Eddie Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 No exactly up there with Jihadi cunts, but a close second, If there is one good thing regarding the influx of immigrants from eastern Europe, its the low cost of having you car cleaned. The tracksuit wearing Romanians surround your car like flies on shit and hey presto, 2 minutes later you are driving out in a spotless car. Why then do people waste a precious Sunday cleaning and polishing their pride and joy? These O.C.D cunts are also fixated on cutting grass in straight lines and trimming hedges. if your life is that boring you may as well join Punkapes golf club Sundays are for lays ins, recovering from hangovers, working on the next hangover and Sunday lunches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: No exactly up there with Jihadi cunts, but a close second, If there is one good thing regarding the influx of immigrants from eastern Europe, its the low cost of having you car cleaned. The tracksuit wearing Romanians surround your car like flies on shit and hey presto, 2 minutes later you are driving out in a spotless car. Why then do people waste a precious Sunday cleaning and polishing their pride and joy? These O.C.D cunts are also fixated on cutting grass in straight lines and trimming hedges. if your life is that boring you may as well join Punkapes golf club Sundays are for lays ins, recovering from hangovers, working on the next hangover and Sunday lunches. Tea on the lawn then orf to church eh Edders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 51 minutes ago, Eddie said: No exactly up there with Jihadi cunts, but a close second, If there is one good thing regarding the influx of immigrants from eastern Europe, its the low cost of having you car cleaned. The tracksuit wearing Romanians surround your car like flies on shit and hey presto, 2 minutes later you are driving out in a spotless car. Why then do people waste a precious Sunday cleaning and polishing their pride and joy? These O.C.D cunts are also fixated on cutting grass in straight lines and trimming hedges. if your life is that boring you may as well join Punkapes golf club Sundays are for lays ins, recovering from hangovers, working on the next hangover and Sunday lunches. A friend of my fathers was talking about his lawn and complaining, asking "what can I do to stop this?"... ..it was half a dozen wormcasts on a lawn you could play snooker on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 These blokes must have frigid wives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I wouldn't waste a single fucking femtosecond of my hard-earned spare time on car-washing, or gardening, or any tedious or repetitive chore where I can basically pay some sub-minimum wage cunt to do it for me. It's not necessarily as if I have anything better to do myself (just before Judge jumps in to point out the existential sadness of our lives) or that I lack the requisite aptitude, I'm basically just a lazy bastard. Trickle down economics is a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't waste a single fucking femtosecond of my hard-earned spare time on car-washing, or gardening, or any tedious or repetitive chore where I can basically pay some sub-minimum wage cunt to do it for me. It's not necessarily as if I have anything better to do myself (just before Judge jumps in to point out the existential sadness of our lives) or that I lack the requisite aptitude, I'm basically just a lazy bastard. Trickle down economics is a cunt. Quite a response for a lazy bastard. Have my congratulations for the effort you've put in. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I'm sorry but I'm going to have to take this bait, and I don't give a fuck... Wash your own car then you fucking cum eater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't waste a single fucking femtosecond of my hard-earned spare time on car-washing, or gardening, or any tedious or repetitive chore where I can basically pay some sub-minimum wage cunt to do it for me. It's not necessarily as if I have anything better to do myself (just before Judge jumps in to point out the existential sadness of our lives) or that I lack the requisite aptitude, I'm basically just a lazy bastard. Trickle down economics is a cunt. My father knew someone who said you only wash a car once, the day you sell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: These blokes must have frigid wives. Or wives in the fridge, or freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I never clean my car. It's a 7 seater and I have 3 small kids so you can imagine what it looks like. I don't care, it's a Honda and it starts every fucking time, despite it's last service being over 3 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 54 minutes ago, MikeD said: Or wives in the fridge, or freezer. My grandad once said "Stay away from men who have a freezer in the cellar". He didn't half say some stupid fucking things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My grandad once said "Stay away from men who have a freezer in the cellar". He didn't half say some stupid fucking things. Did he have one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Did he have one? No. It was the way he walked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My grandad once said "Stay away from men who have a freezer in the cellar". He didn't half say some stupid fucking things. I think he may have been alluding to the fact that you should not have anything to do with them because they were not eating fresh food as frozen food lacks certain vitamins destroyed during the freezing process, Therefore unlikely to sire a new generation of healthy Romany offspring. ........Or he may have known the Fred West clan better than most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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