Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You have an attic? Cue the comments from Punkape on how it reflects on your social standing. I presume the box set is VHS? Betamax I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's braking, not 'breaking'. Why doyou think i have a Speak and Spell as my avatar. Oooh, I don't know Drew, that's a toughie. The spell-checker does look old and way past its useful service life so perhaps is a metaphor for the way you feel. This and your need to correct fellow punters' posts together with your fantasies involving the use of rohypnol does indicate an overall feeling of inadequacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oooh, I don't know Drew, that's a toughie. The spell-checker does look old and way past its useful service life so perhaps is a metaphor for the way you feel. This and your need to correct fellow punters' posts together with your fantasies involving the use of rohypnol does indicate an overall feeling of inadequacy. Right on all counts. I can't help feeling that if you had displayed this perceptive attitude sooner you may have kept your post in Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: What is it about this site that punters feel empowered to call another a "fucking moron" simply for the heinous crime of expressing a different POV? When you were a mod it normally meant getting a ban for having a difference of opinion with you. I'll expect the normal tedious reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Right on all counts. I can't help feeling that if you had displayed this perceptive attitude sooner you may have kept your post in Admin. Could be attitude was an issue, but that may be a perception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: When you were a mod it normally meant getting a ban for having a difference of opinion with you. I'll expect the normal tedious reply. ....of course perception is a funny thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ....of course perception is a funny thing. What would you know about funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: What would you know about funny? Coming from someone who doesn't even realise half the time he's having the piss taken out of him that's actually quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Coming from someone who doesn't even realise half the time he's having the piss taken out of him that's actually quite funny. I know your taking the piss. I just don't find you funny. You know my opinion of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: I know your taking the piss. I just don't find you funny. You know my opinion of you. ....erm, your worthless opinion aside, I wasn't taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ....erm, your worthless opinion aside, I wasn't taking the piss. Whether you were or not doesn't really matter anyway. You were,are and always will be a humourless cunt. It was pointed out to you a few days ago by another member that you have never posted anything slightly humourous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Will you two just get a room and have done with it. Christ on a fucking bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, scotty said: Will you two just get a room and have done with it. Christ on a fucking bike. You must be fucking joking. Have you seen the photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: You must be fucking joking. Have you seen the photos? Just get it fucked, will you. She can't talk with a cock in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: Just get it fucked, will you. She can't talk with a cock in her mouth. Don't you bank on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 So here I am killing time while spotters bunch of taff operatic cunts are finishing their recit call, and all I can find is snatch and roops bickering. I might as well join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 38 minutes ago, scotty said: So here I am killing time while spotters bunch of taff operatic cunts are finishing their recit call, and all I can find is snatch and roops bickering. I might as well join in. Don't, we'll hav another 42 pages of "qualifying comments".... I think I'd rather talk about the Ashes... 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's braking, not 'breaking'. Why doyou think i have a Speak and Spell as my avatar. Depends really, if there isn't enough braking, then there will be breaking... Fuck me, it's catching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Just get it fucked, will you. She can't talk with a cock in her mouth. Mmmmmf mmm mmmmf mmmmmmmmmm mmmmf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mmmmmf mmm mmmmf mmmmmmmmmm mmmmf. You're watching too much porn, baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 34 minutes ago, scotty said: You're watching too much porn, baws. Not enough actually. I remember that scene, and it was definitely... "Mmmmmf mmm mmmmf mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmfff mmmmf." The ball gag almost slips and the protagonist of the story gets twatted across the face with both a hand and a penis, adding an extra line to the dialogue. In Baws' defence he's probably going from script rather than final cut so it's an easy one to make. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, nocti said: Not enough actually. I remember that scene, and it was definitely... "Mmmmmf mmm mmmmf mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmfff mmmmf." The ball gag almost slips and the protagonist of the story gets twatted across the face with both a hand and a penis, adding an extra line to the dialogue. In Baws' defence he's probably going from script rather than final cut so it's an easy one to make. Ah, Playmate of the Apes. A fucking classic, Nocs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Ah, Playmate of the Apes. A fucking classic, Nocs. It's a work of fucking art Decs. Dolby 5.1 gets called old hat these days, but position the speakers right and whack the volume up when Mrs D is out/unconscious, and your balls will go from plums to prunes before the mon(k)ey shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: 4x4, or 4 wheel drive means that when the car is driven by the engine power is delivered to all 4 wheels. However, during braking your 4 wheels will perform just like any other car you stupid cunts. And don't even get me started on the fucking morons who are scared to run their 4x4 onto the grass verge so they can pass you safely on a B road. Wankers, the lot of them. Or when there's a couple of inches and snow and they start abandoning them at the roadside, fucking priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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