Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 I think its my age but as I've got older my waste has the greater potential to cause a blockage. I daren't use the bog at home for fear of this (it also saves on bog roll).......,or it could just be I now live in a bungalow and I just can't get a decent head of water to provide an efficient flush. What do you think Dorx, you fucking Bill bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 A dumpless shit is called a wank round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There used to be a jolly fucking cunt on the old site whose avatar was Adolf wearing a set of bunny ears, but then he got married and fucked off and left me all alone in charge of the bark stripper. You're not still in the huff because they lost all your Voevod posts 5 minutes after you finally got them back, surely? Not a bit of it, Mr B. I just found it a bit difficult changing from the old format. Ah, Christ. I remember that avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) .and your worries are much appreciated. Don't have nightmares now! I couldn't forgive myself. Also your blurt looks like it would take your fingers off, so be careful stuffing things up it. Edited April 5, 2016 by Gurt Shite quote function Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Now, now Gurt, I sense a degree of petulance. A word of advice from me to you this time. I've heard it all before, if you must troll me your gonna have to be a lot more original - a lot more. Stay warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 That's rather fucking ungentlemanly of you, Gurt. I seem to remember Mrs R being more than adequately equipped in the lady department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I have a dirty arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Gurt, you silly cunt, at least give Roops the cunting she deserves. How about "I wouldn't touch that bear-trap with yours, mate, she's got a twat like Terry Waite's allotment. Sticking one up that would be like the last hotdog in the tin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Rev said: That's rather fucking ungentlemanly of you, Gurt. I seem to remember Mrs R being more than adequately equipped in the lady department. From what I've seen it looks like she has the vag and chutney Chute of a grizzly bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 ...and there you have it Gurt, the ultimate in a lack of originality - quote amending! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gurt said: From what I've seen it looks like she has the vag and chutney Chute of a grizzly bear Now you're angry and frustrated, not getting out of your head then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and there you have it Gurt, the ultimate in a lack of originality - quote amending! Have I touched a nerve?.. .Sorry poor form in the circumstances. Maybe you should amend your waxing/shaving regime? Just a thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) No. You're just rapidly becoming a boringley predictable twat. Kill yourself successfully you cunt. Edited April 5, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps it fucking worked for the first time ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Have I touched a nerve?.. .Sorry poor form in the circumstances. Maybe you should amend your waxing/shaving regime? Just a thought You know you haven't, hence your poor form. Keep 'em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 No coming from this side... But drew seems willing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Gurters, although Drew is struggling to post a legible sentence as he struggles with his dial-up internet, I concur with what I think is the gist of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Gurters, although Drew is struggling to post a legible sentence as he struggles with his dial-up internet, I concur with what I think is the gist of it. I'll have you know that i have now got Norfolk Broads Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Let me give you some advice Mrs Poops; sort that wookies arsehole out quick-sharp before it gets bejewelled in pink and orange cleg-gems of Andrex and part digested carrot... I bet that ends up looking like someone's wiped their muddy wellies on a doormat I wish I could poke my minds eye out.... Get out of my head!! Let ME give YOU some advice , mister Gurt: put on your fucking burial suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Well done bubba, thank god you're here to protect the innocent. I get carried away when people who've cunted each other off get defensive; maybe I shouldn't bother because it's upsetting and new blood won't sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Let ME give YOU some advice , mister Gurt: put on your fucking burial suit. Stuff it up your Afro arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Well done bubba, thank god you're here to protect the innocent. I get carried away when people who've cunted each other off get defensive; maybe I shouldn't bother because it's upsetting and new blood won't sign up? I protect nobody, Gurty, calm down a tad. Drew is a crusty old bald cunt who lives in a bungalow. And the gaping Ewok cave that Roops slaps about the web should never go without a cunting. I'm just offering a friendly word of advice, up your game, you could be a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I protect nobody, Gurty, calm down a tad. Drew is a crusty old bald cunt who lives in a bungalow. And the gaping Ewok cave that Roops slaps about the web should never go without a cunting. I'm just offering a friendly word of advice, up your game, you could be a right cunt. Cheers bubba you boring cunt. Grow some bollocks and stop being such a hairy pussy/sphincter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: such a hairy pussy/sphincter can we drop this particular subject...some of us are still having treatment for post traumatic stress after innocently viewing such extreme imagery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: A dumpless shit is called a wank round here. Oi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: There used to be a jolly fucking cunt on the old site whose avatar was Adolf wearing a set of bunny ears, but then he got married and fucked off and left me all alone in charge of the bark stripper. You're not still in the huff because they lost all your Voevod posts 5 minutes after you finally got them back, surely? Are these lyrics to some Morrisey shite ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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