Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 You know the type. Usually past their prime, and no one looks at them with anything other than pity when they are drudging around the supermarket with their screaming kids in tow. Their bodies are sagging and the stretch marks criss-cross their tired old carcasses. All they want is a bit of attention, so they turn to exposing themselves to complete strangers online. Usually their husbands are of a perverted ilk themselves, and once on board they actively encourage their spouse in their delusions. The husbands are likely to take pleasure in the thought of other men looking at their used goods. It doesn't matter that the only people who can get a thrill out of staring at the slightly sad form of a past it middle aged mother are sexually frustrated, virginal deviants. He will goad said Weirdo's online with ever more lurid tales of the things they are doing to spice up their sex life. It all reeks of a desperate attempt on their behalf to add a spark back to a relationship that died along with the wife's figure at 23. The whole sordid affair is almost too sad to comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: You know the type. Usually past their prime, and no one looks at them with anything other than pity when they are drudging around the supermarket with their screaming kids in tow. Their bodies are sagging and the stretch marks criss-cross their tired old carcasses. All they want is a bit of attention, so they turn to exposing themselves to complete strangers online. Usually their husbands are of a perverted ilk themselves, and once on board they actively encourage their spouse in their delusions. The husbands are likely to take pleasure in the thought of other men looking at their used goods. It doesn't matter that the only people who can get a thrill out of staring at the slightly sad form of a past it middle aged mother are sexually frustrated, virginal deviants. He will goad said Weirdo's online with ever more lurid tales of the things they are doing to spice up their sex life. It all reeks of a desperate attempt on their behalf to add a spark back to a relationship that died along with the wife's figure at 23. The whole sordid affair is almost too sad to comprehend. You are very knowledgeable on this matter. Anyway, I think it's fair enough, even middle aged housewives need their back doors smashed in now and again, it's not just young lithe minxes who need their back doors smashed in you know. Maybe you should be smashing Mrs Ds back doors in a bit more rather checking out these amateur sluts next door and wasting all that spunk into the keyboard, then she probably wouldn't act the cunt all the time. Anyway, what's this shite about housewife bints losing their shit at 23? Get to fuck, perspective you cunt, I'm not far off 40 and Mrs C is only a couple years younger. 2 kids (cut out not snatch shat) and she's tidy. I'm sorry, but the only birds who have not kept their shit tolerable past the young age of 23, are fat ugly slobs who need put on a cocaine diet and have that slob fat fucked off them 24/7 till their decent again. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Their bodies are sagging and the stretch marks criss-cross their tired old carcasses. All they want is a bit of attention, so they turn to exposing themselves to complete strangers online. Usually their husbands are of a perverted ilk themselves, and once on board they actively encourage their spouse in their delusions. stop all this nonsense and get those pictures public...failing that would you PM me them as I liked the bench/gusset shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 I've seen hundreds of these leather skinned trogs congregating in Yates Wine Lodge on Saturday nights in Bolton. It reminds me of Band of Gold except the prossies had more self respect. Buy one of these old slags a blue WKD she will happily suck your balls dry in the gents toilet after being rigourously sodomised by your mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You are very knowledgeable on this matter. Anyway, I think it's fair enough, even middle aged housewives need their back doors smashed in now and again, it's not just young lithe minxes who need their back doors smashed in you know. Maybe you should be smashing Mrs Ds back doors in a bit more rather checking out these amateur sluts next door and wasting all that spunk into the keyboard, then she probably wouldn't act the cunt all the time. Anyway, what's this shite about housewife bints losing their shit at 23? Get to fuck, perspective you cunt, I'm not far off 40 and Mrs C is only a couple years younger. 2 kids (cut out not snatch shat) and she's tidy. I'm sorry, but the only birds who have not kept their shit tolerable past the young age of 23, are fat ugly slobs who need put on a cocaine diet and have that slob fat fucked off them 24/7 till their decent again. Amen. For fuck sake, Quincy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Have you cunts been round my house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Have you cunts been round my house? Why, are their footprints in the butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: stop all this nonsense and get those pictures public...failing that would you PM me them as I liked the bench/gusset shot. Good to see you back and on the ball, Lukers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: For fuck sake, Quincy. What? Just click "like". What's not to like? I wasn't really thinking what I was typing as I was thinking about a monkey related thing, but reviewing it now it's alright , if a bit rambling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: What? Just click "like". What's not to like? I wasn't really thinking what I was typing as I was thinking about a monkey related thing, but reviewing it now it's alright , if a bit rambling. It was good, I especially liked the bit of a cocaine diet for chubsters. A draft submission to NICE should be sent immediately. Not only will we save millions on diabetes treatment, but we will have a load of coked up slags with low self esteem running about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good to see you back and on the ball, Lukers. Excellent work today on the Atheist thread sir.....a most entertaining exchange of views and it was nice to see Nurse Ratchet slowly disintegrating into the "am I bovvered defence" , the defence of last resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: Excellent work today on the Atheist thread sir.....a most entertaining exchange of views and it was nice to see Nurse Ratchet slowly disintegrating into the "am I bovvered defence" , the defence of last resort. It was certainly satisfying to see the meltdown after a few days of hard work. You know you've pushed a button when you get a reply in a larger font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It was good, I especially liked the bit of a cocaine diet for chubsters. A draft submission to NICE should be sent immediately. Not only will we save millions on diabetes treatment, but we will have a load of coked up slags with low self esteem running about. Absolutely, it's good for them, keeps them off the pies and rushing round hoovering and whatnot. It's expensive but so are house staff and slimmer hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I've seen hundreds of these leather skinned trogs congregating in Yates Wine Lodge on Saturday nights in Bolton. It reminds me of Band of Gold except the prossies had more self respect. Buy one of these old slags a blue WKD she will happily suck your balls dry in the gents toilet after being rigourously sodomised by your mate. disgusting behaviour.....just as a matter of interest, which particular Yates is it that allows this appalling state of affairs. I would not want to wonder in by mistake you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: disgusting behaviour.....just as a matter of interest, which particular Yates is it that allows this appalling state of affairs. I would not want to wonder in by mistake you understand. You've obviously never been for a night out in Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: disgusting behaviour.....just as a matter of interest, which particular Yates is it that allows this appalling state of affairs. I would not want to wonder in by mistake you understand. Well , well, well, well , well , well well. Well well, looky here. Swarm you cunt, are we good enough for you now? That was a very haughty seeming absence. I hope you haven't come back all airs and graces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well , well, well, well , well , well well. Well well, looky here. Swarm you cunt, are we good enough for you now? That was a very haughty seeming absence. I hope you haven't come back all airs and graces? Airs and Graces.... shurely not........Nah, spent two weeks in that vile shithole which is India after attending a family wedding in the Punjab. Looking forward to some mindless cunting now my bile and hatred of mankind has been restored to normal levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: Airs and Graces.... shurely not........Nah, spent two weeks in that vile shithole which is India after attending a family wedding in the Punjab. Looking forward to some mindless cunting now my bile and hatred of mankind has been restored to normal levels. Don't let Manky know, Lukers. He'll demand that you are put in quarantine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Extremely disturbing nom for 2 reasons as I see it. Firstly, if this shit does happen, what is fucking wrong with these dirty cunts? It is disgusting. These people need to be put down. Secondly, how the fuck is your missus still worth it, Quince? Mine went the way of the manatee about a month after I put a ring on her now sausage finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Airs and Graces.... shurely not........Nah, spent two weeks in that vile shithole which is India after attending a family wedding in the Punjab. Looking forward to some mindless cunting now my bile and hatred of mankind has been restored to normal levels. I dare say that is the place for that type of inspiration. I'm never going to fucking India. Possibly there are good elements and things there other than being scrounged off and ripped off continually, pissing hot gravy out your arse, turds and piss running down the street, hordes of unwashed gibbering cunts, flies, disgusting monkeys everywhere, stench and midden, but I suspect the scales are tipped on the side of all the shite like a big fat sweating turban wearing curry smelling cunt on a see saw opposite .....Ghandi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 You'll be telling us next that some of these cunts blog about their sex lives too, so other cunts can wank themselves stupid over their bedroom antics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: You'll be telling us next that some of these cunts blog about their sex lives too, so other cunts can wank themselves stupid over their bedroom antics! Where's Mary Whitehouse when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Hate to rain on your parade boys but this is all old news. In the old days when the Corner was, shall we say, less family-orientated and a lot wilder than it is now, I supplied links to several sites. Of course back-then I received click-thru income, not a lot, but enough for bottle of Rioja now and then. It seems the site snitch has been itching to reveal as some sort of petulant pay-back. I sorta picked his surprise at my ambivalence over his hidden threats. Kinda funny I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Hate to rain on your parade boys but this is all old news. In the old days when the Corner was, shall we say, less family-orientated and a lot wilder than it is now, I supplied links to several sites. Of course back-then I received click-thru income, not a lot, but enough for bottle of Rioja now and then. It seems the site snitch has been itching to reveal as some sort of petulant pay-back. I sorta picked his surprise at my ambivalence over his hidden threats. Kinda funny I guess. Still banging on the snitch line? Prove it. So you freely admit that you are all the things I've mentioned in my post? And as for providing links to your disgusting filth, it just goes to show what an ego you have that you think people would want to look at your washed up, past it carcass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Sorry my mistake, Mrs R. You did it for money, not because of a desperate need for attention! What does that make you I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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