, neil298 said: You know its shit when you have to explain it and I apologise but here goes........Osama bin laden Told ya! Wish I'd never fucking asked!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 38 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Wish I'd never fucking asked!!!!!!! Fucking hell Ding even I got that one, not that it really can mecca difference. How much was the minibus last time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Ding even I got that one, not that it really can mecca difference. How much was the minibus last time? If it doesn't have "I'm a fucking joke" written in large block capitals..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 If the cunt lived in a bungalow none of this would have happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Is it a council house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If the cunt lived in a bungalow none of this would have happened. Same shit with Anne Frank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: Is it a council house? no ... that's where city play .. coat please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 8 hours ago, MikeD said: Probably more terrorist houses than we realise. Oops, racist! Judge! JUUUDGE! There's someone being racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Good job he didn't live in a haunted (whore) house. Social services would have had a field day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Good job he didn't live in a haunted (whore) house. Social services would have had a field day. you'll all have heard about the dyslexic pimp then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: you'll all have heard about the dyslexic pimp then ? No. Is he a CC member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 5 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: you'll all have heard about the dyslexic pimp then ? Or the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. I'm on my way to the cloakroom.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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