cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 I wish David Beckham and his twiglet spouse would get lost in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: If I wanted to spend a month in a barren, frozen wasteland, I'd climb kangaroo style into Mrs D's knickers. Plenty have perished having been there 'ol son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, LifeHater said: Yes, The Royal Cunts, Harry and William have expressed their sadness now. They must be devastated, posh cliquey cunts Didn't Harry do something similar recently? Well, when I say he did it, he was probably choppered in for a photo on the ice and whisked away again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently Bear Grylls and St. David Beckham have both added their tributes. Couldn't get any worse could it? Beckham was heard to say 'So sad to hear of this man dying on an articulated lorry. Did he fall off and hit his head?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Man wanders around in the snow on his own at the South Pole and dies. Quelle surfuckingprise! If he was on his own how does anyone know he died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 How much of a complete dribbling spastic, do you have to be, to try and walk across the Antartctic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If I wanted to spend a month in a barren, frozen wasteland, I'd climb kangaroo style into Mrs D's knickers. Make sure you don breathing apparatus before attempting that fishy crevasse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mike I like you, I really do. But what you just said there was really boring and pointless. Try a bit better next time. Gyps, if you had added, "a lot" after "I like you..." you would have been cunted harshly as being a Frank sock puppet. I'm so glad you didn't, because I like you, a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Snatch said: If he was on his own how does anyone know he died? Good point. Like "If a tree falls in a forest and nobody's around, how does anybody know that it sounded like".........I think. Where's my red hooded cloak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 what is it with this country when some posh cunt or cuntess completes some fucking ok yaah jolly [ whilst not forgetting to tag on some charidee appeal ] - the tv and press have a wank fest ? ..while nhs staff , coppers and the armed forces are expected to wade through a sea of shit and worse on a daily basis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 3 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: what is it with this country when some posh cunt or cuntess completes some fucking ok yaah jolly [ whilst not forgetting to tag on some charidee appeal ] - the tv and press have a wank fest ? ..while nhs staff , coppers and the armed forces are expected to wade through a sea of shit and worse on a daily basis. don't forget the poor cunts who had to risk their lives picking up the dozy cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, if you had added, "a lot" after "I like you..." you would have been cunted harshly as being a Frank sock puppet. I'm so glad you didn't, because I like you, a lot! Nobody likes me 'a lot'. Or at all really....bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 48 minutes ago, MikeD said: Nobody likes me 'a lot'. Or at all really....bastards. Bastards, bastards, you're all copying bastards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Nobody likes me 'a lot'. Or at all really....bastards. On this site, any bloke who likes another bloke, "a lot" is probably a fucking poof. When Frank returns, he'll confirm that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Someone I know explained to me what a noble and honourable chap this daft sod was for dying horribly in the antarctic in the name of Charity. What a mad cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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